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#98768 2003-08-17 1:43 PM
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A 10yr old boy was failing math class. His parents tried eveything, finally enrolling him in Catholic school. When he recieved his report card, he had gotten an "A" in math.
Dad: "Son, what made the difference in math class? The nuns? The textbooks?"
Boy: "Dad, I had never taken math class seriously before, but when I walked into class and saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew this place meant business!"

#98769 2003-08-18 3:48 AM
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[biiiig grin]

#98770 2003-08-17 4:26 PM
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Didn't work on me, though.... [eh... i dunno... ]

#98771 2003-08-17 4:28 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Animalman:
Didn't work on me, though.... [eh... i dunno... ]

being nailed to the plus sign?

#98772 2003-08-17 4:32 PM
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Then I went into outer space and traveled around the universe toking up sham.

#98773 2003-08-17 5:03 PM
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No, that happened after George Harrison died, remember?

#98774 2003-08-17 11:22 PM
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Poor sham. It's a shame.

Uschi #98775 2005-01-22 5:59 AM
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It's amazing that there's an entire board of these losers with no lives. I guess if you have no friends in real life, and no girl would ever want you, spamming message boards might be the only thing left.


November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.

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