#69959
2002-12-04 7:26 PM
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brother from another mother 15000+ posts
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Wednesday is hump day. That means today is the middle of the work week and also today is the day others are leagly obligated to have sex with you.. If you see someone who is realy hot all you have to do is tell them "hey,today is hump day and you gotta do it with me" Today is the only day other people have to have sex with you.
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#69960
2002-12-04 8:57 PM
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The somewhat random 2000+ posts
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damn I had sex yesterday!
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#69961
2002-12-04 9:00 PM
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cobra kai 15000+ posts
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#69962
2002-12-04 11:40 PM
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Sex with yourself doesn't count.
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#69963
2002-12-04 11:41 PM
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I will be sure to relay the message to my boyfriend.
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#69964
2002-12-05 12:41 AM
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#69965
2002-12-05 7:58 AM
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brother from another mother 15000+ posts
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brother from another mother 15000+ posts
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#69966
2002-12-05 8:07 AM
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living in 1962 15000+ posts
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Well, did you hump anyone today, Lothar? Or is Dave still taking up that collection for you?
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#69967
2002-12-05 7:51 PM
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I'll contribute a dollar if it will
help Lothar. Does Lothar like boys or girls?
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#69968
2002-12-05 8:17 PM
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Timelord. Drunkard. 15000+ posts
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quote:
Originally posted by Gerald in your living room:
Does Lothar like boys or girls?
It depends on the phase of the moon.
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#69969
2002-12-06 12:15 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Grimm:
Well, did you hump anyone today, Lothar? Or is Dave still taking up that collection for you?
So far I have $1.55 and a used condom.
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#69970
2002-12-06 1:50 AM
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#69971
2002-12-06 1:57 AM
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Who used it? ![[eh?]](images/icons/confused.gif)
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#69972
2002-12-06 8:00 AM
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brother from another mother 15000+ posts
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brother from another mother 15000+ posts
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You casn clean used condoms by turning them inside out and
shaking the fuck out of 'em.
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#69973
2002-12-06 10:13 AM
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#69974
2002-12-06 5:29 PM
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cobra kai 15000+ posts
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cobra kai 15000+ posts
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dave, i thought we talked about boom-cha
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#69975
2002-12-06 11:12 PM
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living in 1962 15000+ posts
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living in 1962 15000+ posts
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#69976
2002-12-07 12:19 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Rob Kamphausen:
dave, i thought we talked about boom-cha
Tastes great with soya sauce and rice.
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#69977
2002-12-07 11:31 AM
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I'm just sayin' 10000+ posts
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Soya sauce is the duct tape of sauces.....it can fix anything.
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#69978
2002-12-07 2:50 PM
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for me cheese can fix any meal!
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#69979
2002-12-08 7:54 PM
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brother from another mother 15000+ posts
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BEHOLD! THE POWER OF CHEESE! ![[cool]](images/icons/cool.gif)
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#69980
2002-12-10 2:55 AM
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He tastes of America 15000+ posts
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Cheese is made of Rob! Cheese is made of Rob!!! ![[whaaaa!]](eek01.gif)
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#69981
2002-12-10 2:27 PM
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cobra kai 15000+ posts
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#69982
2002-12-10 2:38 PM
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I'm just sayin' 10000+ posts
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Magically delicious or just plain delicious? And does this mean you're really a leprechaun?
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#69983
2002-12-10 3:33 PM
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cobra kai 15000+ posts
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oh, certainly magically delicious.
i dont kid around.
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#69984
2002-12-11 7:35 AM
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brother from another mother 15000+ posts
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It's hump day again. You know what you gotta do.
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#69985
2002-12-11 8:31 AM
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living in 1962 15000+ posts
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Damn. Okay, everybody put in a dollar for Lothar. ![[...rassamnfrackin...]](graemlins/grumble01.gif)
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#69986
2002-12-11 2:33 PM
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cobra kai 15000+ posts
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i've gotta sandwhich -- will that help?
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#69987
2002-12-11 3:43 PM
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#69988
2002-12-12 4:10 AM
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Frustrated! . . . with kids! 2500+ posts
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quote:
Originally posted by Lothar of The Hill People:
It's hump day again. You know what you gotta do.
Yeah, I know...and I bought an extra change of clothes this time too... :lol:
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#69989
2002-12-12 4:25 AM
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cobra kai 15000+ posts
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oh yeah? i gotta sammidge!
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#69990
2002-12-12 4:47 AM
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#69991
2003-06-04 8:33 PM
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YaY!!!
Every day should be humpday.
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#69992
2003-06-07 3:09 AM
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brother from another mother 15000+ posts
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quote:
Originally posted by Bianca:
quote:
Originally posted by Lothar of The Hill People:
It's hump day again. You know what you gotta do.
Yeah, I know...and I bought an extra change of clothes this time too... :lol:
heh heh
When you walk into work the next day wearing the same clothes that you wore the day before,evryone knows what you you were doing.
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#69993
2003-06-07 8:37 AM
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Your death will make me king! 15000+ posts
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Your death will make me king! 15000+ posts
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quote:
Originally posted by Lothar of The Hill People:
Wednesday is hump day....
Damn right I am ![[biiiig grin]](images/icons/grin.gif) !
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#69994
2003-10-31 4:58 AM
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URG am real man! 7500+ posts
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URG am real man! 7500+ posts
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Did you am get any action?
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Sex in the middle of the week?
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Who will I break next? 15000+ posts
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Who will I break next? 15000+ posts
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Quote:
Chris Oakley said:
P.S.As if I don't have enough drama in my life,my brother was arrested this afternoon after we got in an argument.
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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Quote:
backwards7 said:
Can I have your pencil sharpener?
MisterJLA is RACKing awesome.
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URG am real man! 7500+ posts
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