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Batman likes.......The Pokemaster!
It is I Pokemaster here to rescue you!
Beware Pokemaster has seen many evil dopplegangers about!
If you see you, do not attempt to subdue yourself! You may be a danger to yourself or others!
Call your licenced and insured superhero, The Pokemaster!
Pokemaster will pluck your/his/a few people pokemaster saw on the way over eyes out with my mighty thumbs!
We here at Pokemaster Inc recognize your right to live free of evil doppelgangers!
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Doog the MIGHTY 10000+ posts
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0WN3RZ3D 4LL Y0U M0TH3R FUX0RZ! 1337 C0X SUX0RZ!!!!!
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What's this guy talking about dopplegangers for?
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All your base are belong to us.
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Bass!
How low can you go?
Death row, what a brother know
Once again back is the incredible
The rhyme animal
The incredible D, Public Enemy, number one
"Five - O" said, "Freeze!" and I got numb
Can I tell 'em that I really never had a gun
But it's he wax that the terminator x spun
Now they got me in a cell 'cause my records, they sell
Cause a brother like me said, "Well...
... Farrakahn's a prophet an I think you ought to listen to
What he can say to you, what you ought to do"
Follow for now, power of the people, say,
"Make a miracle, D, pump the lyrical"
Black is back, all in, we're gonna win
Check it out, yeah y'all c'mon, here we go again
Turn it up! Bring the noise
Never badder than bad 'cause the brother is madder than mad
At the fact that's corrupt as a senator
Soul on a roll, but you treat it like soap on a rope
Cause the beats in the lines are so dope
Listen for lessons I'm saying inside music
That the critics are blasting me for
They'll never care for the brothers and sisters now across
The country has us up for the war
We got to demonstrate, come on now, they're gonna have to wait,
'till we get it right
Radio stations I question their blackness
They call themselves black, but we'll see if they'll play this
Turn it up, Bring the noise
Get from in front of me, the crowd runs to me
My deejay is warm, he's x, I call him Norm ya know
He can cut a record from side to side
So what, the ride, the glide should be much safer than a suicide
Soul control, beat is the father of your rock 'n' roll
Music for whatcha, for whichin', you call a band man
Makin' a music, abuse it, but you can't do it, ya know
You call 'em demos, but we ride limos too
Whatcha gonna do? Rap is not afraid of you
Beat is for Sonny Bono, beat is for Yoko Ono
Run - DMC first said a deejay could be a band
Stand on it's own feet, get you out your seat
Beat is for Eric B and L. L. as well, hell
Wax is for Anthrax, still I can rock bells ever forever,
Universal it will sell
Time for me to exit, terminator x - it
Turn it up, Bring the noise
From coast to coast, so you stop being like a comatose
Stand my man? The beat's the same with a boost - toast
Rock with some pizzazz, it will last, why you ask?
Roll with the rock stars, you'll never get accepted as
We got to plead the fifth, we can investigate
Don't need to wait, get the record straight
Hey, posse's in effect, got flavor, terminator
X to sign checks, play to get paid
We got to check it out down on the avenue
A magazine or tow is dissing me and dissing you
Yeah, I'm telling you...
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quote:
Originally posted by CrisLander:
All your base are belong to us.
The Winnah!
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hey, I thought of that first! Its not my fault I decided to go with my 1337 H4X0R L1N60. I'm a victim of circumstance.
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Banned from the DCMBs since 2002. 15000+ posts
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The Dinosaurs did the same thing.
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Megasaurus: the newly homosexual dinosaur.
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URG am real man! 7500+ posts
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Stoopid dinosaurs. That little God fella am kicked their ass a good one.
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Who will I break next? 15000+ posts
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It's amazing that there's an entire board of these losers with no lives. I guess if you have no friends in real life, and no girl would ever want you, spamming message boards might be the only thing left.
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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Your death will make me king! 15000+ posts
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The alt 15000+ posts
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Help & Directions:
I'm Lost
Mi sono perso/ persa (feminine)
Can I Help You?
Posso aiutarti?/ posso aiutarla (polite)?
Can You Help Me?
Potresti aiutarmi?/ potrebbe aiutarmi? (polite)
Where is the (bathroom/ pharmacy)?
Dove posso trovare (il bagno/ la farmacia?)
Go Straight! Then Turn Left/ Right!
Vada dritto! e poi giri a destra/ sinistra!
I'm Looking For John.
Sto cercando John.
One Moment Please!
Un momento prego!
Hold On Please! (phone)
Attenda prego!
How Much Is This?
Quanto costa questo?
Excuse Me ...! ( to ask for something)
Scusami!/ Mi scusi! (polite)
Excuse Me! ( to pass by)
Permesso
Come With Me!
Vieni con me!/ Venga con me! (polite)
Personal Info:
Do You Speak (English/ Italian)?
Parli (inglese/italiano)?/ Parla (inglese/italiano)? (polite)
Just a Little.
Solo un po'.
What's Your Name?
Quale è il suo nome?
My Name Is ….
Mi chiamo ...
Mr.../ Mrs.…/ Miss…
Signor …/ Signora …(usually for both Mrs. & Ms)
Nice To Meet You!
è un piacere conoscerti!/ è un piacere conoscerla (polite)
You're Very Kind!
Sei molto gentile!/ lei è molto gentile (polite)
Where Are You From?
Di dove sei?/ Di dove è? (polite)
I'm From (the U.S/ Italia)
Sono (statunitense, italiano).
I’m (American)
Sono americano.
Where Do You Live?
Dove vivi?/ Dove vive? (polite)
I live in (the U.S/ Italia)
Vivo (negli stati uniti / in Italia)
Did You Like It Here?
ti piace qui?
Italia Is a Wonderful Country
L'italia è un paese meraviglioso.
What Do You Do For A Living?
cosa fai per vivere?
I Work As A (Translator/ Businessman)
Lavoro come (traduttore/ uomo d'affari)
I Like Italian
Mi piace l'italiano.
I've Been Learning Italian For 1 Month
imparo l'italiano da un mese.
Oh! That's Good!
Grande!
How Old Are You?
Quanti anni hai?
I'm (twenty, thirty…) Years Old.
Ho (venti, trenta …) anni.
I Have To Go
Devo andare
I Will Be Right Back!
Torno subito!
Wishes:
Good Luck!
Buona fortuna!
Happy Birthday!
Buon compleanno!
Happy New Year!
Felice anno nuovo!
Merry Christmas!
Buon natale!
Congratulations!
Congratulazioni!
Enjoy! (For meals…)
Buon appetite!
I'd Like To Visit Italia One Day
Mi piacerebbe visitare l'Italia un giorno di questi!
Say Hi To John For me.
Saluta John da parte mia!
Bless you (when sneezing)
Salute!
Good Night & Sweet Dreams!
Buona notte e sogni d'oro!
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