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This just in..... #122531 2002-07-17 10:24 PM
Joined: Jul 2002 Posts: 25 Orcas Island Orcas Island Police Chief 25+ posts
Orcas Island Police Chief 25+ posts Joined: Jul 2002 Posts: 25 Orcas Island	I'm sorry to inform you fine folks that a noted homosexual and serial gaypist only known as Jack has escaped the Orcas Island lockup and is on his way across country with his movie check to beat up internet posters. Be on the look out he will be easily recognized by his lack of a penis and testicles. Yes,this man has NO penis. Updates as they happen!

Re: This just in..... #122532 2002-07-17 10:34 PM
Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 53,734 Likes: 2 Multiverse Irwin Schwab Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts
Irwin Schwab Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 53,734 Likes: 2 Multiverse	....i cant say i wasnt suspicious this might happen......

Re: This just in..... #122533 2002-07-17 10:55 PM
Joined: May 2002 Posts: 221 Orcas Island Jack, the Little Death 200+ posts
Jack, the Little Death 200+ posts Joined: May 2002 Posts: 221 Orcas Island	I can't believe I'm going to ask this ... but what's a "Gaypist?"

Re: This just in..... #122534 2002-07-17 10:58 PM
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Orcas Island Police Chief 25+ posts Joined: Jul 2002 Posts: 25 Orcas Island	Hold it right there,weve got you surrounded! Think of the children ...on second thought dont think of the children!

Re: This just in..... #122535 2002-07-17 11:03 PM
Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 53,734 Likes: 2 Multiverse Irwin Schwab Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts
Irwin Schwab Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 53,734 Likes: 2 Multiverse	LOL!

Re: This just in..... #122536 2002-07-17 11:25 PM
Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts
Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel	Too late! He's thinking of the children! ...but nothing seems to be happening...

Re: This just in..... #122537 2002-07-17 11:43 PM
Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 47,853 Likes: 20 Fuckingham Palace! Nöwheremän Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts
Nöwheremän Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 47,853 Likes: 20 Fuckingham Palace!	Run for your life before your arse is violated by the mighty Jack-Off!

Re: This just in..... #122538 2002-07-17 11:56 PM
Joined: May 2002 Posts: 221 Orcas Island Jack, the Little Death 200+ posts
Jack, the Little Death 200+ posts Joined: May 2002 Posts: 221 Orcas Island	This is the best you can guys can come up with? I gotta bitch about the production values, here. No lights, no puppet shows, no charts. All so you can chicken out of a fight. Man, I'd be a little embarassed.

Re: This just in..... #122539 2002-07-17 11:56 PM
Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 53,734 Likes: 2 Multiverse Irwin Schwab Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts
Irwin Schwab Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 53,734 Likes: 2 Multiverse	....not only will he violate it, he'll kick it too because he is helluva tough!

Re: This just in..... #122540 2002-07-17 11:58 PM
Joined: May 2002 Posts: 221 Orcas Island Jack, the Little Death 200+ posts
Jack, the Little Death 200+ posts Joined: May 2002 Posts: 221 Orcas Island	Tell you what, Britney, it doesn't even have to be a real fight. We can play chess. Checkers. Rapid-fire haiku at twenty paces. I'll be perfectly content demonstrating that you're a moron, not just a wimp.

Re: This just in..... #122541 2002-07-18 12:00 AM
Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 53,734 Likes: 2 Multiverse Irwin Schwab Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts
Irwin Schwab Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 53,734 Likes: 2 Multiverse	I ACED HIGH SCHOOL! ask Dave!

Re: This just in..... #122542 2002-07-18 12:03 AM
Joined: Jul 2002 Posts: 7 Orcas Island Jack,the little death. few posts
Jack,the little death. few posts Joined: Jul 2002 Posts: 7 Orcas Island	Yes but I am a gaypist,beat that!

