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Originally posted by First National Bastard:
I CHANGE FOR NO WOMAN!!!!!
I can afford to let you believe that.
snookums.
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There was a black chick in Power Rangers? All the characters I remember are the floating giant face in a tube and the homosexual robot.
Seems like they tried to be politically correct a litle too much. They even pleased the giant floating face population.
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Not really the giant floating body people started an unkind letter writting campaign.
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Uschi playfully ignored my proposal......
....hehe, the plot thickens....
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 "... the game's afoot!...."
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That's cuz she wants to mindmeld with my penis, skippy!
Hey Uschi... I bet you're jamaican, because jamaican me crazy!
(Thanks, Weird Al!!!)
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Originally posted by Dave:
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Originally posted by I'm Not Mister Mxypltk:
Not each other. They were a team, gobdammit.
Watership Down had animated cartoon rabbits fighting each other with clawed webbed macropodic feet, as they endeavoured to find a new warren when their old warren was destroyed in an apocalyptic moment by human land developers.
IT WAS A BOOK!
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quote:
Originally posted by Animalman:
Uschi playfully ignored my proposal......
....hehe, the plot thickens....
No, that's the pudding. It's supposed to do that. Put it in the refrigerator for a couple of hours and it'll be all done.
As for gettin' hitched.... dude! I'm fuckin' nineteen! Not on your damn LIFE! Not even to let you keep the greencard.
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quote:
Originally posted by First National Bastard:
... jamaican me crazy!
I have that effect on many people.
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ah jamacia
drink some rum
dig it...
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quote:
Originally posted by Animalman:
"...the game's afoot!...."
So's my cock. ![[biiiig grin]](images/icons/grin.gif)
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quote:
Originally posted by First National Bastard:
Hey Uschi... I bet you're jamaican, because jamaican me crazy!
(Thanks, Weird Al!!!)
Damn you! I've been wanting to use that line ever since I got Poodle Hat!
Hey Uschi....
I don't have a library card
But do you mind if I check you out?
I like your skeletal structure, baby
You're an ectomorph, no doubt
Your face is real symmetrical
And your nostrils are so nice
I wish that I was cross-eyed
So I could see you twice
Girl, you smell like Fritos
That's why I'm giving you this hungry stare
You're so hot, you're gonna melt
The elastic in my underwear
I'll bet you're magically delicious
Like a bowl of Lucky Charms
You'd look like Venus de Milo
If I just cut off your arms
What I'm tryin' to say is...
I wanna be your lover, baby
I need somebody to love
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
Now I need somebody to love
Do you believe in love at fist sight
Or should I walk by again?
My love for you's like diarrhea
I just can't hold it in
Stop, drop and roll now
'Cause baby, you're on fire
I'll bet your outfit
Makes a lot of noise in the drier
You're absolutely perfect
Don't speak now, you might spoil it
Your eyes are even bluer
Than the water in my toilet
Say, has anyone ever told you
You've got Yugoslavian hands?
No, of course not, that would be stupid
Just forget I ever brought it up
The point I'm trying to make is...
I wanna be your lover, baby
I need somebody to love
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
Now I need somebody to love
I wanna be your Krakatoa
Let my lava flow all over you
I wanna be your anaconda
And your heat-seeking missile too
I wanna be your beef burrito
Am I making this perfectly clear?
I wanna be your love torpedo
Are you picking up the subtle innuendo here?
Uh huh
I hope I'm not being forward
But do you mind if I chew on your butt?
You can tell me truthfully
Am I a steamin' hunk of love now, or what?
There just aren't enough o's in "smooth"
To describe how smooth I am
Maybe you've seen my picture
It's in the dictionary under "Kablaam!"
My lips are registered weapons
Can I invade your personal space?
You must have fallen from heaven
That would explain how you messed up your face
Wel, how'd you get through security?
'Cause baby, you're the bomb
I'd like to take you home right now
So you can meet my mom
Because I...
I wanna be your lover, baby
I need somebody to love
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
Now I need somebody to love
Girl, you must be Jamaican
Because Jamaican me crazy
Girl, you must be Jamaican
Because Jamaican me crazy
I wanna be your lover, baby
I need somebody to love
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
Now I need somebody to love
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quote:
Originally posted by Jack Mehoff:
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Originally posted by Animalman:
"...the game's afoot!...."
So's my cock.
Your cock's a foot? ![[eh?]](images/icons/confused.gif)
Your social life must be shit.
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Animalman.........
....................................... never speak to me in song again.
You're freaking me out.
...seriously. That was weird.
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Not even if it's the TMNT themesong?
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My cock look like a baby arm holding pineapple!
Me blame Rob and him strange fetish!
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quote:
Originally posted by thedoctor:
quote:
Originally posted by Jack Mehoff:
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Originally posted by Animalman:
"...the game's afoot!...."
So's my cock.
Your cock's a foot?
Your social life must be shit.
Yeah but it does give a new meaning to the word football. ![[wink]](images/icons/wink.gif)
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So am I going to see a Uschi pic or not?
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Didnt think you`d be interested in pics of wimmin!
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quote:
Originally posted by MisterJLA:
So am I going to see a Uschi pic or not?
No. If it's any comfort, though, I swapped pics with my honeybunch, one and only, true luv ferever (who I've since lost contact with) Mad Hattar back in the day and he says I can draw myself damn accurately, even if it's just a cartoon. So, basically you've seen one.
Why do you want it anyhow? Does it really matter? What the fuck is wrong with you!? You psychotic! Geahh! Freaky internet creep! eYeeeaah! I place this stigma upon you! Shall you be forever plagued by it's misery!
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THat Mad Hatter gets all the dames!
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Well, Hattar looks kinda sorta a little bit like Dan Potthast (...in an Arab sorta way...). Dan Potthast is the man. I love Dan Potthast.
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<<<Why do you want it anyhow?>>>
To master...I mean look at.
<<<Does it really matter?>>>
Yes
<<<What the fuck is wrong with you!?>>>
Plenty.
<<<You psychotic!>>>
Yes.
<<<Geahh!>>>
Yes.
<<<Freaky internet creep!>>>
Yes.
<<<eYeeeaah!>>>
Yes.
<<<I place this stigma upon you!>>>
Yes.
<<<Shall you be forever plagued by it's misery!>>>
Yes.
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Ok. Just sos we're clear.
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Back off, GayLA, Uschi's mine.
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I dont think so Buddy.... quote:
Originally posted by Uschi:
Well, Hattar looks kinda sorta a little bit like Dan Potthast (...in an Arab sorta way...). Dan Potthast is the man. I love Dan Potthast.
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quote:
Originally posted by First National Bastard:
quote:
Originally posted by Uschi:
Awwww......... did FNB change back for me? Or was it a strange coincidance?
I CHANGE FOR NO WOMAN!!!!! RRRRAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!
Bwhahahaha... He's pussy whipped! :lol:
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Nineteen? Oh how the time doesn't fly at all...
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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Good news guys! I just got a pedicure for my penis!
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WHEN DO WE GET TO SEE YOU, USCHI?!?!?!?!
He fixes the cable?
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Why is this thread showing up in numerous forums?
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Some one made it a "global announcement" thread.
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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sort of like the All You Need is Love video from 1967.
Bow ties are coool.
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I accidentally made it a global announcement (it's right under "unlock this thread"), and now I don't know how to unglobalannounce it.
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i was wondering that too.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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