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http://www.ananova.com/ A Nigerian couple have been fined for having sex on the altar of their local church.
Tolu Akintepe, 30, and wife Bunmi, 28, told a judge they were trying to spice up their love life, reports the Daily Metro.
They were caught in the act by the pastor of the small Pentecostal church in Ikeja, a suburb of Lagos.
Pastor Gbenga Akhiomu demanded they pay £100 damages for desecrating the altar. He also wanted them to clean the altar and pray for forgiveness.
To courtroom laughter, the couple told Judge Ifeanyinwa Okenwa that they had been married for four years and their love life had gone stale.
"My wife was always saying she wanted me to spice up our sex life in an unusual way," said Mr Akintepe.
"I thought it would be thrilling if we did it in the church, having the big guy upstairs watching us. I thought it was a little adventurous. I told my wife, and she loved the idea."
Judge Ifeanyinwa Okenwa warned the couple to have more respect for religious institutions.
He ordered them to pay £100 compensation. The couple volunteered to also clean the whole church for one week. fucking retards 
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Sounds like they were just running out of ideas. How about a gasoline fire or a war zone? Nah, they'd just make more friends.
"All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen. " -me, apparently 
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Sounds like they were just running out of ideas. How about a gasoline fire or a war zone? Nah, they'd just make more beloved friends.
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it has to piss snarf off that people are even getting laid in churches.
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Imagine how he feels when people say that their sex life has become boring.
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Imagine how he feels when he sees people with hair.
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Imagine how he feels when he sees people with hair. You don't have to.
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Geez, if they were already fucking in the church then why didn't they just say that they were doing it in hopes that God would deliver them a child or something. The pastor would've been angry, but a good enough sob story would've left him with little else to do but be angry. At least, it is what I'd do if caught.
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Imagine how he feels when people say that their sex life has become boring. Imagine how he feels when he sees people with hair. If John Lennon wrote a song about snarf, those would be the lyrics.
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