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A man’s wife tells him: "While you're at the store, get a loaf of bread. And if they have eggs, get a dozen."

He comes home with 12 loaves of bread.

She asks, "Why did you buy 12 loaves of bread?"

He says, "They had eggs."

A guy goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, every time I drink coffee, I get a sharp pain in my eye."

The doctor says, "Try taking the spoon out of the cup first."

A skeleton walks into a bar. The bartender says “What can I getcha?”

The skeleton says “a beer and a mop!”

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye, matey!

What did the priest say to the baptized bull?

Holy cow!

That girl has my face!