RKMBs Forums .::Important::. Fortress of Awesome Chat So What'd I Miss?

Back from closing on m'house and moving in. So I'm back and boyoboy am I glad that the Insurgency has yet to succeed in its devious pland to destroy these boards and run everyone off ( ). But I noticed a ton of new threads, most of which were either started or bumped by Insurgents (thanks for the traffic, folks!), so I started sifting through - y'know, playing catch-up. A daunting task, but here's what I noticed:

1) Tommy has changed his name from the virtually meaningless "Halo82" to the much more suitable "Wank and Cry." He's also taken to posting chapters of his favorite Victorian erotic novel - I skimmed a chapter but lost interest when no mention of a "dripping cunny" was mentioned. He's started threads that range from complaining about board members being idiots and whatnot to having meltdowns, most notably at First Among Daves. Also, Tommy seems to be a lying, cowardly deserter.

2) Captain Zzap continues to stalk Rex all over the boards while starting threads with regular updates of his stalking. I'm not one to judge, but that seems a little creepy...and gay.

3) Killer came back. No one seems to care.

4) Bionic Redneck continues his raid tactic of sucking everyone's ass and screaming "you're so hardcore!" I'd assume that he's being sarcastic, but internet posts don't allow one to gauge tone or intent, and I don't like assuming. So he must be serious in his desire to be our acolyte, right?

5) I noticed that whomod has ventured out of the Politics Forum. He must be feeling brave now that the "raid" involves more Insurgents than just him, Tommy, and their respective alts. Is his daughter still a bone of contention, or has the Insurgency finally given up on that weak justification and just admitted that they're "raiding" because they're bored at their own message board and came here because we actually have fun here?

6) Traffic here has become insane. Rob must be very happy. I saw the thread he started where he likened the Insurgents to the Bush Administration - that made me laugh - while simultaneously owning every Insurgent AND welcoming their assimilation to continue, which it has. Good job, Rob.

7) The HipCat identified him/herself as an Insurgent while simultaneously distancing him/herself from their shenanigans, malarky, and mischief. Hi, HipCat. Welcome to the boards.

8) PullOutSki hasn't been seen around, having had a meltdown that no cared who s/he secretly is/was. And, still, no one cares.

9) The Insurgency Forum is now open to everyone, though no one seems to care. Prometheus was accused of lurking about under an old ID. Much like accustions of his 1337 hacking skillz, this accusation was laughably false. I was the lurker - pay me and I'll tell you how I did it.

10) A poster named Mochahontas has joined. She seems to have ties to Sammitch. If the picture is to be believed, she's a bit of a tasty dish. Could I have some kind of confirmation here? Hi Mochahontas. Welcome to the boards.

So that's what I gathered. Can I get confirmations? More info? Did I miss any hilarity. Did more hilarity ensue? Thank you all - Insurgent and RKMBer alike - for your time.

Sincerely,

Joseph T. Mother

PS:

I just went over to the Insurgents Forum for a look-see, and here's what I saw:



Guys, either open things up or don't. But don't lie about it. That's just sad...

You were gone? Sorry, the collective conscience of this board makes it hard to keep track. Anyway, not much has changed. We kick ass, you guys go into denial. Same old same old. However, Rob did have a hissy fit and changed my name.

Too bad your servant Blowmetheus has managed to get on the board. PM Iggy and he'll unfuck your account.

This is a sad bit of spin that is beneath you.

My servant...

Pro - be a good servant and get me a soda.

i just recived an interesting Pm does anyone want to see it?

I see you are already back into the swing of things with denial.

OOH, me too! Wanna trade?

And I see that you spent the weekend starting threads to bitch about some aspect of these boards or its members. Seriously, what'd I leave out?

you mean the interesting PM?

Pm me.

I'll PM you with my interesting PM if you PM me with your interesting PM. However, if your interesting PM consists of the photos Tommy sent you of your weekend together, don't bother.

You mean from your original post? Too long, didn't read. From a quick look I'd say you left out that we spammed the fuck out of your board.

