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#955480 2008-05-27 2:31 PM
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I'm here to help the lovelorn with real and genuine advise. If I can't help, I'll give a free cyber BJ!!

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Dear SydB!! Some of the posters here, have been posting about having relations with their second cousins... Is that so wrong? Thanks! and.. love what you've done with your hair!


... so there!!
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Show us your tits or go away.


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As far as I'm aware, relations (I assume you mean sex) between second cousins is perfectly legal. Expect in the Deep South where the relationship isn't close enough for sexual purposes.

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 Originally Posted By: rex
Show us your tits or go away.




Hope that helps, Rex!

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Blue tits...


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 Originally Posted By: SydB JenG
As far as I'm aware, relations (I assume you mean sex) between second cousins is perfectly legal. Expect in the Deep South where the relationship isn't close enough for sexual purposes.
wheres your tatoo?


... so there!!
Mott the Hoople #955497 2008-05-27 2:52 PM
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My ink is only viewable by my complete nakedness.

Mott the Hoople #955498 2008-05-27 2:55 PM
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Dear SydB... My girlfriend wants to have me tatoo her name on my 'member'... I am concerned with both the pain,and how sex will be afterwards.. because I've heard you have various tats' on 'special parts of youe beautiful body, can you tell me if getting tatooed 'there' will be ok?... Her name is,Hillary Rodman Clinton. (shhh.. she's married.. don't tell!)


... so there!!
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Getting tattooed is painful, I don't think getting your "member" done is a good idea. I suggest you beat Hillary and tell her not to ask again.

SydB JenG #955504 2008-05-27 3:05 PM
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Dear Princess Syd,

I shave down below but the missus complains about the stubble and she wants me to get waxed. From everything I've seen and heard about waxing, I'll pass. Do you know a good divorce lawyer?

Love and kisses,

Brown Bear


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!! She is a glutton for punishment, and public humilliation... I am seriously thinking about ending the realtionship. You know any younger,avaible hot dark-haired women??


... so there!!
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 Originally Posted By: GrimNGritty
Dear Princess Syd,

I shave down below but the missus complains about the stubble and she wants me to get waxed. From everything I've seen and heard about waxing, I'll pass. Do you know a good divorce lawyer?

Love and kisses,

Brown Bear


Hmmm. Perhaps a divorce could be averted by more regular grooming on your behalf. Studies have shown that waxing isn't that much more effective than shaving, so if you shave daily you should get more sweet, sweet loving.

Just remember to use a clean, sharp razor and use hair conditioner instead of shave gel. Aftercare is also important: moisturize, my personal recommendation is baby oil gel (with chamomile).

Hope i helped!

SydB JenG #955686 2008-05-27 6:40 PM
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Dear Syd,

Isn't it good to be lost in the wood? Isn't it bad, so quiet there in the wood?

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Dear Syd,


King Snarf sucks with taking love advice. Can you just skip to the cyber BJ to help him out?


all the best

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Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Dear Princess Syd,

Who sucks the most dick, Joe Mama or britneyspearsatemyshorts? I hear BSAMS can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

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Brown Bear


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 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
Dear Syd,

Isn't it good to be lost in the wood? Isn't it bad, so quiet there in the wood?

Thanks
Mxy


I love getting lost in wood. Being surrounded by wood is evry girl's dream come true.

SydB JenG #955755 2008-05-27 8:05 PM
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That is peculiar. Do you have some sort of tree fetish?


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 Originally Posted By: GrimNGritty
Dear Princess Syd,

Who sucks the most dick, Joe Mama or britneyspearsatemyshorts? I hear BSAMS can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

Thanks,

Brown Bear


I heard it was Halo.

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 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
Dear Syd,


King Snarf sucks with taking love advice. Can you just skip to the cyber BJ to help him out?


all the best

K-nut


Sure!


SydB JenG #955783 2008-05-27 8:26 PM
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Feel better?


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snarf be sure to thank the nice ladies...