Re: This just in..... #122543 2002-07-18 12:05 AM
Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 53,734 Likes: 2 Multiverse Irwin Schwab Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts
Irwin Schwab Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 53,734 Likes: 2 Multiverse	quote: Originally posted by Jack,the little death.: Yes but I am a gaypist,beat that! i cant compete

Re: This just in..... #122544 2002-07-18 12:11 AM
Joined: Jul 2002 Posts: 7 Orcas Island Jack,the little death. few posts
Jack,the little death. few posts Joined: Jul 2002 Posts: 7 Orcas Island	Damn straight ya cant! It`s great being a gaypist,even though I`m too dumb to know what one is! I`m gonna marry my brother tomorrow as well,he`s only four!

Re: This just in..... #122545 2002-07-18 12:22 AM
Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 53,734 Likes: 2 Multiverse Irwin Schwab Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts
Irwin Schwab Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 53,734 Likes: 2 Multiverse	you post was at 9:11 i smell a conspiracy!

Re: This just in..... #122546 2002-07-18 12:32 AM
Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 10,539 Shippensburg,Pennsylvania allan1 I'm just sayin' 10000+ posts
allan1 I'm just sayin' 10000+ posts Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 10,539 Shippensburg,Pennsylvania	quote: Originally posted by Jack, the Little Death: Tell you what, Britney, it doesn't even have to be a real fight. We can play chess. Checkers. Rapid-fire haiku at twenty paces. I'll be perfectly content demonstrating that you're a moron, not just a wimp. oo..if you guys play Chutes & Ladders,can I join in too? I totally ruled that game!!

Re: This just in..... #122547 2002-07-18 12:36 AM
Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 53,734 Likes: 2 Multiverse Irwin Schwab Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts
Irwin Schwab Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 53,734 Likes: 2 Multiverse	allan1 you violent sumbitch you!

Re: This just in..... #122548 2002-07-18 12:37 AM
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Nöwheremän Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 47,853 Likes: 20 Fuckingham Palace!	quote: Originally posted by britneyspearsatemyshorts: you post was at 9:11 i smell a conspiracy! ROTFLMAO

Re: This just in..... #122549 2002-07-18 12:39 AM
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Nöwheremän Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 47,853 Likes: 20 Fuckingham Palace!	quote: Originally posted by allan1: quote: Originally posted by Jack, the Little Death: Tell you what, Britney, it doesn't even have to be a real fight. We can play chess. Checkers. Rapid-fire haiku at twenty paces. I'll be perfectly content demonstrating that you're a moron, not just a wimp. oo..if you guys play Chutes & Ladders,can I join in too? I totally ruled that game!! No one told me we could pick our game,I wanna play Happy Families or Snap!

Re: This just in..... #122550 2002-07-18 12:41 AM
Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 10,539 Shippensburg,Pennsylvania allan1 I'm just sayin' 10000+ posts
allan1 I'm just sayin' 10000+ posts Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 10,539 Shippensburg,Pennsylvania	quote: Originally posted by britneyspearsatemyshorts: allan1 you violent sumbitch you! ARR!! And don't yew ferget it!! Rips thin gameboard in half

Re: This just in..... #122551 2002-07-18 12:43 AM
Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 53,734 Likes: 2 Multiverse Irwin Schwab Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts
Irwin Schwab Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 53,734 Likes: 2 Multiverse	....i say we fight in the study, with a candle , what do you say col mustard?

Re: This just in..... #122552 2002-07-18 12:43 AM
Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 10,539 Shippensburg,Pennsylvania allan1 I'm just sayin' 10000+ posts
allan1 I'm just sayin' 10000+ posts Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 10,539 Shippensburg,Pennsylvania	quote: Originally posted by Nowhereman: quote: Originally posted by allan1: quote: Originally posted by Jack, the Little Death: Tell you what, Britney, it doesn't even have to be a real fight. We can play chess. Checkers. Rapid-fire haiku at twenty paces. I'll be perfectly content demonstrating that you're a moron, not just a wimp. oo..if you guys play Chutes & Ladders,can I join in too? I totally ruled that game!! No one told me we could pick our game,I wanna play Happy Families or Snap! Huh...and here I figured you for a Candyland player.

Re: This just in..... #122553 2002-07-18 1:15 AM
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Orcas Island Police Chief 25+ posts Joined: Jul 2002 Posts: 25 Orcas Island	Weve now charged "Just Jack" with mopery(the molestation of a blind person). He is going around half-cocked so be careful.