So I was spot-on correct with #6. Good.

Talk about spin.

Fixd your post for the sake of accuracy.

Not really. You're all assimilating nicely - even you, Tommy. You're actually bragging about spamming these boards? Go check out Frank Burns' body of work - he's a weekly spamming delight. All you've done is take a page from the books of BSAMS, Mxy, and others (I mean in spamming, not the novel you spammed with. That was just gay.). And nobody really cares that you spam. But you believe what you want. I have facts - like the fact that I can't see your boards after they were "opened."

We made Frank look like a bitch.

Anyway jerkoff, an admin is at Insurgency now. Who did you register as over there?

Martin Scheckland.

You're all pale imitators to the art that Frank achieves weekly.

Whatever. You are only the 5th asshole to make that same bullshit rationalization further proving that you dickwads share a brain.

I'm actually trying to re-register and it won't let me! That board is locked tighter than Tommy's arsehole isn't when Zzap's around!

You hypocrites!!!

Probaly cause you were IP banned you dumb fuck.

You're gonna look mighty stupid when the admins fix this and you can come in. But what else is new.

Quit making excuses, Tommy. You were all caught in a lie. You can have your admins fix it all you want. It doesn't change the fact that you - and others - bragged about the boards being opened, only to have to admit that you lied and that they're closed.

I've shamed you into getting your admins to let me back in. Your previous post admits it.

So how if the boards not open than how did Prometheus get on when he was banned? Dumb fucking bastard.

If the boards ARE opened then why can't I re-sign up? Face it, Tommy: someone lied to you and is making you look stupid and hypocritical. You all know where I am. Have one of your admins PM me when it's "safe" to re-sign up. Do a little vacuuming and dusting. Make the place look nice for me. But stop wasting my time bragging about nothing and getting caught in lies.

Probaly cause you are posting from the same IP address. Alot of spammers were IP addressed so it's entirely possible that Iggy missed you in the crowd. I gave them your registration name (not that I'm 100% sure you were serious about it) and they should be able to fix it.

Hey D'oh Mama, you know your IP address?

He's a lying faggot. He's doing what lying faggots do: lying...and being a faggot.

dont forget the cowardly stuff...

Dipshit, it's not a static IP. The fact is that someone - an admin or YOU - is a liar. You can talk as big as you want, Tommy. You can't brag and beat your chest if it makes you happy. But I'm legitimately trying to re-sign up and someone or something on your end is preventing me. So you go back and you figure out what the problem is and then someone who isn't a liar needs to get back to me. Let me know that the "coast is clear" and that the problem is fixed and that I can access the "register" option and re-sign up. OR(!!!) you can just admit that you're a bunch of lying hypocrites. Your call, but something better be done.

And by the way, Tommy, when you yap about your board being open and then have to tell someone that your admins have to "fix" something to allow someone access, you've lost the privilege of saying "I told you so." You lame ass liar.

So how does the world look when you are out there on the ledge?

Less scrambling here. More scrambling there. You're a liar, Tommy, and this whole problem with re-signing up proves it. Now get on your bike and resolve this, bitch.

Maybe you were lurking too much.

Sincerely,

Mxy

And Prometheus being at the Insurgency proves that you are an idiot who probaly doesn't really have the balls to come over just wants to try and fuck with us with these fake problems. We'll see though since Zzap has unsuspended every account so there should be no reason you can't get on.

I'm surprised that no one from their side is just saying, "We fooled you! You thought we'd let you in but our board is still locked down! We win cuz it's the only way we can feel like we've won!!!" Maybe this is another example of them letting Tommy take his whipping by his lonesome - make him out to be a liar, then stand back and giggle. I almost feel sorry or him...almost.

Yes, throw more bullshit on the fire.

Moron, I don't have that power. Your Lord Godd Sikk even said we don't have the power. Stop being such a whiny bitch and be patient.

Took you all long enough. Fixed your post and updated mine. Liar.

You have no concept of what a lie is, huh?