A 10yr old boy was failing math class. His parents tried eveything, finally enrolling him in Catholic school. When he recieved his report card, he had gotten an "A" in math.
Dad: "Son, what made the difference in math class? The nuns? The textbooks?"
Boy: "Dad, I had never taken math class seriously before, but when I walked into class and saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew this place meant business!"