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DEAD!DEAD!DEAD!DEAD!DEAD!DEAD !DEAD!DEAD!DEAD!DEAD!DEAD!DEAD !DEAD!DEAD!DEAD!DEAD!DEAD!DEAD !DEAD!DEAD!DEAD!DEAD!DEAD!DEAD!DEAD!DEAD!DEAD!DEAD!DEAD! DEAD!DEAD!DEAD!DEAD!DEAD!DEAD!DEAD!DEAD!
DEAD!DEAD!DEAD!DEAD!DEAD!DEAD!DEAD!DEAD!
DEAD!DEAD!DEAD! DEAD!
Poor lil Gary fell SHORT at his Utah home and suffered and eventually died from a brain hemorage. Rumor has it Todd Bridges pushed his former co-star in a fit of jealousy. Gary's last words as he fell were "WHATCHU TALKING 'BOUT?!?"
Let's observe his passing with a ten second pause to honor his SHORT but glorious life and then let's all just jump in with all the Gary Coleman jokes we know!
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What an amazing rise and fall that angry little fucker had.
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Any parent who lets their kid be a child star should probably be investigated by CPS. It very rarely ends well.
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Damn! I had invited Gary over for my barbecue party this week-end!
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Damn! I had invited Gary over for my barbecue party this week-end! Here's a pic from the last LLance party 
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This guy nails it: for a sitcom, "Different Strokes" was full of weird, scary, shit. No wonder the kids on the show all became fucked up adults.
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Damn! I had invited Gary over for my orgy this week-end! Can I come over? Anyones else want to go to Llance's house for the weekend?
"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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I only get there by bookmark
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Damn! I had invited Gary over for my barbecue party this week-end! I don't think there'll be enough Gary for everyone.
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Everybody is invited! Remember: Wearing clothes is NOT optional!
On a related note I just read Gary Coleman wishes his body to be frozen so he can be preserved and buried on the SHORTEST day of the year! Pallbearers will include the five remaining midgets from the Wizard of Oz and Tatoo from Fantasy Island. Gary really looked UP to those guys!
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Hervé Villechaize has been dead for years, dummy.
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No shit dumbass. By the stench you carry about you G-Man I thought you were dead as well.
Mini-Me of the Austin Powers series will be performing the eulogy. While Gary didn't necessarily look up to Mini-Me they did have spine-tingling, (tiny) ball-draining sex with one another on numerous occasions. When the sex got boring they would invite G-Man over and take turns climbing inside his ass.
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...and he speaks gibberish! Ta Da!
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Give him a break, he's still trying to get into matter eater mans pants and it isn't going well.
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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Break given! I love lust in all of it's insidious forms!
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