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Fuck all of you in the ass with a broken dick. You can all go to hell. I wouldn't piss on youse if'n ya was on fire in the middle of the street.
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Eh, I've seen much more offensive.
Nobody loves you: A kiss goodbye. Now THAT was offensive! Not to mention classic and hilarious.
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quote: Originally posted by HEROKILLER: a broken dick.
who owns tha broken dick and how did it break. ![[whaaaa!]](eek01.gif)
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That wasn't offensive at all, you had no racial slurs, no grotesque sexual references, just cursing. I give it a 1.5
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The most offensive post ever was that time I said JQ to Fanny. I still regret doing that to another human being (even if it was a canadian), but I have learned to live with it. Now excuse me while I e-mail the canuck to apologise again...
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Ya want racial slurs? Okay...here goes:
Kill Whitey!
Ya want grostesque sexual references?
Imagine Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd...why do ya think they call him "Porky"?
My job's done here, citizens.
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Still doesn't even come close to Mr. Nobody's 1,000th post. C'mon, I can't be the only one who remembers that...Rob banned him following that for cryin' out loud. ![[woooOOOOoooo!]](graemlins/smilewoo.gif) Milestone: This is my 400th post. ![[woooOOOOoooo!]](graemlins/smilewoo.gif)
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I remeber The Mad Cow's first post in ODCUT! I lend the ID to a pal and he got it banned in two seconds! Of course, I ended up getting all the blame...
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quote: Originally posted by Kristogar Velo: Still doesn't even come close to Mr. Nobody's 1,000th post. C'mon, I can't be the only one who remembers that...Rob banned him following that for cryin' out loud.
Damn, I would have loved to read that one...
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What was it?
Mr Nobody is an interesting guy. He has a site nobody.something. Lots of fiction posted there. Haven't been there in ages.
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It had something to do with Dick Grayson fucking a dead Barbara Gordon.
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Heh!
The site was "Nobody's Comics."
I think I made his shitlist when I said I'd like to see a manga-style JLA...
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Okay. That wasnt offensive at all. I mean come on. I mutter more offensive things in my sleep.
And I really really love to see a post that could get you banned from here. I mean, wow that must have been a doozy.
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quote: Originally posted by Kristogar Velo: It had something to do with Dick Grayson fucking a dead Barbara Gordon.
If that's what I think it is, he posted it on the OTDCU board at the old DC boards a few hours before it finally closed permanently. It was ... different.
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Fuck! Did everybody get to see this post besides me? Oh well. Life will, Im sure, go on. Even if I don't get to read about necromaniacs in the Batfamily.
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I saw no mention of Oprah.
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I'm offended now. 
And that's terrible.
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We've come a long way, baby.
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I'm Not Mister Mxypltk said: I remeber The Mad Cow's first post in ODCUT! I lend the ID to a pal and he got it banned in two seconds! Of course, I ended up getting all the blame...
The nerve of that guy.
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That'll teach you to have friends.
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Quotes from Batman Begins (2005)
Alfred Pennyworth: [after Alfred knocks out a League of Shadows henchman while the mansion is burning] I hope you weren't from the fire brigade.
Henri Ducard: Justice is balance. You burned down my house and left me for dead. Consider us even.
Blonde Female Reporter: Joe! Hey, Joe Chill! Falcone says hi. [shoots witness Joe Chill]
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The avalanche has already started; it is too late for the pebbles to vote.
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