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Nuff said

~once over,forgot the rest. I wanna have a heart attack~


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What's the matter, you little shit, picking on my new dad?

I wish this was in one of my forums so I could delete this . . .


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Whooa. I like Llance. I'm just messin around!

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You'll not have the cat as well!

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Leave Lance alone JQ go to the kindergarten and pick on someone your own age!

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JQ had the audacity to make fun of my lifelong addiction to tobacco? Bibbo,chop JQ into little tiny pieces and roll them up in cigarette papers and I'll smoke his ass instead!

-----once over and I'm leaving for a smoke!-------

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cigarettes are evil .
I just quit and already they taunt me with their beautiful blue smoke , clean white paper and...and...and..NO , Must....not give.....in...

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Damn Sir Walter Raleigh to hell and back!

-----once over and I say that because Raleigh cigareetes taste like crap!-------

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I'd like to buy a vowel please.

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talk is cheep,buy the whole word.

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Since talk is so cheap,I'll buy it!!

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youll corner the market!

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I wonder if a death kell is loud, or more of a rattle?


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Quote:

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I wonder if a death knell is loud, or more of a rattle?




It's the shot of a gun with a silencer on it.

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The 4400

The 4400 is a science fiction television program on the USA NETWORK It was created and written by Scott Peters and René Echeva

In the pilot, what is originally thought to be a comet deposits a group of exactly four
thousand, four hundred people at Highland Beach, in the Cascade Range foothills near Mount
Rainier, Washington. All of the 4400 had disappeared at various points starting from
1946[1] in a beam of white light. After their return, none have aged, all are disoriented,
and they remember nothing between the time of their disappearance and their return.

The theme song of the show is "A Place in Time" written by Robert Phillips & Tim
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"A Place in Time"
performed by Amanda Abizaid.


So long ago, Another life
I could feel your heart beat
It's not a dream, remember us
I can see it in your eyes

We'll find a place in time
A place in time beyond the sun

We'll find a place in time
A place in time to call our home

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3. It is better to have that which you do not need, than to need that which you do not have.
4. How can you be over the hill, if you never got to the top
5. Have you ever stopped to think and then forgotten to start again?
6. Dylexics of the world - untie!
7. Sure you can't take it with you. But you can stash it where no one can find it.
8. My psychiatrist says I'm manic-depressive - I have mixed feelings about that.
9. Why is it that when you talk to God you're praying, but when he talks to you, you're crazy?
10. Old age is inevitable; growing up is optional.
11. My neighbor has a treadmill - and a riding lawn mower.
12. Isn't it redundant to say an offer is void where prohibited?
13. If at first you don't succeed, try not to look astonished.
14. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
15. -Don't break someone's heart; medical bills are expensive.
16. Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets.
17. -What good is knowing all the answers if no one will ask the questions.
18. I finally got my head together, and my body fell apart.
19. Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.
20. Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone
21. Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show.
22. I don't mind the rat race, but I could do with a little more cheese.
23. The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby.
24. Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.
25. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
26. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
27. I misplaced my dictionary. Now I'm at a loss for words.
28. Money talks....it says good-bye.
29. School days are the best days of your life...provided your children are old enough to go.
30. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
31. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
32. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
33. The Bible was written by the same people who said the Earth was flat.
34. Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
35. Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson You find the present tense and the past perfect.
37. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
38. Gravity...it's not just a good idea. It's the law.
39. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
40. Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.
41. If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic!!
42. You can't have everything, where would you put it?
43. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
44. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat drinking beer all day.
45. My Mother Is a travel agent for guilt trips.
46. That man could have had any women he pleased--he just couldn't please any!
47. The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
48. A pessimist is a man who gets a clean bill of health from his doctor, then goes to get a second opinion!
49. I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all those censorious, self-righteous people around me
50. What we see depends on mainly what we look for

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Subject: Did You Know.......... ??





-The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm.

-A full bladder is roughly the size of a softball.

- Approximately 75% of human feces is made of water.

- It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

-One human hair can support 3kg.

- Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

-The attachment of human muscles to skin is what causes dimples.

-Your thumb is the same length of your nose.

- A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

- If the average male never shaved, his beard would be 13 feet long when he died.

- Men without hair on their chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair.

-There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

- Side by side, 2000 cells from the human body could cover about one square inch.

- Women blink twice as much as men.

-The average person's skin weighs twice as much as their brain.

- When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate, they do the same when you are looking at someone you hate.

- It takes twice as long to lose new muscle if you stop working out than it did to gain it.

-You're ears secrete more earwax when you are afraid than when you aren't.

-Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

- If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

-The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man.



Checked out the length of your thumb..Didn't ya?


"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your

death bring you the peace you never found in

life." - Tuvok.

