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Gentlemen,

I see that in my absence you've made excellent progress. In addition to the other signs of their impending defeat, they have now opted to create an alter of me.

While I'm naturally flattered (imitation being the sincerest form of flattery and all that), I'm also disappointed that it took them this long to think of doing something like that, and I'm also very disappointed with the quality of posts the imp of me is making. I have no doubt you'll be able to instantly tell the original from the moron.

Further updates include three NEW registrants at the Insurgency and of the 18 registered users online right now, almost 50% of them are Insurgents.

Your efforts do you and the Insurgency proud.

Zzap!


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proud mary keep on burning!

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 Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts
proud mary keep on burning!


And we're rolling, rolling
Rolling on the river...

Great song! I only wish you had Tina Turner's legs.

Zzap!


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what have you heard?

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Crazy fuker wants to cut off Tina Turner's legs!


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Some days urg makes me proud to be his friend. Then there are the days that he steals my beer and fucks my woman. Somedays he gets that backwards.-Lothar

"Those were good days. Sitting around the campfires, eating dinosaur meat, and clubbing our wimmens in the head. I dream of those days sometimes. When Urg would make speeches and lead us to victory over the neighboring tribes. Good days, man. Good days." -Grimm
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 Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts
what have you heard?


Honestly, more like Twiggy than Tina. I'm sorry if that's hurtful, but I feel it had to be said. Some of us were even going to stage an intervention.

You need help.

Zzap!


Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."

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Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."

First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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 Originally Posted By: URG
Crazy fuker wants to cut off Tina Turner's legs!


Don't know if I can do this, but I'll give it a shot.

**AHEM** Zzap know URG speak like caveman, but even caveman know how to spell "fucker".

Zzap!


Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."

Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."

Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."

First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
 Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts
what have you heard?


Honestly, more like Twiggy than Tina. I'm sorry if that's hurtful, but I feel it had to be said. Some of us were even going to stage an intervention.

You need help.

Zzap!


He sure does need help. He's actually dumb enough to believe-

 Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts
America has enjoyed the protection of God because of our support for Israel




I feel sad for brain-washed right-wingers.


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 Originally Posted By: Halo82
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 Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts
what have you heard?


Honestly, more like Twiggy than Tina. I'm sorry if that's hurtful, but I feel it had to be said. Some of us were even going to stage an intervention.

You need help.

Zzap!






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 Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts
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 Originally Posted By: ISniffBritneySpearsFarts



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Hello my name is Halo82. Bsams handed me my ass again, I'll give this another try. Is it working? Dammit!


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Oh shit. He's found I have alts


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 Originally Posted By: TheTranslator
 Originally Posted By: ISniffBritneySpearsFarts



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Hello my name is Halo82. Bsams handed me my ass again, I'll give this another try. Is it working? Dammit!



Must be working for you to pull out this lame shit


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 Originally Posted By: Halo82
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Hello my name is Halo82. Bsams handed me my ass again, I'll give this another try. Is it working? Dammit!







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 Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts
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Those lol motie's must really scare you for you to come out of hiding as soon as Halo comes back?


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I'm Lothar's ass milk! Cum taste his taint fellas!

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 Originally Posted By: Halo82
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 Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts
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Hello my name is Halo82. Bsams handed me my ass again, I'll give this another try. Is it working? Dammit!










YOU LIKE ME, YOU REALLY LIKE ME!

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i do, because i;ve got you to laugh at yourself crying as halo!

even you know what a crybaby you are!



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 Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts
i do, because i;ve got you to laugh at yourself crying as halo!

even you know what a crybaby you are!




WHO'S CRYING TRANS...I MEAN BSAMS? I'M LAUGHING!!!!!!


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wait till you login as halo. right now, your not being the crybaby you were when you left this board in tears, and asked begged for help from the insurgent forum, now that youve found out they cant help you, you cry even more!




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 Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts
i do, because i;ve got you to laugh at yourself crying as halo!

even you know what a crybaby you are!




Calling someone a crybaby? Christ, have you graduated from Kindergarten yet?

Zzap!


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there there halo, Zzap will take up for you!


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 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
 Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts
i do, because i;ve got you to laugh at yourself crying as halo!

even you know what a crybaby you are!




Calling someone a crybaby? Christ, have you graduated from Kindergarten yet?

Zzap!


Not only that, but I think him and the other idiot, Sammitch, called me it 100 times today. They hope that if they ignore by doing the same thing over I'll leave and you all with "assimilate". They are weakening.


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 Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts
there there halo, Zzap will take up for you!



Nobodies helped me out more today then you have, fuckhead.

Cue crying motie.


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 Originally Posted By: Halo82
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 Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts
i do, because i;ve got you to laugh at yourself crying as halo!

even you know what a crybaby you are!




Calling someone a crybaby? Christ, have you graduated from Kindergarten yet?

Zzap!





he did it again!



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 Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts
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 Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts
i do, because i;ve got you to laugh at yourself crying as halo!

even you know what a crybaby you are!




Calling someone a crybaby? Christ, have you graduated from Kindergarten yet?

Zzap!





he did it again!




Got you to make yourself look like an ass? Well, I can't take all the credit for that...


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 Originally Posted By: Halo82
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 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
 Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts
i do, because i;ve got you to laugh at yourself crying as halo!

even you know what a crybaby you are!




Calling someone a crybaby? Christ, have you graduated from Kindergarten yet?

Zzap!





he did it again!







dammit man, your gunna dehydrate!

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 Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts
there there halo, Zzap will take up for you!



Nah, just as I was doing yesterday, instead of focusing on any one thread or person, I'm just floating from thread to thread helping out where I can.

Now, have you or have you not graduated from Kindergarten yet? Just answer my question.

Zzap!


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 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
 Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts
there there halo, Zzap will take up for you!



Nah, just as I was doing yesterday, instead of focusing on any one thread or person, I'm just floating from thread to thread helping out where I can.

Now, have you or have you not graduated from Kindergarten yet? Just answer my question.

Zzap!



man he must really be on the ropes to keep bugging you for help like this.

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