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Fuck all of you in the ass with a broken dick. You can all go to hell. I wouldn't piss on youse if'n ya was on fire in the middle of the street.

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Aww... how sweet...

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Eh, I've seen much more offensive.

Nobody loves you: A kiss goodbye. Now THAT was offensive! Not to mention classic and hilarious.

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Eh?

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quote:
Originally posted by HEROKILLER:
a broken dick.

who owns tha broken dick and how did it break. [whaaaa!]

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That wasn't offensive at all, you had no racial slurs, no grotesque sexual references, just cursing. I give it a 1.5

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The most offensive post ever was that time I said JQ to Fanny. I still regret doing that to another human being (even if it was a canadian), but I have learned to live with it.
Now excuse me while I e-mail the canuck to apologise again...

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Ya want racial slurs? Okay...here goes:

Kill Whitey!

Ya want grostesque sexual references?

Imagine Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd...why do ya think they call him "Porky"?

My job's done here, citizens.

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[no no no]

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Still doesn't even come close to Mr. Nobody's 1,000th post. C'mon, I can't be the only one who remembers that...Rob banned him following that for cryin' out loud.

[woooOOOOoooo!] Milestone: This is my 400th post. [woooOOOOoooo!]

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I remeber The Mad Cow's first post in ODCUT! I lend the ID to a pal and he got it banned in two seconds! Of course, I ended up getting all the blame...

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quote:
Originally posted by Kristogar Velo:
Still doesn't even come close to Mr. Nobody's 1,000th post. C'mon, I can't be the only one who remembers that...Rob banned him following that for cryin' out loud.

Damn, I would have loved to read that one...

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What was it?

Mr Nobody is an interesting guy. He has a site nobody.something. Lots of fiction posted there. Haven't been there in ages.

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It had something to do with Dick Grayson fucking a dead Barbara Gordon.

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Heh!

The site was "Nobody's Comics."

I think I made his shitlist when I said I'd like to see a manga-style JLA...

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Mr. Nobody's back!!! [woooOOOOoooo!] [woooOOOOoooo!] [woooOOOOoooo!]

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Okay. That wasnt offensive at all. I mean come on. I mutter more offensive things in my sleep.

And I really really love to see a post that could get you banned from here. I mean, wow that must have been a doozy.

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quote:
Originally posted by Kristogar Velo:
It had something to do with Dick Grayson fucking a dead Barbara Gordon.

If that's what I think it is, he posted it on the OTDCU board at the old DC boards a few hours before it finally closed permanently. It was ... different.

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Fuck! Did everybody get to see this post besides me? [...rassamnfrackin...] [...rassamnfrackin...] [...rassamnfrackin...]

Oh well. Life will, Im sure, go on. Even if I don't get to read about necromaniacs in the Batfamily.

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I saw no mention of Oprah.

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ewwwwwwwww

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I'm offended now.


And that's terrible.
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We've come a long way, baby.

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Quote:

I'm Not Mister Mxypltk said:
I remeber The Mad Cow's first post in ODCUT! I lend the ID to a pal and he got it banned in two seconds! Of course, I ended up getting all the blame...




The nerve of that guy.


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That'll teach you to have friends.

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Quotes from Batman Begins (2005)

Alfred Pennyworth: [after Alfred knocks out a League of Shadows henchman while the mansion is burning] I hope you weren't from the fire brigade.

Henri Ducard: Justice is balance. You burned down my house and left me for dead. Consider us even.

Blonde Female Reporter: Joe! Hey, Joe Chill! Falcone says hi.
[shoots witness Joe Chill]

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The avalanche has already started; it is too late for the pebbles to vote.


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