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Two nuns are walking down an alley. #1029255 2008-12-07 6:19 PM
Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 205 Vegas Smegas Begas Tony Clifton Headliner 200+ posts
Tony Clifton Headliner 200+ posts Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 205 Vegas Smegas Begas	Suddenly two thugs jump out and start to rape them at knife point. The first nun says,"Forgive him for he does not know what he is doing.". The second nun says, "This one sure the heck does!".

Re: Two nuns are walking down an alley. Tony Clifton #1029261 2008-12-07 6:23 PM
Joined: May 2003 Posts: 28,009 Deep Inside Red Sox Nation Joe Mama Inglourious Basterd!!! 15000+ posts
Joe Mama Inglourious Basterd!!! 15000+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 28,009 Deep Inside Red Sox Nation	Tony, were YOU that second nun? Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

Re: Two nuns are walking down an alley. Joe Mama #1029262 2008-12-07 6:24 PM
Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 205 Vegas Smegas Begas Tony Clifton Headliner 200+ posts
Tony Clifton Headliner 200+ posts Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 205 Vegas Smegas Begas	Get excited at the thought dough boy?

Re: Two nuns are walking down an alley. Tony Clifton #1029266 2008-12-07 6:32 PM
Joined: May 2003 Posts: 28,009 Deep Inside Red Sox Nation Joe Mama Inglourious Basterd!!! 15000+ posts
Joe Mama Inglourious Basterd!!! 15000+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 28,009 Deep Inside Red Sox Nation	I'm just trying to show you sympathy, grumpy. Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

Re: Two nuns are walking down an alley. Joe Mama #1029274 2008-12-07 6:59 PM
Joined: Feb 2001 Posts: 16,240 Salma Hayek's Heaving Bosom Pig Iran Kisser Of John Byrne Ass 15000+ posts
Pig Iran Kisser Of John Byrne Ass 15000+ posts Joined: Feb 2001 Posts: 16,240 Salma Hayek's Heaving Bosom	Transvestite nuns are really weird and grumpy.

Re: Two nuns are walking down an alley. Pig Iran #1029349 2008-12-08 3:59 PM
Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 19,685 Likes: 14 Way back in the woods. Lothar of The Hill People brother from another mother 15000+ posts
Lothar of The Hill People brother from another mother 15000+ posts Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 19,685 Likes: 14 Way back in the woods.

Re: Two nuns are walking down an alley. Lothar of The Hill People #1029373 2008-12-08 6:15 PM
Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 46,308 Denver rex Who will I break next? 15000+ posts
rex Who will I break next? 15000+ posts Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 46,308 Denver	How do you get a nun pregnant? You fuck her. November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.

Re: Two nuns are walking down an alley. rex #1029580 2008-12-09 10:19 PM
Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 19,685 Likes: 14 Way back in the woods. Lothar of The Hill People brother from another mother 15000+ posts
Lothar of The Hill People brother from another mother 15000+ posts Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 19,685 Likes: 14 Way back in the woods.	This raggedy-assed old nun was walking home from the convent one day, when this man jumps out from the bushes and has his way. Then the man sayeth unto her, "What will you tell the Holy Father now, Sister?" She says, "I must tell the truth! I will say I was walking home from the convent when a man jumped out from the bushes and raped me twice, unless you're tired."

Re: Two nuns are walking down an alley. Lothar of The Hill People #1029611 2008-12-10 2:47 AM
Joined: Jan 2004 Posts: 15,546 Jeremy Living the dream 15000+ posts
Jeremy Living the dream 15000+ posts Joined: Jan 2004 Posts: 15,546	A guy comes out of a bar drunk as a skunk and sees a nun walking towards him. He gets enraged and punches the nun in the face. After the nun falls, the drunk kicks her in the stomach repeatedly. Beaten and bloody, the nun cries "my son! Why are you doing this?". The drunk looks at her and says "Not so tough now are ya Batman?"

Re: Two nuns are walking down an alley. Jeremy #1029612 2008-12-10 2:52 AM
Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 19,685 Likes: 14 Way back in the woods. Lothar of The Hill People brother from another mother 15000+ posts
Lothar of The Hill People brother from another mother 15000+ posts Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 19,685 Likes: 14 Way back in the woods.	$\:lol\:$

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