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Sir,

I wish to lodge a complaint: the DC message boards are down yet again. Please attend to them at once, as I am at present unable to continue my task of rehabilitating the reputation of that singular and misunderstood genius, JGoldman10.

Yours most sincerely,

Steven Utley


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you tell em steve-da---utley!

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Dear Sir:

I wish to lodge another complaint -- two, in fact.

(1) My "JGoldman10: An Appreciation" thread was summarily deleted from the DC message boards. It in no way constituted a personal attack on JGoldman10 -- on the contrary, it elevated him from annoyance to artiste. In it, I stately clearly that I enjoy JGoldman10's threads; that JGoldman10 is not in fact a clueless fanboy with delusions of talent but, rather, one of the most brilliant performance artists of our; that the public persona of JGoldman10 ("JGoldman10") is actually a carefully crafted device by which he manipulates the audience; and that the audience, in responding to seemingly inane questions, collaborates in the creation of what may be described as the true "JGoldman10."

(2) The DC message boards are down yet again, and it's all your fault.

Sincerely yours,

Steven Utley


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Rob give up...

The DC Boards seem to be down more often than not, I say you and the other moderators should be fired and Steve Uttley, Nowhereman and JQ should take over.


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Thank you for your endorsement, Franta. Now that I think on it, I may be well-suited to the job of message board moderator. For starters, I know what women like ....

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i heard a rumor that marvel actually bought dc, and shut down their boards to cancel competition!!

whats worst, next month is marvels invasion ppv, and, supposedly, GL will make a run-in!


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FIX THE DCMB. If I can't argue pointless crap with HEAT wannabes I get withdrawal.

What kind of shoddy workmanship is the DCMB any way. Which joker runs that place.

In fact get some of the nice stuff below this box I'm typing in and stick it on the DCMB while your at it.


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actually, the dcmbs are working fine! i just banned, like, 98% of everyone. now, the only people allowed to post, or even view the boards, are my 3 closest friends from high school.

the boards are ours now! bwah hah hah!!!


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Well played Moderator well played....

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Dear Sir,

I wish to register a complaint. The DC message boards are up again as of four o'clock this A.M., and I 'm tired of posting messages and not getting replies because no one else is awake. And it's all your fault.

Sincerely &c.


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they're not back up... i just made you all my high school friends.

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quote:
Originally posted by THE Franta:
Rob give up...

The DC Boards seem to be down more often than not, I say you and the other moderators should be fired and Steve Uttley, Nowhereman and JQ should take over.


And the 4th horseman would be?


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cuz I'm the best! thing! going!

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quote:
Originally posted by THE Franta:
Rob give up...

The DC Boards seem to be down more often than not, I say you and the other moderators should be fired and Steve Uttley, Nowhereman and JQ should take over.


Why lump me in wit a group of gimps?
Surely your name would better suit this list!
Anyway I never want to be a moderator cause only fat gayboys become moderators!


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Originally Posted by Steven Utley
Dear Sir,<P>I wish to register a complaint. The DC message boards are up again as of four o'clock this A.M., and I 'm tired of posting messages and not getting replies because no one else is awake. And it's all your fault.<P>Sincerely &c.

Thanks, man.


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