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May 6

Ace of Hearts (2008) Dean Cain, Anne Marie DeLuise, Britt McKillip. Officer Dan Harding (Dean Cain) and his trusty canine partner, Ace, are the best duo on the police force. But unfortunately, all of that hard police work leaves little time for Dan's family, including his 13-year-old daughter Julia (Britt McKillip). When Ace is accused of mauling a suspect, it's Julia who sets out to prove Ace's innocence. (Fox).

Azumi 2 (2008) Aya Ueto, Shun Oguri, Chiaki Kuriyama. Sequel to the popular Japanese actioner featuring a female samurai assassin who tries to prevent a civil war in feudal Japan. Extras: "Through the Eyes of Azumi" featurette, image gallery. (Urban Vision Entertainment).

Barney: Hi! I'm Riff! - Latest "Barney" to hit video: Barney's new friend Riff is the first new dino to join "Barney & Friends" in 13 years: He's a six-year-old Hadrosaur and a one-of-a-kind kid; $14.98. (Fox).
Bewitched: The Complete Sixth Season Four-disc set with 30 episodes, $39.95. (Sony).

The Bridges of Madison County Deluxe Edition (1995) Dir.: Clint Eastwood; Clint Eastwood, Meryl Streep, Annie Corley, Victor Slezak, Jim Haynie. Extras: New documentary: "An Old-Fashioned Love Story: The Making of the bridges of Madison County," Doe Eyes music video. (Warner).

The Business of Being Born (2008) Documentary on home birthing inspired by producer Ricki Lake and director Abby Epstein's unique child birth stories. Interlaces surprising scientific and historical statistics with personal home birth stories. Extras: Behind-the-scenes featurette, follow-up interviews. (New Line).

Dan Paris (2006 -- French) Heart-felt family drama about a young man, depressed from his recent break-up with his girlfriend, who returns home to Paris and moves back in with his divorced father and amorous younger brother. Romain Duris, Louis Garrel Guy Marchand, Marie-France Pisier, Alice Butaud. (Genius Products).

David Beckham: Life of an Icon (2008) Unauthorized, uncompromised look at the soccer legend, including the scuffles, scandals and scurrilous headlines; $19.97. (Liberation Entertainment/Anchor Bay).

Delirious (2007) Dir.: Tom DiCillo; Steve Buscemi, Michael Pitt, Gina Gershon, Alison Lohman. An offbeat drama focused on a homeless youth, a pop music siren and a member of the paparazzi. Extras: Behind-the-scenes featurette, music video, podcasts, commentary by DiCillo. (Genius Products).

First Sunday (2008) Ice Cube, Katt Williams, Tracy Morgan, Loretta Devine, Michael Beach, Keith David, Regina Hall, Malinda Williams, Clifton Powell, Nick Turturro, Chi McBride. Extras: Commentary by writer-director David E. Talbert, deleted Scenes, gag Reel, Outtakes, Talbert's Camera Wrap Speech, "Hood Robbin' With the First Sunday Cast & Crew" featurette, "The Almighty Version Fact Track." Also available on Blu-ray Disc. (Sony).

Hiya, Kids!! A '50s Saturday Morning. - Four-disc set with the best kids' TV programs from the infancy of the genre: 21 episodes culled from some of America's iconic television classics, including "Kukla, Fran and Ollie," "Howdy Doody," "Lassie," "Annie Oakley," "Flash Gordon," "Time for Beany," "The Paul Winchell Show," "The Roy Rogers Show," "Captain Z-RO," "The Rootie Kazootie Club," "Winky Dink and You," "Super Circus," "Andy's Gang," "The Cisco Kid," "Sky King," "The Magic Clown," Kids and Company," "Juvenile Jury," "The Pinky Lee Show" and "Sheena, Queen of the Jungle." Each DVD is designed like a Saturday morning programming block from the era, with shows for the very young first on the menu. As the older siblings "wake up," the programs become more and more "sophisticated. $34.99 (Shout! Factory).

I'm Not There (2007) Cate Blanchett, Richard Gere, Heath Ledger, Christian Bale, Michelle Williams, Julianne Moore, Charlotte Gainsbourg, Ben Whishaw, Marcus Carl Franklin, David Cross, Bruce Greenwood. Two-disc set. Extras: Commentary by Todd Haynes, nine deleted scenes, premiere featurette, "Making of I'm Not There," "Subterranean Homesick Blues" music video, Ben Whishaw and Marcus Carl Franklin audition tapes, gag reel, conversation with Todd Haynes, "Making of the Soundtrack" featurette, Dylan filmography, Dylan discography, New York Times article on the film written by Robert Sullivan, on screen lyric stream. (The Weinstein Co./Genius Products).

Love's Unfolding Dream (2007 -- TV) Erin Cottrell, Scout Taylor Compton, Drew Simpson. A woman struggles to choose between her career aspirations as a doctor and her feelings for a New York lawyer who wants a traditional wife. Part of the "Love Comes Softly" franchise. (Fox Faith).

Macon County Line (2005) Max Baer Jr. (Warner).

Madeline: Next Stop America (2005) Three animated adventures of Ludwig Bemelmans' little French girl: "Madeline in Hollywood," "Madeline in New York" and "Madeline and the Wild West"; $14.98. (Fox).

Military Intelligence and You(2008) Patrick Muldoon, Elizabeth Bennett, John Rixey Moore. Spoof of a "long-lost" World War ll training film. (Echo Bridge Home Entertainment).

