So choke holds are illegal and title strippable now? So like, oh my God! Why isn't cheating and outside interference (again and again) punishable in the slightest? Oh that's right, because Edge is fucking the boss, and Randy Orton watches while bobbing for apples in William Regal's spittoon. I mean, like, oh, my God! I wonder who the next number one contenders are going to be.
I can see it now: Smackdown! Night of lopsided matches! Edge vs Hornswoggle! Ryder vs Delaney! Hawkins vs Nunzio! Chavo (w/ the big bald cunt) vs Cherry!
Forget that last one. I'm not sure they'll fit her ass on camera without the wide angle lens.