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Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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I have four.

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That's cuz you're special.



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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And by special, she means you are "SPECIAL"......if ya know what I mean!

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Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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 Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53


But do you like the zoo?


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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
shortbus!

Joe rode the widebus!

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 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
ASS!

I'll take both.
Thanks for the offer!


Now you're just being greedy!



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
ASS!

I'll take both.
Thanks for the offer!


Now you're just being greedy!



nothing wrong with that...


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 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
Can someone do me a favour?
Please drive down/up/across to Philly and punch Snarf in the kidneys......while holding a knife!



Sounds like a job for Halo82!


(hear that halo? You finally have a purpose!)


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snarf vs. halo.... who would win the wimpiest fight in history?


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Snarf has an unused dick, and he is willing to use it!

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 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
Snarf has an unused dick, and he is willing to use it!


Halo and snarf also have that in common... when it comes to women.. neither of them have ever had one.


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Hey! Snarf got half a blow job one time!


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Thats only cause he couldnt bend forward any further!

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 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
Thats only cause he couldnt bend forward any further!


dammit Nowie, you beat me to the punchline.


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dats cause I have made a vocation out of insulting Snarf

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Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!

All hail King Snarf!

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 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
dats cause I have made a vocation out of insulting Snarf



hes damn good at his job


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I PMed a link to this thread to whomod. His response:

You're a little bitch, you know that?


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I make an ass out of him, force all his online loser tards to "raid" us, and this is the best he's got? Fucking amateur.


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as if you didnt already know you were a little bitch! he's a fucking tard!

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 Originally Posted By: Halo82
I told you idiots. I'm three IQ points above retarded.




go.

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ha ha ha... I boned whomod's daughter and her vag ripped open and I put my fist in it and ripped out her tiny (really tiny) uterus and ate it while she bled to death.


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lucky bitch, my daddy does worse.

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That was foreplay.


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 Originally Posted By: rex
This is the first time (Other than oakley which really doesn't count) I've made an alt id of someones family member. To be honest I forgot about it until the insurgency people showed up.


I meant what I said about whomod. He doesn't fit in here. He doesn't think for himself. You ask him a straight question and he goes on a olberman youtube frenzy. Thats why I made the alt id. Everyone knows that someone will eventually attack you for any reason here. If you don't want someone to make fun of something personal to you, don't mention it on the boards. Its really not that difficult.


Too true.


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 Originally Posted By: rex
I PMed a link to this thread to whomod. His response:

You're a little bitch, you know that?


I can't recall Olbermann saying that. So there goes your theory about him not thinking for himself. BTW, it doesn't require much thought to be some asshole who holds everything and everyone in no regard.


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 Originally Posted By: Halo82


go.

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maybe halo is my other daddy - i seem to cry a lot

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 Originally Posted By: GrimNGritty
 Originally Posted By: rex
This is the first time (Other than oakley which really doesn't count) I've made an alt id of someones family member. To be honest I forgot about it until the insurgency people showed up.


I meant what I said about whomod. He doesn't fit in here. He doesn't think for himself. You ask him a straight question and he goes on a olberman youtube frenzy. Thats why I made the alt id. Everyone knows that someone will eventually attack you for any reason here. If you don't want someone to make fun of something personal to you, don't mention it on the boards. Its really not that difficult.


Too true.


Please crawl out of my ass.


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 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: rex
I PMed a link to this thread to whomod. His response:

You're a little bitch, you know that?


I can't recall Olbermann saying that. So there goes your theory about him not thinking for himself. BTW, it doesn't require much thought to be some asshole who holds everything and everyone in no regard.


Sincerely, retarded fucknut.


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 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: rex
I PMed a link to this thread to whomod. His response:

You're a little bitch, you know that?


I can't recall Olbermann saying that. So there goes your theory about him not thinking for himself. BTW, it doesn't require much thought to be some asshole who holds everything and everyone in no regard.


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Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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