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Spider-Man’s chasing the forbidden fruit #1241808 2026-02-23 6:59 PM
Joined: May 2003 Posts: 10,988 Likes: 43 37.563936, -116.85123 Stupid Doog Doog the MIGHTY 10000+ posts
Stupid Doog Doog the MIGHTY 10000+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 10,988 Likes: 43 37.563936, -116.85123	It’s clear to me that Marvel editorial really wants Peter Parker to fuck Aunt May. The fact that he tries to beat the shit out of his clone to find her when she moved in with her boyfriend sealed it. Meanwhile Ben’s got a hot redhead girlfriend, and Ultimate Peter Parker knocked up Mary Jane when they were in school and married her. But canon Peter Parker is still chasing the silver fox.

Re: Spider-Man’s chasing the forbidden fruit Stupid Doog #1241809 2026-02-23 7:08 PM
Joined: May 2003 Posts: 10,988 Likes: 43 37.563936, -116.85123 Stupid Doog Doog the MIGHTY 10000+ posts
Stupid Doog Doog the MIGHTY 10000+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 10,988 Likes: 43 37.563936, -116.85123	They just need to have him eat that peach. Just a full issue of Peter Parker eating Aunt Mays ass. Do a double sized issue and charge $10 for it. Make every page a splash page of “fisting a mayo jar” sound effect. Just get it out of their system.

Re: Spider-Man’s chasing the forbidden fruit Stupid Doog #1241811 2026-02-24 12:02 AM
Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 19,685 Likes: 14 Way back in the woods. Lothar of The Hill People brother from another mother 15000+ posts
Lothar of The Hill People brother from another mother 15000+ posts Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 19,685 Likes: 14 Way back in the woods.	Spuder Man 5: Mr Parker Gets His Gilf on! "My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who "Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!

Re: Spider-Man’s chasing the forbidden fruit Stupid Doog #1241812 2026-02-24 9:07 PM
Joined: Sep 2001 Posts: 26,346 Likes: 38 A glorious bold new America Wonder Boy brutally Kamphausened 15000+ posts
Wonder Boy brutally Kamphausened 15000+ posts Joined: Sep 2001 Posts: 26,346 Likes: 38 A glorious bold new America	. I don't know if I'm old enough to read a SPIDER-MAN comic with a story like that. And I'm 62 !!

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