Re: This just in..... #122554 2002-07-18 2:26 AM
Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 10,539 Shippensburg,Pennsylvania allan1 I'm just sayin' 10000+ posts
allan1 I'm just sayin' 10000+ posts Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 10,539 Shippensburg,Pennsylvania	Thanks Chief Wiggum!!

Re: This just in..... #122555 2002-07-18 2:43 PM
Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 3,144 Gotham City Lor 3000+ posts
Lor 3000+ posts Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 3,144 Gotham City	quote: Originally posted by Jack, the Little Death: Tell you what, Britney, it doesn't even have to be a real fight. We can play chess. Checkers. Rapid-fire haiku at twenty paces. I'll be perfectly content demonstrating that you're a moron, not just a wimp. I bet he doesnt even have the brain capacity to play those games. He'd just get disoriented and confused, not like hes not that way already.

Re: This just in..... #122556 2002-07-18 6:58 PM
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YOU WILL LOSE 1 post Joined: Jul 2002 Posts: 9	quote: Originally posted by Orcas Island Police Chief: Weve now charged "Just Jack" with mopery(the molestation of a blind person). He is going around half-cocked so be careful. YOU'RE A DICK

Re: This just in..... #122557 2002-07-18 9:06 PM
Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts
Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel	No, he's a Doc.

Re: This just in..... #122558 2002-07-18 9:10 PM
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Nöwheremän Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 47,853 Likes: 20 Fuckingham Palace!	Christ,has someone let Jim Carey in here? I mean I thought he was the only person to use the same joke over & over! I wish I could be that funny!

Re: This just in..... #122559 2002-07-20 12:06 AM
Joined: Jul 2002 Posts: 80 Jack, my Little Dick Street Fighter Champ 25+ posts
Jack, my Little Dick Street Fighter Champ 25+ posts Joined: Jul 2002 Posts: 80	quote: Originally posted by Lor: [QUOTE]I bet he doesnt even have the brain capacity to play those games. He'd just get disoriented and confused, not like hes not that way already. uuuumph smack uuuumph smack imter-net gi-rl

Re: This just in..... #122560 2003-02-17 8:43 PM
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Re: This just in..... #122561 2003-04-01 8:35 PM
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MisterJLA "Hey this is PCG342's bro..." 15000+ posts Joined: Sep 2001 Posts: 34,506 Likes: 64 High above it all...	quote: Originally posted by Drzsmith: Urkel "Did I do that?"

Re: This just in..... MisterJLA #122562 2005-01-01 4:12 AM
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rex Who will I break next? 15000+ posts Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 46,308 Denver	November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.

Re: This just in..... Jack, the Little Death #122563 2005-06-12 7:36 PM
Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 53,734 Likes: 2 Multiverse Irwin Schwab Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts
Irwin Schwab Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 53,734 Likes: 2 Multiverse	Quote: *Jack, the Little Death said:* This is the best you can guys can come up with? I gotta bitch about the production values, here. No lights, no puppet shows, no charts. All so you can chicken out of a fight. Man, I'd be a little embarassed.

Re: This just in..... Irwin Schwab #122564 2005-06-13 3:08 AM
Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 10,539 Shippensburg,Pennsylvania allan1 I'm just sayin' 10000+ posts
allan1 I'm just sayin' 10000+ posts Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 10,539 Shippensburg,Pennsylvania	That would be kinda embarrasing. It's a dog eat dog world & I'm wearing milkbone underwear. I can get you a toe. 1,999,999+ points. Damn you and your lemonade!! Booooooooooooooobs.

Re: This just in..... allan1 #122565 2005-06-13 9:00 PM
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Nöwheremän Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 47,853 Likes: 20 Fuckingham Palace!	Is that as embarrassing as losing a fight on a message board & running away with your tail in between your legs? Snarf is shit. His death will be rejoiced!

Re: This just in..... Nöwheremän #122566 2005-06-14 1:06 AM
Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 6,747 Texas PCG342 I've got more guns than you. 6000+ posts
PCG342 I've got more guns than you. 6000+ posts Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 6,747 Texas	Oh, damn it! You know about my tail!? "Ah good. Now I'm on the internet clearly saying I like tranny cleavage. This shouldn't get me harassed at all." -- Lothar of the Hill People

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