Reports are that there was a huge mixup tonight. Lex Luger didn't come in but Jushin Liger did. The person responsible for booking flights misunderstood Bischoff. Liger is still sitting at the airport because TNA didn't want him to come all the way from Japan and were too embarassed to tell him he wasn't booked on tonight's show.
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock