Hey fellas, Jurassic World Rebirth is free on the ‘Cock so I figured I’d watch it and let you guys know my opinion!
It starts off kinda dumb. Some fat fuck stuffing his dumb fat fucking face drops a cgi Snickers wrapper outside a lab door which sneakily follows them in before getting sucked into a vent within the door and causing it to go sizzle. I don’t know why they’d have a vacuum door without some kind of filter but what do I know?
Anyway, he gets eaten by a kaiju with a big pimple on its nose. There’s no way it can get dumber than that so I’m gonna watch it and find out. It’s free until the end of Black History Month so I’ll have plenty of time to finish it before I give you my review!