Moola (2007) William Mapother, Daniel Baldwin, Efren Ramirez, Charlotte Ross, Curtis Armstrong, Annabelle Gurwitch. Sometimes, "manure happens," and unfortunately for best friends and business partners Steve and Harry are in it up to their eyeballs. With their chemical light-stick business and their marriages both on the rocks, their American Dream is about to go Chapter 11 -- until a huge deal unexpectedly materializes and promises to change their lives forever. Extras: Commentary by director Don Most, "The Making of Moola" documentary. (Allumination FilmWorks).

Neo Ned (2005) Jeremy Renner, Gabrielle Union, Cary Elwes, Eddie Kay Thomas, Sally Kirkland, Ethan Suplee. Unique take on the concept of race, love and fate about a young misguided racist (Jeremy Renner) who meets and then falls in love with a young black woman (Gabrielle Union) while both are in a mental institution. (Code Black Entertainment).

Over Her Dead Body (2008) Eva Longoria Parker, Paul Rudd, Lake Bell, Jason Biggs. A woman accidentally killed on her wedding day comes back to haunt her fiance through a psychic he falls for. (New Line).

The Passion of Greg the Bunny: The Best of the Film Parodies Volume 2 - Greg the Bunny and his (tor)mentor, Warren "The Ape" Demontague, are back as they parody some of our favorite films: "Wacky Wednesday," "Blue Velveteen" and "Plush: Behind The Seems" ; $19.99. Extras: "Fur on the Asphalt" -- The Greg the Bunny Reunion Special featuring Sarah Silverman, Seth Green, Adam Goldberg, Jon Favreau and more; deleted scenes and outtakes; GTB Music Video: "Plush"; interviews; never-before-seen clips from Greg the Bunny's early days on public access TV; Greg the Bunny Webisodes; commentary by series creators; gag reel; behind-the-scenes photo gallery. (Shout! Factory).

P.S. I Love You (2007) Hilary Swank, Gerard Butler, James Marsters, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Lisa Kudrow, Gina Gershon, Kathy Bates, Harry Connick Jr., Dean Winters. Extras: Conversation with book author Cecelia Ahern, additional scenes, James Blunt music video, "The Name of the Game Is Snaps." Also available on Blu-ray Disc.

Saawariya (2007 -- India) Ranbir Kapoor, Rani Mukherjee, Salman Khan, Sonam Kapoor. Based on Dostoevsky's short story "White Nights." This Bollywood love story centers on two lonely souls awaiting true love: a free-spirited artist, idealistic young man and a somber, shy and enigmatic girl who meet in a quaint, picturesque town. Extras: Making-of featurette. Also available on Blu-ray Disc. (Sony).

Senior Skip Day (2008) Larry Miller, Gary Lundy, Tara Reid, Lea Thompson, Norm MacDonald, Clint Howard. High school seniors plan the party of the year with gorgeous models, stripteases, a gigantic gravity bong, a funeral and some crepes. (First Look Studios).

Square Pegs: The Complete Series (2005) Three-disc set with 19 episodes of the 1982 series that starred Sarah Jessica Parker, Jamie Gertz, Amy Linker, Tracy Nelson. Extras: Featurettes: "Weemawee Yearbook Memories": Interviews with Sarah Jessica Parker, Jamie Gertz, Tracy Nelson and Claudette Wells, John Femia, Steven Peterman, Amy Linker, Merritt Butrick, and Anne Beatts. (Sony).

Steel City (2006) John Heard, Thomas Guiry), America Ferrera, Clayne Crawford, Laurie Metcalf, Raymond J. Barry. Emotional story of two working-class brothers who must cope with their recently incarcerated father. Extras: Commentary, deleted scenes, photo gallery, more. (Peace Arch Home Entertainment).

Teeth! (2007) Jess Weixler, John Hensley. Fascinating black comedy/horror tale about an innocent teenager, Dawn, who discovers quite by accident that she's developed choppers in the most unexpected place. Extras: Deleted scenes, commentary by writer-director Mitchell Lichtenstein, "Behind-the-Scenes of Teeth!" outtakes. (Weinstein Co./Genius products).

Tre (2006) Daniel Cariaga, Alix Koromzay, Kimberly-Rose Wolter, Erik McDowell. Steamy outing that explores marriage, love, work and family in an era when bonds of love and friendship are weighed against sexual temptation and deceit. Follows the amorous adventures of two couples thrown together by fate. Extras: Behind-the-scenes documentary, deleted scenes, director and cast commentary. (Cinema Libre Studio).

Twister (1996) Dir.: Jan de Bont; Helen Hunt, Bill Paxton, Cary Elwes, Jami Gertz, Philip Seymour Hoffman. Digitally remastered. Extras: "Storm Chasers: The Formation of Twister featurette gallery, History Channel documentary "Nature Tech: Tornadoes," "Anatomy of a Twister," HBO First Look: "The Making of Twister," commentary, more. Also available on Blu-ray Disc and HD DVD. (Warner).

The 2007 Academy Award Nominated Short Films (2008) Highlights the short works honored at the 80th Annual Academy Awards ceremony as well as the nominees. Includes Oscar winners "Mozart Des Pickpockets" (live-action) and "Peter & the Wolf" (animated) as well as Live Action Short Film nominees "At Night," "Il Supplente ( The Substitute)," "Tanghi Argentini" and "The Tonto Woman"; and Animated Short Film nominees "Madame Tutli-Putli" and "Meme Les Pigeons Vont Au Paradis (Even Pigeons Go Heaven)." (Magnolia Home Entertainment).


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 Originally Posted By: Dabney Donovan
Twister (1996) Dir.: Jan de Bont; Helen Hunt, Bill Paxton, Cary Elwes, Jami Gertz, Philip Seymour Hoffman.


Wasn't Hoffman in "Twister" for all of five minutes in a minor role?

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No was was throughout the entire movie.

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Yeah, for a few second here and there, adding up to about five minutes total?

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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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