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None of them are funny.

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While some old posters are still just as funny as ever


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Thanks Lothar!

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*blushes*

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None of you man kissers are funny. You bore the shit out of me.

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And you guys are the pinnacle of comedy?


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We're alot better than you guys.

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As you've already shown us.


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 Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53
None of them are funny.
then they will all fit in here. this is where funny gets raped, set on fire and dies.


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But dear. How exactly would that account for Jaburg's RKMB standards of what "funny" is?

If you think it's unfunny, then wouldn't that make it absolutely hilarious?

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 Originally Posted By: 655321
 Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53
None of them are funny.
then they will all fit in here. this is where funny gets raped, set on fire and dies.


Pariah wouldn't do anything of the sort to you. He'd be nothing but a perfect gentleman if you'd only give him a chance.


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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barf


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No, really. Pariah's been nervous about asking you out. He's asked for advice on how to woo you. Give the guy a chance. He'd treat you like a queen. And not the type of queen like Halo and whomod are, but like actual royalty.


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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I am the true Pariah! This pedofile seeks to destroy my reputation!

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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
No, really. Pariah's been nervous about asking you out.
i don't care.

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He's asked for advice on how to woo you.
may i suggest suicide? i'm a necrophiliac.

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Give the guy a chance.
nobody gets chances, life is tough.

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He'd treat you like a queen.
i don't need him for that.


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I suggested suicide for the pretender as well! Listen to us "Pariah!"

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 Originally Posted By: 655321
i don't care.


I know you don't care for nervous lovers, but trust me I've gotten a lot more assertive lately.

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i'm a necrophiliac.


That's great! We can stay home and watch Necromantik when we want to get in the mood.

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life is tough.


Not as long as we're together.

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i don't need him for that.


I know you have Miguel and all, but don't you ever get tired of incest? How about trying something new?

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Oh my God, he's secretly Whomod!


Wow you guys are getting really pathetic, deleating my sig like that.

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 Originally Posted By: Rellik
None of you man kissers are funny. You bore the shit out of me.

Well as you have yet to show anything that even resembles a sense of humour, I am not quite sure you even know what the word funny means!

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I'm not here to entertain you. Only myself. Now dance, monkey.

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prolific + original = rellik.


go.

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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
No, really. Pariah's been nervous about asking you out. He's asked for advice on how to woo you. Give the guy a chance. He'd treat you like a queen. And not the type of queen like Halo and whomod are, but like actual royalty.


i have better advise...
treat a princess like a whore and a whore like a princess.. trust me either way you will enjoy the results.


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 Originally Posted By: Black Machismo
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
No, really. Pariah's been nervous about asking you out. He's asked for advice on how to woo you. Give the guy a chance. He'd treat you like a queen. And not the type of queen like Halo and whomod are, but like actual royalty.


i have better advise...
treat a princess like a whore and a whore like a princess.. trust me either way you will enjoy the results.


If it worked for Han Solo...


That was one goddamn helluva show.

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Oooooooooooooooooh YEAH

Joe Mama doesn't like all these new posterrrrs, NO

Lookin the fool takes Joe Mama away from the ONE thing Joe Mama does right. Sucking...

COCK!

DIG IT!

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 Originally Posted By: Black Machismo
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
No, really. Pariah's been nervous about asking you out. He's asked for advice on how to woo you. Give the guy a chance. He'd treat you like a queen. And not the type of queen like Halo and whomod are, but like actual royalty.


i have better advise...
treat a princess like a whore and a whore like a princess.. trust me either way you will enjoy the results.


Oooooooooooooooh YEAH

Joe Mama would love to be your princess.

DIG IT!

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 Originally Posted By: Daniel Plainview
 Originally Posted By: Black Machismo
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
No, really. Pariah's been nervous about asking you out. He's asked for advice on how to woo you. Give the guy a chance. He'd treat you like a queen. And not the type of queen like Halo and whomod are, but like actual royalty.


i have better advise...
treat a princess like a whore and a whore like a princess.. trust me either way you will enjoy the results.


If it worked for Han Solo...

She wanted to kiss his wookie.


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