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I have noticed that y'all have a women thread, but this is one for the women and may be both off topic and perhaps offensive (to men).
My fuck buddy recently told me he wanted anal sex. I agreed! He arrived at the designated time and place, but when he saw me there wearing nothing but a strap on, he said he ASSumed he would be the one penetrating. I said that I would have anal sex with him, if he let me fuck his ass first; that way he could tell me if it was worth all all the hype. He left in a huff and hasn't called me since.
Are men hypocrites?
And - guys - I need a fuck buddy; any volunteers?
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big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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and he likes things up the ass...
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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1) The dumbass should have been more specific.
2) If he can't take it, he's not ready to give it to someone else.
3) You should keep the strap-on handy for next time a guy says he's ready for a blowjob, then cuff him and fuck his mouth with the strap-on.
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big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Somebody had to say it, the rest of you are no help.
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1) The dumbass should have been more specific.
2) If he can't take it, he's not ready to give it to someone else.
3) You should keep the strap-on handy for next time a guy says he's ready for a blowjob, then cuff him and fuck his mouth with the strap-on.
Great advice, thanks! I thought the dumbass would have been expecting a l'il joke after his badly phrased request. I was never with him for his brains anyhoo.
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And - guys - I need a fuck buddy; any volunteers?
I don't go in for anal, giving or recieving, but other than that, I'm game.
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And - guys - I need a fuck buddy; any volunteers?
I don't go in for anal, giving or recieving, but other than that, I'm gay. And bald. And whiny. And a virgin. And a karaoke queen.
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I have noticed that y'all have a women thread, but this is one for the women and may be both off topic and perhaps offensive (to men).
My fuck buddy recently told me he wanted anal sex. I agreed! He arrived at the designated time and place, but when he saw me there wearing nothing but a strap on, he said he ASSumed he would be the one penetrating. I said that I would have anal sex with him, if he let me fuck his ass first; that way he could tell me if it was worth all all the hype. He left in a huff and hasn't called me since.
Are men hypocrites?
And - guys - I need a fuck buddy; any volunteers? I'll fuck you one time real fucking hard and manly.
I'm Innocent. I Get Pussy All The Time. I Don't Need To Assault Anyone!
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And - guys - I need a fuck buddy; any volunteers?
I don't go in for anal, giving or recieving, but other than that, I'm game. You're only the second guy I've ever heard admit he won't do anal (giving that is; most don't want to receive). Makes me wonder - does the PA address and beard mean you're Amish? I think I'm banned from the Amish  Nice, shiny pate tho, I could give that head a good rub!
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I'll fuck you one time real fucking hard and manly.  Be still my heart! And women complain about romance being dead. Are you well endowed, btw?
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And - guys - I need a fuck buddy; any volunteers?
I don't go in for anal, giving or recieving, but other than that, I'm game. You're only the second guy I've ever heard admit he won't do anal (giving that is; most don't want to receive). Makes me wonder - does the PA address and beard mean you're Amish? I think I'm banned from the Amish Nice, shiny pate tho, I could give that head a good rub! No, not Amish, and the beard's a little trimmer these days than it was in that photo. And you can rub my bald head anytime. Rrrroooooawrr.... 
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All hail King Snarf!
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big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
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i dont. I hate the little bald virgin posting under him...
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Jealousy is so unbecoming of you, knurkel....
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big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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k-timmy! I think she was saying you was funny, you fucking retard! 
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big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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