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http://www.onvideo.org/calendar/dvd_08a.htm#Jan1January 1 Indie Sex (2007) Two-disc set. Aired as a miniseries event on IFCtv in August 2007 and garnered the highest ratings in the channel's history. Explores how independent films have provided a forum to discover society's deepest and darkest sexual fantasies played out on the big screen. The series is divided into three parts: "Censored," a look at the history of censorship from the silent era to the rise of the production code in the 1930s to today's more permissive outlook; "Teens," which depicts the evolution of the teen genre from Frankie and Annette beach romps in the 1960s to "Risky Business" and "Porky's" to today's more provocative fare like "Thirteen"; and "Extremes," a walk on the wild side of fetishism from Bettie Page bondage photos in the 1950s to today's boundary-pushing films like "Short Bus." Features Dita Von Teese, John Waters, Tatum O'Neal, Rosanna Arquette, Piper Perabo, Ally Sheedy and Peter Sarsgaard. $29.95. Extras: "Director's Cut Taboos," extended stag film, "Sex in Cinema Milestones." (Genius Products). Resident Evil: Extinction (2007) Milla Jovovich, Oded Fehr, Mike Epps, Ali Larter, Spencer Locke, Iain Glen, Ashanti, Christopher Egan. Extras: Deleted scenes; sneak peek at "Resident Evil: Degeneration," the first Resident Evil CGI feature film; filmmakers' commentary; making-of featurettes: "Alice Vision: Preproduction," "The Big Bang: 'ing Resident Evil: Extinction," "Bigger, Faster, Stronger: The Undead Evolve," "Vegas Visual Effects: Miniatures." Available on Blu-ray Disc. (Sony). Shoot 'Em Up (2007) Clive Owen, Paul Giamatti, Monica Bellucci, Stephen McHattie, Greg Bryk. Extras: "Ballet of Bullets: The Making of Shoot 'Em Up," deleted scenes, animatics, more. (New Line). Solstice (2007) Elisabeth Harnois, Shawn Ashmore, Tyler Hoechlin, Amanda Seyfried, Matt O'Leary, Hilarie Burton, R. Lee Ermey, Jenna Hildebrand. A young girl uncovers a disturbing secret about her twin sister, who committed suicide and who may well be trying to communicate with her as summer solstice draws near, the one time when our world and the next are closest. (Weinstein Co.,/Genius products). The Tudors: The Complete First Season (2007) Four-disc set with 10 episodes, $42.99. (Paramount). War (2007) Jet Li, Jason Statham, John Lone, Ryo Ishibashi. Extras: "The Action of War" nine-part behind-the-scenes featurette, commentary by director Philip G. Atwell, commentary by writers Lee Anthony Smith and Gregory J. Bradley, "Scoring War" featurette, audio trivia track, gag reel, deleted/extended scenes. Also available on Blu-ray Disc. (Lionsgate). Weird Science: The Complete Seasons 1 & 2 Four-disc set with 26 episodes, $44.95. Extras: Interactive trivia, cast commentary. (A&E Home Video). http://www.onvideo.org/calendar/dvd_08a.htm#Jan2January 2 September Dawn (2007) Jon Voight, Trent Ford, Tamara Hope, Jon Gries, Taylor Handley, Lolita Davidovich, Dean Cain, Terence Stamp. Extras: Two featurettes: "True Events: A Historical Perspective" and "Descendants: Remembering the Tragedy." (Sony).
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(insert unfunny running gag here, "gee whiz, why didn't I think of that?")
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I may buy Indie Sex, which was actually kind of interesting, but I am DEFINITELY getting Shoot 'Em Up. And so should you.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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(insert unfunny running gag here, "gee whiz, why didn't I think of that?") You tell 'em, rex!
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but I am DEFINITELY getting Shoot 'Em Up. And so should you. it was everything i wanted it to be...
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Resident Evil: Extinction
Shoot 'Em Up
War
"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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(insert unfunny running gag here, "gee whiz, why didn't I think of that?") You tell 'em, rex! He never misses a cue. Guffaw guffaw
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"Are you eating it...or is it eating you?" [center] [/center] [center] [/center]
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but I am DEFINITELY getting Shoot 'Em Up. And so should you. it was everything i wanted it to be... Indeed. 90 minutes of how to stage a gunfight. Fucking brilliant flick.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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The Tudors. And of course Shoot 'Em Up. Fixed your post for you.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Mebbe...is it really that good?
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Pure, unbridled, mindless entertainment. Think of it as a live action Daffy Duck/Bugs Bunny cartoon. With Clive Owen in the role of Bugs and Paul Giamatti as Daffy. With guns, a cubic assload of guns. And Monica Bellucci. This flick has gunfights that you wouldn't think of. And it has the perfect soundtrack for the flick.
This flick should've been called "90 Minutes of Aweshome Gunfights...Because We Know You're Sick of All the Emo Crap!!!"
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Pure, unbridled, mindless entertainment. Think of it as a live action Daffy Duck/Bugs Bunny cartoon. With Clive Owen in the role of Bugs and Paul Giamatti as Daffy. With guns, a cubic assload of guns. And Monica Bellucci. This flick has gunfights that you wouldn't think of. And it has the perfect soundtrack for the flick.
This flick should've been called "90 Minutes of Aweshome Gunfights...Because We Know You're Sick of All the Emo Crap!!!" couldnt have said it better...
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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