RKMBs Forums .::Robegories::. Media Could MJ turn into the Black man's Jesus ?

I mean let's look at it in a theological sense. (Put your sarcasm hat on kiddies)
Jesus was persecuted by the Jews
MJ was persecuted by the Papparazi

Jesus walked on water
MJ walked on air (moonwalked)

Jesus fed the masses with a few fish and loaves of bread
MJ fed the masses with a few songs and loafers

Jesus had his disciples
MJ had his doctors

Jesus was tempted by the devil
MJ was tempted by Brooke Shields

Jesus died and became even more popular
MJ died became even more popular

So is it safe to say then, that MJ will either become the Black man's Jesus or the patron saint of all losers i.e MJ fans.



Just a thought.

(sarcasm hat off)

Could you do everyone a favor and move this thread to the Iconolasts' message boards?

I like Michael, he was great
I wish that he'd had another fate
To hang with him and young boys
Using them as our own sex toys

i thought you fucker's were more derving of the honour... and besides i already know tantillo's scripted response.. he'll derial the thread into something about how big a pussy he is... and megan fox.

I expect you people to have funnier and more amusing responses.

Wouldn't Michael Jackson have to be a black man to be the black man's Jesus?

I'm just glad were derving the honor of this thread.

I've never derved in my life, and I dont intend on derving now either.

This is the last time I ever derve at this message board...

I wanna know what derve is, I want you to show me. I wanna feel what derve is, I know you can show me.

King Snarf wants to know if they've served the hors derves yet.

Freako fought Joe Peschi with a giant fucking robot!

Of course he's the Jesus.

derve

they were splendid! the entire room burst into applause!

You know, Dude, I myself dabbled in dervism once. Not in 'Nam, of course.

Indeed, they were of a most beloved variety.