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in Windsor, CO. Or something, never heard of it myself. By Loveland/Fort Collins (narth eest, see-oh). Apparently, the damn thing was so big that people didn't recognize it was a tornado. Picked up an 18-wheeler. low death count.


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My sisters boy friend was in the area it hit. He's fine but my sister freaked out.


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I'm glad for both Uschi and rex's families that no one was hurt.


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Thanks, faggot.


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I've only witnessed 4 tornados (and abut half a dozen funnel clouds that never touched down), and they were rather titchy. Being so close to the mountains breaks them up pretty fast. It's so beautiful with tornados though... pea-soup sky and lightning EVER'WHER' and the PAP! of hailstones...


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I want to know how many times you had to get fucked in the ass in order for your farts to turn into a tornado that large.

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Once. by myself. I have a really really really big penis.


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 Originally Posted By: rex
Thanks, faggot.


You're welcome, sock-fucker!


Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!

All hail King Snarf!

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ba-ZING!


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it's like watching a cripple-fight!


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TIMMAH!!!


Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!

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omg, speaking of:

my sister took yesterday off work to go to the zoo (with husband and daughter) for her birthday (today) and there was a real-life retarded turkey! looks like an emu and kept running in little circles. el-oh-el!


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Was that an evil spell?

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nah, I wish he'd give me some money.


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the first time my daddy fucked my ass it felt like a mile wide tornado

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 Originally Posted By: Rellik
I want to know how many times you had to get fucked in the ass in order for your farts to turn into a tornado that large.



think youre getting close to the limit?

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Well, this isn't local to me, but we got at least 3 people on the boards that live in NYC.

The crane collapse thing: http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/01/nyregion/01towers.html?ref=nyregion


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 Quote:
the deadly crane collapse that killed two people and injured another on the Upper East Side on Friday morning is now threatening to tarnish that legacy. It was the latest in a series of construction-related accidents — including a crane collapse in March that killed seven people — that have left New Yorkers uneasy, with a growing concern that Mr. Bloomberg may have let high-rise construction proliferate without adequate oversight. Indeed, despite the administration’s recent efforts to improve construction safety, including replacing the commissioner of the Department of Buildings, there are signs that residents — even those who have generally viewed him favorably in the past — are running out of patience with Mr. Bloomberg.

Bloomberg needs to pull his head out of his ass before more people get killed.


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Last year we had 3-4 crane collapses by a new portion of the interstate due to record windspeeds. They shut down for a week and a half and fixed the problem and nothing bad since. Plus the company did a phenomenal job, a bunch of people around town left thank-you cards for the speed, fluidity, and management of the construction. really was well planned. not often y'see something so well done in construction... something noteworthy.


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