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Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me
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Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Dear Syd, I'm trying to find out if a friend of mine is lying about her bra size. Can you post topless pictures of yourself and tell us what size your bra you wear? It would help determine if she's lying or not.


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 Originally Posted By: Mott the Hoople
Dear SydB... My girlfriend wants to have me tatoo her name on my 'member'... I am concerned with both the pain,and how sex will be afterwards.. because I've heard you have various tats' on 'special parts of youe beautiful body, can you tell me if getting tatooed 'there' will be ok?... Her name is,Hillary Rodman Clinton. (shhh.. she's married.. don't tell!)

Snarf decided to have the name of his imaginary girlfriend tattooed on his cock.
The tattooist asked what her name was.
"Wendy!" said Snarf.

The tattooist examined Snarfs nearly non-existant manhood, and said the only way he could do it was if the unused little pork sword was fully erect.
After looking at some pictures of Rob, Snarf got a tiny chubby, and the tattooist quickly tatttooed the name Wendy on it, with his smallest needle.
Sadly, when Snarfs dick softened up, all he could see was a very small "w" and a very small "y".

A week later he was cruising the local mens toilets, and Bastie walked in, unzipped his flys and started to take a piss.

Lusting after Basties man meat, Snarf spotted that he also had a (bigger) "W" and "Y" on it.

"Is your girlfriends name Wendy as well?" asked a drooling Snarf.

"No, why do you ask?" said Bastie.

"You have the same tattoo as me (only bigger)" said a rather gay Snarf.

"Oh that" said Bastie "it actually says, Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day!"

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I don't mind at all, Rex! I'm a 32A


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I win again?


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even if you didnt you got free tits out of it...


big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place!
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Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
snarf be sure to thank the nice ladies...


Thanks, nice ladies!


Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!

All hail King Snarf!

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Snarf is like a bear getting ready for hibernation. he needs to store titty pics for the long winter!

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His head is gonna get cold.


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(because he's bald)


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Y'know rex, the pictures of you floating around the boards seem to have a fairly high hairline....


Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!

All hail King Snarf!

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Yeah, but I'm not an emo bitch about it.


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If he wasn't a basement dweller he'd be balder than you!

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CHICKFIGHT!

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Please I don't want to see boobies.

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 Originally Posted By: Jeremy
Please I don't want to see boobies.


Damn it jeremy. Stop being such a gay.


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 Originally Posted By: Jeremy
Please I don't want to see boobies.


that's gay, jermemy.

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 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
 Originally Posted By: Mott the Hoople
Dear SydB... My girlfriend wants to have me tatoo her name on my 'member'... I am concerned with both the pain,and how sex will be afterwards.. because I've heard you have various tats' on 'special parts of youe beautiful body, can you tell me if getting tatooed 'there' will be ok?... Her name is,Hillary Rodman Clinton. (shhh.. she's married.. don't tell!)

Snarf decided to have the name of his imaginary girlfriend tattooed on his cock.
The tattooist asked what her name was.
"Wendy!" said Snarf.

The tattooist examined Snarfs nearly non-existant manhood, and said the only way he could do it was if the unused little pork sword was fully erect.
After looking at some pictures of Rob, Snarf got a tiny chubby, and the tattooist quickly tatttooed the name Wendy on it, with his smallest needle.
Sadly, when Snarfs dick softened up, all he could see was a very small "w" and a very small "y".

A week later he was cruising the local mens toilets, and Bastie walked in, unzipped his flys and started to take a piss.

Lusting after Basties man meat, Snarf spotted that he also had a (bigger) "W" and "Y" on it.

"Is your girlfriends name Wendy as well?" asked a drooling Snarf.

"No, why do you ask?" said Bastie.

"You have the same tattoo as me (only bigger)" said a rather gay Snarf.

"Oh that" said Bastie "it actually says, Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day!"


heh.


Oderint, dum metuant.


You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you!
-USCHI showin' some love


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