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Worst Smackdown since last week.I'm not gonna really go over too much what happened so here's a quick recap.

"Championship Friday"
WWE tag Team titles up for grabs....yeah right.Jimmy(no)Wang Yang and Velma Dinkley(aka Shannon Moore) vs. the champs,John Morrison and the Whiz.Bullshit...they wouldn't give the titles to those two even if it was during the era of Doink and Dink.What happened to the tag-team division?Hardcore Holly and Cody Rhodes also...why?

Let's see......crappy diva match with Cherry being pushed as a diva wrestler......because......I give up.I liked her better as eye candy in a short skirt and roller skates.The other three bitches were just "meh".moving on

Finlay vs some guy.Actually won without the shelay..sheley...his stick.

ECW manager putting some skinny no-name guy up against the Russian guy for shits and giggles.......I ain't laughing.

Mick Foley(as the new color commentator for Smackdown)interviews Shatista about Shawn Michaels....guess they're gonna run with a feud that went nowhere in the first place and mixing Jericho into it for no real reason.

Matt Hardy(U.S. Champ) vs. MVP.Probally the best ...hell,the only real wrestling match of the night.MVP was balls nasty and beat the shit out of Matt Hardy.Hardy pulled a twist of fate out of his ass to barely win this match.I doubt he'll be U.S. champ for long.

Hawkins and Ryder vs. Jesse and Uncle Fester.WTH??! the whole doofus-into-raging bull schtick is past old for me.The guy's a tough wrestler and can dominate a match but Hawkins & Ryder still pull off a win.Lame.

Undertaker vs. Not-So-Great-Khali......not exactly.Here comes fat cunt Vicki Guerrero with Edge and the bitch is STILL in a fucking wheelchair.WTF!! She's been out running around numerous times in the last couple months yet they're still playing this angle....I guess her cankles can't support her huge ass.At any rate she says some shit about 'Taker's Death-lock submission hold being illegal and she strips him of the belt.'course he ain't gonna hand it over so she sends Not-So-Great-Khali to go get it.'Taker kicks him in the jaw and then Death-locks him and while doing so,Hawkins & Ryder run in,snatch the belt and run out.Show ends with 'Taker looking bewildered,I curse the last two hours of my life that I'll never get back.


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 Originally Posted By: allan1
Worst Smackdown since last week.I'm not gonna really go over too much what happened so here's a quick recap.

"Championship Friday"
WWE tag Team titles up for grabs....yeah right.Jimmy(no)Wang Yang and Velma Dinkley(aka Shannon Moore) vs. the champs,John Morrison and the Whiz.Bullshit...they wouldn't give the titles to those two even if it was during the era of Doink and Dink.What happened to the tag-team division?Hardcore Holly and Cody Rhodes also...why?

Let's see......crappy diva match with Cherry being pushed as a diva wrestler......because......I give up.I liked her better as eye candy in a short skirt and roller skates.The other three bitches were just "meh".moving on

Finlay vs some guy.Actually won without the shelay..sheley...his stick.

ECW manager putting some skinny no-name guy up against the Russian guy for shits and giggles.......I ain't laughing.

Mick Foley(as the new color commentator for Smackdown)interviews Shatista about Shawn Michaels....guess they're gonna run with a feud that went nowhere in the first place and mixing Jericho into it for no real reason.

Matt Hardy(U.S. Champ) vs. MVP.Probally the best ...hell,the only real wrestling match of the night.MVP was balls nasty and beat the shit out of Matt Hardy.Hardy pulled a twist of fate out of his ass to barely win this match.I doubt he'll be U.S. champ for long.

Hawkins and Ryder vs. Jesse and Uncle Fester.WTH??! the whole doofus-into-raging bull schtick is past old for me.The guy's a tough wrestler and can dominate a match but Hawkins & Ryder still pull off a win.Lame.

Undertaker vs. Not-So-Great-Khali......not exactly.Here comes fat cunt Vicki Guerrero with Edge and the bitch is STILL in a fucking wheelchair.WTF!! She's been out running around numerous times in the last couple months yet they're still playing this angle....I guess her cankles can't support her huge ass.At any rate she says some shit about 'Taker's Death-lock submission hold being illegal and she strips him of the belt.'course he ain't gonna hand it over so she sends Not-So-Great-Khali to go get it.'Taker kicks him in the jaw and then Death-locks him and while doing so,Hawkins & Ryder run in,snatch the belt and run out.Show ends with 'Taker looking bewildered,I curse the last two hours of my life that I'll never get back.


This is the greatest Smackdown! review ever!

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So choke holds are illegal and title strippable now? So like, oh my God! Why isn't cheating and outside interference (again and again) punishable in the slightest? Oh that's right, because Edge is fucking the boss, and Randy Orton watches while bobbing for apples in William Regal's spittoon. I mean, like, oh, my God! I wonder who the next number one contenders are going to be.

I can see it now: Smackdown! Night of lopsided matches! Edge vs Hornswoggle! Ryder vs Delaney! Hawkins vs Nunzio! Chavo (w/ the big bald cunt) vs Cherry!

Forget that last one. I'm not sure they'll fit her ass on camera without the wide angle lens.

Warning, Spoiler:
*bangs her feet*


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