#94219
2003-09-02 1:24 AM
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Whassup, peeps?
Haven't been on the scene for a bit but, I'm hoping at least a few of you remember me. Life has been busy as hell for the last few months.
My wife and I bought a house (our first) and had a kid (our first)...We had a boy. His name is Cael Elijah Brown and I'm already schoolin' him on all things Nature. He was born on August 1 and both mother and son are perfectly healthy. Daddy, on the other hand is getting very little sleep and exaustion is seriously cutting into my drinking time. I'm on vacation later this week so I expect that I'll be able to get both my sleep AND my drink on. I imagine this board, among others, will see some of my drunken, sleepy ramblings late in the wee hours.
Holla at a brutha...and somebody tell me how I can get my password back to log-in on the Nature Boards. My Hotmail addy is a thing of the distant past and I don't wanna have to register again.
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#94220
2003-09-02 1:31 AM
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#94221
2003-09-02 1:37 AM
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Zod used to be black, but the Republicans took care of that! ![[biiiig grin]](images/icons/grin.gif)
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#94222
2003-09-02 1:38 AM
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Well...let me check.
Hmmm...My dick is still bigger than your mouth so I'd say that would be affirmative.
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#94223
2003-09-02 1:40 AM
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please, this is a family forum!
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#94224
2003-09-02 1:44 AM
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Well, I used to fuck Speedy's sister. Does that count?
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#94225
2003-09-02 1:45 AM
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...only if you have a letter from the governor to prove it!
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#94226
2003-09-02 1:50 AM
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Sorry...I used to have one but, I no longer have it bookmarked.
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#94227
2003-09-02 1:51 AM
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Well with the new house and all you prolly couldnt afford a banning anyways....
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#94228
2003-09-02 1:54 AM
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Yeah...what with me being a man of color and all.
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#94229
2003-09-02 2:05 AM
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Basti, my sincere congrats to you and your wife on your boy. That's truly excellent news. Empathise fully with the sleepless nights. And no, he won't be meeting my daughter when he's 15 (check out pics of Imie on my board, through my sig.). I plan on buying camoflaged bear traps for the front lawn in around 13 years time, as a welcome to her boyfriends. Word will get around.
Congrats on the house too - or shall I say, welcome to the mortgage belt.
I'm back to the Great Brown Biscuit in October. If you want a final postcard from HK before I go, best put your hand up now.
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#94230
2003-09-02 2:20 AM
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What's happenin', ya fuckin' aussie!!!?? Thanks for the kudos. I'm on extended Daddy duty right now...it's hell trying to feed the kid in one arm, type this AND check the porn sites with the other. I am truly a renaisance man!!!!...even if i did spell it wrong. as for your bundle of inevitable hotti-ness....you wouldn't want her to miss out on the one positive genetic attribute i was able to give my kid, wouldya? i think his dick is gonna be bigger than mine...probably on the theo end of the spectrum. ![[wink]](images/icons/wink.gif) seriously, fatherhood is hard but it is just about the coolest thing i've ever done...ranks right up there with bsaming the hell out of green day boards.
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#94231
2003-09-02 2:26 AM
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As big as Theo? And that is supposed to be an incentive to introduction? Let me tell you, its very different when you have a daughter. With a son, you wish for his future many years of shagging his brains out. With a daughter, you're getting quotes on an electric fence for the front yard as a deterrent to the boys.
In that vein, good to see you're introducing Junior Bastard to porn early. >nods approval<
Fatherhood is very cool. Its like you get this warm buzz, telling you, "Welcome to humanity."
Listen, I've got to go because we've got a typhoon screaming this way and the last ferry home will leave very soon, but keep in touch, ok?
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#94232
2003-09-02 2:31 AM
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i'm so lucky not to have had a girl....karma would have been kickin' my ass by the time she hit 18.
i'll be around late night for awhile. holla atcha...
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#94233
2003-09-02 3:02 AM
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#94234
2003-09-02 3:14 AM
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Actually, both Bastards are back. I just didn't feel like making a special topic.
