RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts How much did those Bat-Boarders suck?

Cokedrinker (Gotham Resident <Moron> ) and RickyMartinAteMyShorts (The Angwy Pussy, I hope?) are bringing up irrevelent and out of date topics one after the other! I just love it when the boys want to play! I'm actually posting on things I have previously missed, so let me be the first to say, "thanks for providing this valuable service as we are all way too lazy to do it ourselves"!

-----once over and don't slam the door on your way out, please!--------

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Cockdrinker, I must say that you and the guy who wants to eat Ricky Martin's shorts are doing a piss poor job of BSAMing the 8-Ball Manor! Would you like me to help you? Show you how it's done right?

-----once over and told you all I wasn't bitter! This proves it, damn it!------

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I find it so sad that they don't know this is a regular practice here or that they are doing such a piss poor job at it! Do you think JQ scared them away they problably had to get up for school in the morning.

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Should've had a V-8! Posts: 1425 | From: That's cool... | Got Here: Aug 2001 |Damn! I missed all of the excitement 'cause I had to get up and go to school... Hmm, We did? I gave out my password for the 2 id's because noone else could get any. Looks they used em. Good for them. No I suppose I need to change the passwords so I can take em back.

There ya go, this is all secure again.
I don't have time to waste BSAMing. I think larry,darry, and harry need to go hang out at the bat-boards.
Um...BOOBIES! Posts: 1425 | From: That's cool... | Got Here: Aug 2001 | IP: Yes, T9! This thread needs lots of boobies! Franta Claus?

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You are so old school.

minus the school.

Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

Well played P-e-t-e-r R-o-s-e!

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posted September 19, 2000 10:22 AM Profile for LLance Author's Homepage Email LLance Send New Private Message Edit/Delete Post Reply With Quote ...over at the Batman boreds! The very post whereas one Stepen M. (short for moron) Minas 2 calls me an idiot has been completely obliberated out of the water!

LLance=1
SM(short for moron)M2=0

If you too desire you're very own Bobo BareAss Spanking(tm) just piss me off on the Batman boreds and I'll be sure your fanny glows by the end of the next business day! There is a nominal fee involved. Please send immediately upon receipt of your Bobo BareAss Spanking (tm)! Well, at least as soon as you can sit down again to write out the check! Remember, that's LLance with two capital LL's!

------once over and who's keeping score?----------

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posted September 19, 2000 10:50 AM Profile for LLance Author's Homepage Email LLance Send New Private Message Edit/Delete Post Reply With Quote Sadly there's nothing to see . Though the stench lingers still, Bobo cleans up his messes very well! Batman forum proper under Azrael post by Junk Yard Dogbreath.

-----once over and I got kids to pick up from school! See ya! -------

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quote:Originally posted by LLance:

-----once over and I got kids to pick up from school! See ya! -------


Whose kids are you picking up?

-----once over and wondering if Llance is really a pedophile-----

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posted September 19, 2000 06:55 PM Profile for LLance Author's Homepage Email LLance Send New Private Message Edit/Delete Post Reply With Quote Wonder Woman underoos...heeheehee...my favorite!

----once over and even I'm not that twisted-----

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posted September 19, 2000 07:22 PM Profile for LLance Author's Homepage Email LLance Send New Private Message Edit/Delete Post Reply With Quote Year of the Bastard: I'm sorry if I didn't give you a proper reply before. Your previous history with SM(for moron)M2 momentarily slipped my mind and I was actually pondering it in the car this afternoon. My thoughts follow.

The internet needs a place for posters of our caliber to screw with posters of SM(for moron)M2's caliber. The true beauty of it would be to get them to post their assinine rhetoric, which would allow for our "feedback/attack!" Could this be done in Promethean City? We could call it a Flame Board and we could all flame! Suck in such dodo brained posters as SM(for moron)M2 and the Angry Batm...er, I mean Cunt and let the hilarity begin!

-----once over and just got off of yahoo messenger w/ Dan E. Boy who says this ideal has been suggested...and thought to be a no-no! -------

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posted September 19, 2000 07:27 PM Profile for callisto Email callisto Send New Private Message Edit/Delete Post Reply With Quote Um... I really don't know how to respond to that, so "Word to your momma, L!"

By the way, I think this is the first time I've actually responded to one of your posts. Not that you're uninteresting, I'm just usually tangled up in the world of Roy, Anthai, Pro X, t9 (of course!), and Franta. Word, indeed!
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posted September 19, 2000 07:32 PM Profile for LLance Author's Homepage Email LLance Send New Private Message Edit/Delete Post Reply With Quote "Word to my momma!"

-----once over and that reminds me: I have to get off the internet long enough to give Mom a call!------

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-----once over and I've been there a time or two myself! Very nice to meet you, Callisto!------

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posted September 19, 2000 07:36 PM Profile for callisto Email callisto Send New Private Message Edit/Delete Post Reply With Quote Tell her that Dru said, "Word!" when ya do!

That rhymed. I am so brilliant.
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posted September 19, 2000 10:56 PM Profile for Year of the Bastard Email Year of the Bastard Send New Private Message Edit/Delete Post Reply With Quote Little mouths, big assholes. Should be the australian National Anthem...

Fuck Matilda and her gobdamned waltz...

LLance, is it too late to try to teach you how to only post the relevant portions of a post and leave out all the clutter around it?

Teach me 'Ol Kug Fooie Master!

Select relevant portions. Copy. Paste. Repeat.

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Laying everybody low with me a lovesong that he made
Finds a convenient streetlight steps out of the shade
Says something like you and me babe how about it ?

Juliet says hey its romeo you nearly gimme a heart attack
Hes underneath the window shes singing hey la my boyfriends back
You shouldnt come around here singing up at people like that
Anyway what you gonna do about it ?

Juliet the dice were loaded from the start
And I bet and you exploded in my heart
And I forget the movie song
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Theres a place for us you know the movie song
When you gonna realise it was just that the time was wrong juliet ?

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And I cant do a love song like the way its meant to be
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And all I do is miss you and the way we used to be
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All I do is kiss you through the bars of a rhyme
Julie Id do the stars with you any time

Juliet when we made love you used to cry
You said I love you like the stars above Ill love you till I die
Theres a place for us you know the movie song
When you gonna realise it was just that the time was wrong juliet ?

A lovestruck romeo sings a streetsus serenade
Laying everybody low with me a lovesong that he made
Finds a convenient streetlight steps out of the shade
Says something like you and me babe how about it ?

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