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Kelly


Keeley

Pick one or you am a homo.


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Some days urg makes me proud to be his friend. Then there are the days that he steals my beer and fucks my woman. Somedays he gets that backwards.-Lothar

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Keeley Rebecca M. Hazell (born 18 September 1986) is an English Page 3 Girl and glamour model.
Hazell was born in Lewisham, London, England.At 16 years of age, Hazell left school to work as a hairdresser. Her work colleagues persuaded her to try her luck at modelling. At 17, she competed in The Daily Star's "Search for a Beach Babe" contest and won. Still not old enough to pose on Page 3, she went to study fashion at Lewisham College.[7] But later, a friend told her about The Sun's Page 3 Idol competition. Despite some initial uncertainty about entering the contest, she submitted some photos. She was eventually chosen the winner in December 2004. She won £10,000 worth of "sexy clothes" and "a one-year membership of the Rex cinema and bar". Another part of Hazell's Page 3 Idol win was a one-year exclusive glamour modelling contract with The SunHazell was hailed by the Conservative Party in December 2006 as an "environmental hero" for her campaigns in The Sun, giving environmental tips such as turning lights off during the day. She was named alongside the likes of David Attenborough, Prince Charles and Arnold Schwarzenegger in the Tories' list.Hazell has backed a major breast cancer awareness campaign for Breakthrough Breast Cancer. The campaign called TALK TLC aims to promote Breakthrough's breast health message about the need to beaware of the signs and symptoms of breast cancer. Hazell has also signed up to take part in the Breakthrough Generations Study
consisting of 100,000 women and spanning 40 years - the study aims to be the largest and most comprehensive of its kind



Kelly Ann Hu born February 13, 1968 in Honolulu, Hawaii) is an American actress and former fashion model who held the Miss Teen USA 1985 and Miss Hawaii USA 1993 titles. Of Asian, Hawaiian and English origins, she played a pioneering role in the representation of Asian Americans in the USA, and actively encourages Asian Americans to participate in the USA democratic process. Hu worked in Japan and Italy, the latter in which she became well-known as the star of a series of ads for Philadelphia brand cream cheese, playing a young Japanese college student named Kaori. Hu moved to Los Angeles and began her acting career in 1987 with a guest starring role as Mike Seaver's Hawaiian love interest on the sitcom Growing Pains. Hu followed this with appearances on TV series such as Night Court, Tour of Duty, 21 Jump Street, and Melrose Place and her first movie role in Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan as one of Jason's victims. Hu also won the title of Miss Hawaii USA in 1993, became the first former
Miss Teen USA to win a Miss USA state title, and went on to compete in the 1993 Miss USA pageant held in Wichita, Kansas. She entered the top 10 in second place, after winning the preliminary interview competition and placing second and third in swimsuit and evening gown. Then she made the top 6 ranked second, winningthe top 10 evening gown competition


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Some days urg makes me proud to be his friend. Then there are the days that he steals my beer and fucks my woman. Somedays he gets that backwards.-Lothar

"Those were good days. Sitting around the campfires, eating dinosaur meat, and clubbing our wimmens in the head. I dream of those days sometimes. When Urg would make speeches and lead us to victory over the neighboring tribes. Good days, man. Good days." -Grimm
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I need more reference material re: the second girl.

Wait, didn't I already ask about her?


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Keeley, but it's close.

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Kelly Hu, but only because I've never had sex with an Asian woman. This is URG's most diabolical Cave Babes yet! How can he make us choose between two such different hotties? It's like asking Snarf to choose between fucking a warm cantaloupe or a freshly laundered Hawaiian shirt!


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You know, keeley is from Nowheremans neck of the woods!


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btw, Kelly Hu for me!


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 Originally Posted By: ROY BATTY
You know, keeley is from Nowheremans neck of the woods!


Wankerland?

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That's where I live!


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There's no pic of Kelly Hu. URG, you fuck.

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dammit urg.

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 Originally Posted By: Son of Mxy
There's no pic of Kelly Hu. URG, you fuck.


Whattaya need a picture for, SoM? Just go look at your mom or sister or any female in your neighborhood/town/etc. All you Asians look the same...



Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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Keely been talked about before around here.

http://www.rkmbs.com/...e558eead65de081

URG am think she am been a cave babe before too.


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Some days urg makes me proud to be his friend. Then there are the days that he steals my beer and fucks my woman. Somedays he gets that backwards.-Lothar

"Those were good days. Sitting around the campfires, eating dinosaur meat, and clubbing our wimmens in the head. I dream of those days sometimes. When Urg would make speeches and lead us to victory over the neighboring tribes. Good days, man. Good days." -Grimm
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Kelly Hu is a babe and is to be fucked in the rear area at opportune times.

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Kelly Hu. although the other one ain't bad either.

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Keeley. I like 'em younger.

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Keeley. She has amazing boobies.


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kelly hu


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As fine as Keeley Hazell is, I go with Kelly Hu.

A deciding factor for me was her appearance in The Scorpion King in 2002.


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