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#94235
2003-09-02 3:19 AM
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#94236
2003-09-02 3:23 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by britneyspearsatemyshorts:
are you still black?
... only one arm.
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#94237
2003-09-02 3:29 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by First National Bastard:
Actually, both Bastards are back. I just didn't feel like making a special topic.
so you jacked mine while i was off changing the kid's log-ridden diapers.
damn. some people are just so uncouth.....
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#94238
2003-09-02 3:34 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by THE Bastard:
quote:
Originally posted by First National Bastard:
Actually, both Bastards are back. I just didn't feel like making a special topic.
so you jacked mine while i was off changing the kid's log-ridden diapers.
damn. some people are just so uncouth.....
You're the one with a kid. I suppose you're doing just as much jacking as I am.
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#94239
2003-09-02 12:18 PM
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Y'all know who...KEEPIN' IT GANGSTA! Congrats on the kid, Bastie! Glad to hear that everyone is doin' well...even you. Make sure you bring the lil' tyke along for NB CON '04...I should be livin' in Chi-Town by then! HOLLA! ![[woooOOOOoooo!]](graemlins/smilewoo.gif)
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#94240
2003-09-02 1:10 PM
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I know theo is still black.
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#94241
2003-09-02 1:11 PM
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I know that bsams aced high school.
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#94242
2003-09-02 1:12 PM
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#94243
2003-09-02 1:15 PM
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#94244
2003-09-02 2:06 PM
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Ahoy Bastie! Congrats on the Lil Bastie!
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#94245
2003-09-02 2:12 PM
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#94246
2003-09-02 6:58 PM
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#94247
2003-09-02 6:59 PM
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Dude...he had a, um, "pinch hitter" if ya know what I mean... ![[nyah hah]](images/icons/tongue.gif)
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#94248
2003-09-02 10:01 PM
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#94249
2003-09-02 11:22 PM
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Bastie's back? I thought he was black...
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#94250
2003-09-02 11:55 PM
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Haven't you ever heard of "Back in Black"?
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#94251
2003-09-03 3:51 AM
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Welcome back Basti... your dreams are your ticket outhopefully by next year much like rufie's wife yours will let you sneak away from the l'il one for some druken sheenanigans next Naturecon! quote:
Originally posted by britneyspearsatemyshorts:
I know theo is still black.
Only coz his ass is headlined!
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#94252
2003-09-03 5:23 AM
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Hee...newbie daddys...gotta laugh at 'em! When you have 4 kids then we'll talk! Congrats guys! Life gets real interesting in a few years!
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#94253
2003-09-03 8:20 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by THE Franta:
Welcome back Basti...
your dreams are your ticket out
hopefully by next year much like rufie's wife yours will let you sneak away from the l'il one for some druken sheenanigans next Naturecon!
quote:
Originally posted by britneyspearsatemyshorts:
I know theo is still black.
Only coz his ass is headlined!
I thought that was silvie's ass???
![[izzat so?]](graemlins/zatso.gif)
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#94254
2003-09-03 12:03 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by THE Franta:
Welcome back Basti...
your dreams are your ticket out
hopefully by next year much like rufie's wife yours will let you sneak away from the l'il one for some druken sheenanigans next Naturecon!
quote:
Originally posted by britneyspearsatemyshorts:
I know theo is still black.
Only coz his ass is headlined!
Headlined? ![[eh?]](images/icons/confused.gif)
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#94255
2003-09-03 4:01 PM
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Hey there Bastie! Good to see you again!
And congrats on the lil' Bastie. It's the new generation of Natureboys!
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#94256
2003-09-03 10:47 PM
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...he hasn't returned. Probably up to his elbows in baby poop. ![[no no no]](graemlins/nono.gif) :lol:
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#94257
2003-09-03 11:57 PM
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Hopefully the little tyke hasn't pissed in his mouth yet...
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#94258
2003-09-04 12:00 AM
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Well, that would save money on American beers.
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