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So....have you ever tried to blind someone with your love juice.
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No, but I do know a few I'd just like to punch in the face.
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yea sure a few girls in HS, my fiancee, a neighbor or two, that girl on the bus, some small dogs, the rubber sheep, Barbie..........
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quote: Originally posted by Ultimate Jaburg53: yea sure a few girls in HS, my fiancee, a neighbor or two, that girl on the bus, some small dogs, the rubber sheep, Barbie.......... LOL that poor Barbie.
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Plastic bitch was asking for it. You saw the way she dressed.
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Yeah she was begging for it. Ken's a homo.
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quote: Originally posted by PJP: So....have you ever tried to blind someone with your love juice. If I blind them, how will they blow later?
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quote: Originally posted by PJP: So....have you ever tried to blind someone with your love juice. :whome: I've ruined manny Wonder Woman comics doing this.
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Sounds like a job for an angry Batman!
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quote: Originally posted by Lothar of The Hill People:I've ruined many Wonder Woman comics doing this. I'm sure that depreciates their value... if they ever had any!
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I met Lou Ferrigno this weekend.
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quote: Originally posted by Drzsmith: I met Lou Ferrigno this weekend. Did you give him a pearl necklace?
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If you give a girl a pearl necklace, its the materialization of everything you think of her. Her eyes, her hair, the way she smiles at you, the way she calls you every day to say, "so, whats up?" but has nothing to say, just wants to hear you talk. Its they way she giggles at all your inane jokes and incessent prattling. Its the way she makes sure all the streaks are out of your underoos and the crusty stuff that forms on your socks when you wear them too much is gone. Its to say, "Hey, thanks for not looking like a god damn monster in the morning like the last chick I dated." Its the way she hands you a nice cold brew and rubs your back when you come home from a hard days work shoveling shit for the King of Town. But most of all, its for the blowjobs. Bless ya baby!
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quote: Originally posted by Kimi: quote: Originally posted by Drzsmith: I met Lou Ferrigno this weekend. Did you give him a pearl necklace? That's nasty! Balls nasty!
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Lou tried to hit on my mom last year at the SD Con. So did this
guy , Fake Vader, Fake Lando, and some artists/writers.
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quote: Originally posted by Kimi: quote: Originally posted by Drzsmith: I met Lou Ferrigno this weekend. Did you give him a pearl necklace? :lol: :lol:
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quote: Originally posted by TK-069: quote: Originally posted by Kimi: quote: Originally posted by Drzsmith: I met Lou Ferrigno this weekend. Did you give him a pearl necklace? That's nasty! Balls nasty!
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when you are being given a blowjob by the woman u love there is nothing better in this world
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I don't know....
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or you could smoke crack while you am getting a blowjob.
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quote: Originally posted by TK-069: quote: Originally posted by PJP: So....have you ever tried to blind someone with your love juice. If I blind them, how will they blow later? Their seeing eye dog will lead them to your penis.
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i dont know though, when i am getting my dick sucked i dont want anything to interfere with that, i want to make sure she gets every delicous drop of my hot cum :lol:
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I make three-string pearl necklaces on my women, then break their ankles! WOO!!!
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i gave my best friend a pearl necklace one time...that was fun
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quote: Originally posted by JASON TODD: i gave my best friend a pearl necklace one time...that was fun Was it Batman?
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PJP, please. A dog is a man's best friend.
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So it was Ace the Bat-hound.
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LOL.
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damn....that's just wrong. :lol:
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...or is it the rightest thing ever???
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I need to get me a dictionary one of these days.
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Make sure to get the Puss included.
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PJP giving Krissy the ol pearl necklace.
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It's amazing that there's an entire board of these losers with no lives. I guess if you have no friends in real life, and no girl would ever want you, spamming message boards might be the only thing left.
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