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Knox County Times:

• It seems some Camden-Rockport Middle School eighth-grade boys are . . . making a game of seeing who can expel the loudest and grossest flatus.
  
  According to this week's Fire Cracker school newsletter though, the joke's on the boys as the penalty for "intentional farting" is now a detention.
  
  "Strange, but true, thanks to a bunch of 8th grade boys, intentional farting has been banned from CRMS," the newsletter said. "It started out as a funny joke and eventually turned into a game. This is the first rule at CRMS that prevents the use of natural bodily functions. The penalty for intentional farting is a detention, so keep it to yourself!"

This is the only school I've ever heard of where the students are discouraged from trying to pass.

What about the school in Head of the Class where the "gifted" students took 5 years to pass high school?

They were special.

You have entered... the... no.... fart... zone!

If Adler went to that school, he would get a detention for every time he opened his mouth...

I think Gman should fart in court everytime the judge rules against him.

True story:

When I went to school at University of Florida in Gainesville, we had an R.A. (resident assistant) for our dorm section that was a bit retentive and overbearing. The guy across the hall from me was Jeff, a former high school wrestler, who looks and behaves almost exactly like Christopher Penn in the mid-80s teen movie The Wild Life.
We were all in my dorm room when Phil, the R.A., came in and was hassling Jeff about something, and Jeff with a smile on his face teased Phil in playful defiance, wrestled him the ground, sat on his face, and farted in his mouth.

A minute or so later, Jeff finally lets Phil get up off the ground, and he's all pissed off, yelling: "Okay, that's it, you're in big trouble now, I'm writing you up!" And stormed out of the room to do his paperwork on the incident.
We were still laughing, and then we were just starting to get serious and think maybe there'd be actual consequences for what happened.

But a few minutes later, Phil came back in the room, and humiliatedly said: "I'm not going to write you up, it's just too embarrassing to write down on paper."

At which point we were all on the floor doubled over with laughter.

A fart is shit without the mess. People really need to be more appreciative.

Second!