#92624
2003-09-14 10:45 AM
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Yo what's up, I am new to board, kinda funny I was looking for a new message board to post on and I stumbled apon this one looking for Eva Mendez pics. Once Upon a Time in Mexico was kinda dry just to let you know. Anyway just saying what's up. Who ever has that GQ with Eva on it, I would really like it if you would upload those pics for me. ![[wink]](images/icons/wink.gif)
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#92625
2003-09-15 3:37 AM
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Welcome to the board. Some things you should know:
Make fun of LLance.
Make fun of Rob.
Post pictures of boobies.
Dave eats poo.
Kneel before Zod. (what you do after that is up to you)
Get me a beer.
If you do all that you should be golden.
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#92626
2003-09-14 4:33 PM
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I won't kill you.
Well, not right away. So enjoy.
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#92627
2003-09-14 11:34 PM
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Stupid Dog is correct. All new ones are required to KNEEL before ZOD and give their loyality to him for all eternity and beyond!! So... KNEEL BEFORE ZOD! ![[AAAHHHH!!!]](graemlins/aahhh.gif)
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#92628
2003-09-14 11:36 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Johnny Blue:
Yo what's up, I am new to board, kinda funny I was looking for a new message board to post on and I stumbled apon this one looking for Eva Mendez pics. Once Upon a Time in Mexico was kinda dry just to let you know. Anyway just saying what's up. Who ever has that GQ with Eva on it, I would really like it if you would upload those pics for me.
Sure, JQ, suuuuuuuurrrre...
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#92629
2003-09-14 11:56 PM
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Yar, go ahead and kneel. ZOD has nothing to be afraid of. He's just a big softy. But he's my bitch, sos you can get your own beers, right.
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#92630
2003-09-15 1:03 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by ZOD:
Stupid Dog is correct. All new ones are required to KNEEL before ZOD and give their loyality to him for all eternity and beyond!! So...
KNEEL BEFORE ZOD! :ahh:
When I first joined the boards I tried to kneel before Zod and he wouldn't let me. He said he wasn't that way. I don't know what he was talking about.
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#92631
2003-09-15 12:13 PM
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#92632
2003-09-15 12:38 PM
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Best thread ever! ![[woooOOOOoooo!]](graemlins/smilewoo.gif)
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#92633
2003-09-15 1:51 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Kinda Sorta:
Best thread ever!
Should read Best. Thread. Ever. ![[worst. icon. ever.]](graemlins/comicguy-icon00.gif)
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#92634
2003-09-15 4:07 PM
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Oh, something else I forgot to say:
Uschi will kill you. Eventually. Or make you her bitch. But most likely she'll kill you.
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#92635
2003-09-15 4:12 PM
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She's already killed me.................twice!
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#92636
2003-09-15 4:19 PM
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Uschi does confuse me though.I'm pretty sure I have her down as a militant non-feminist non-lesbian who hates men. But she hates feminists, I think. I like lesbians.
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#92637
2003-09-15 10:41 PM
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I like lesbians too. ![[cool]](images/icons/cool.gif)
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#92638
2003-09-15 10:55 PM
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Because you can't lose what they don't want...
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#92639
2003-09-15 11:26 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Uschi:
Yar, go ahead and kneel. ZOD has nothing to be afraid of. He's just a big softy. But he's my bitch, sos you can get your own beers, right.
Zod is not your sweet baboo!
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#92640
2003-09-16 2:09 AM
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No, he's my spankie bitch.
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#92641
2003-09-16 2:12 AM
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I would put my faith in Zod.
From what I've read, Zod is Da Man, while this Uschi is... well... not.
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#92642
2003-09-16 2:13 AM
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My junkmail folder thinks I'm DA MAN!
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#92643
2003-09-16 2:17 AM
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Banned from the DCMBs since 2002. 15000+ posts
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I think we scared Johnny Blue off.
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#92644
2003-09-16 2:20 AM
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Uschi, your junkmail folder is wrong.
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#92645
2003-09-16 2:33 AM
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That's what I keep telling it, but I don't think my computer has voice recognition software.
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#92646
2003-09-16 12:11 PM
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How could it be expected to recognizes moos and neighs?
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#92647
2003-09-16 12:31 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Stupid Dogg:
Uschi does confuse me though.I'm pretty sure I have her down as a militant non-feminist non-lesbian who hates men. But she hates feminists, I think. I like lesbians.
B-I-N-G-O!!
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#92648
2003-09-16 12:31 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Superfastknow-it-all Man:
I would put my faith in Zod.
From what I've read, Zod is Da Man, while this Uschi is... well... not.
B-I-N-G-O!!
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#92649
2003-09-16 12:34 PM
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#92650
2003-09-17 11:09 PM
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#92651
2003-09-18 11:29 PM
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#92652
2003-09-18 11:30 PM
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I said it before, you all heard me, I win, Cobb loses, WOO-HOO!
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It's amazing that there's an entire board of these losers with no lives. I guess if you have no friends in real life, and no girl would ever want you, spamming message boards might be the only thing left.
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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