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34. Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
35. Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson You find the present tense and the past perfect.
37. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
38. Gravity...it's not just a good idea. It's the law.
39. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
40. Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.
41. If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic!!
42. You can't have everything, where would you put it?
43. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
44. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat drinking beer all day.
45. My Mother Is a travel agent for guilt trips.
46. That man could have had any women he pleased--he just couldn't please any!
47. The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
48. A pessimist is a man who gets a clean bill of health from his doctor, then goes to get a second opinion!
49. I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all those censorious, self-righteous people around me
50. What we see depends on mainly what we look for

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President James A. Garfield was shot by Charles J. Guiteau at the Washington Railroad Station, 1881


Amelia Earhart and her airplane were lost in Pacific Ocean, 1937


The Civil Rights Act was signed by President Lyndon B. Johnson, 1964


Author Ernest Hemingway died in Ketchum, Idaho, 1961

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4.The ESV translators situated in the year 2001 supply one plausible paraphrase for "false
flesh", arguably influenced by more recent Christian views, in making the phrase refer to
alleged illicit sexual activity of the Genesis account (cf. the language of the epistle
to the Romans 1:21-32 not specifically referring to Sodom).
Another theory is that it is just a reference to the “strange flesh” of the intended rape
victims, who were angels, not men. There is a counter-argument that focus on the fact
that the men of Sodom did not know that the strangers were angels.
A third opinion is based upon the fact that the same term of "false flesh" is used in the
Mosaic laws were within the context it is clearly referring to cannibalism as was common
in the people of Canaan that the Sodomites were part of.
The Jewish historian Josephus used the term “Sodomites” summarizing the Genesis narrative:
“About this time the Sodomites grew proud, on account of their riches and great wealth;
they became unjust towards men, and impious towards God, in so much that they did not
call to mind the advantages they received from him: they hated strangers, and abused themselves with Sodomitical practices” (Antiquities 1.11.1 [3] — circa A.D. 96). The final element of his assessment goes beyond the Biblical data, even in the New Testament.

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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Although many believe the Friday after Thanksgiving is the busiest shopping
day of the year, it is not. It is the fifth to tenth busiest day. The Friday and Saturday before Christmas are the two busiest shopping days of the year.

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American billionaire Ross Perot tried to airlift 28 tons of medicine and
Christmas gifts to American POW's in North Vietnam in 1969.

America's official national Christmas tree is located in King's Canyon
National Park in California. The tree, a giant sequoia called the "General
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In the product below, both numbers are positive, so we just take their product.
0.5 × 3 = 1.5

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Another Way To Die
Jack White Alicia Keys


know the player with the slick trigger finger for Her Majesty
Another one with the golden tone voice and then your fantasy
Another bill from a killer turned a thrill into a tragedy

A door left open
A woman walking by
A drop in the water
A look in the eye
A phone on the table
A man on your side
Someone that you think that you can trust is just
Another way to die

Another tricky little gun giving solace to the one that will never see the sunshine
Another inch of your life sacrificed for your brother in the nick of time
Another dirty money, heaven sent honey turning on a dime

A door left open
A woman walking by
A drop in the water
A look in the eye
A phone on the table
A man on your side
Someone that you think that you can trust is just
Another way to die

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Cocaine is a crystalline tropane alkaloid that is obtained from the leaves of the coca plant. The name comes from "coca"in addition to the alkaloid suffix -ine, forming cocaine. It is both a stimulant of the central nervous system and an appetite suppressant. Specifically, it is a dopamine reuptake inhibitor, a norepinephrine reuptake inhibitor and a serotonin reuptake inhibitor. Because of the way it affects the mesolimbic reward pathway, cocaine is addictive.
Nevertheless, cocaine is used in medicine as a topical anesthetic, even in
children, specifically in eye, nose and throat surgery.Cocaine in its purest form is a white, pearly product. Cocaine appearing in powder form is a salt, typically cocaine hydrochloride. Street market cocaine is frequently adulterated or “cut” with various powdery fillers to increase its weight; the substances most commonly used in this process are baking soda; sugars, such as lactose, dextrose, inositol,and mannitol; and local anesthetics, such as lidocaine or benzocaine, which mimic or add to cocaine's numbing effect on mucous membranes. Cocaine may also be "cut" with other stimulants such as methamphetamine.Adulteratedcocaine is often a white, off-white or pinkish powder.

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Bad Day

A public service announcement followed me home the other day.
I paid it nevermind. Go Away.
Shits so thick you could stir it with a stick-free Teflon whitewashed presidency.
We're sick of being jerked around.
Wear that on your sleeve.

Broadcast me a joyful noise unto the times, lord,
Count your blessings.
We're sick of being jerked around.
We all fall down.

Have you ever seen the televised St. vitus subcommittee prize
Investigation dance? Those ants in pants glances.
Well,look behind the eyes.
It's a hallowed hollow anesthetized
"save my own ass, screw these guys"
smoke and mirror lock down.

Broadcast me a joyful noise unto the times, lord,
Count your blessings.
The Papers wouldn't lie!
I sigh, Not one more.

It's been a bad day.
Please don't take a picture.
It's been a bad day.
Please.

We're dug in deep the price is steep.
The auctioneer is such a creep.

The lights went out, the oil ran dry
We blamed it on the other guy
Sure, all men are created equal.
Heres the church, heres the steeple
Please stay tuned-we cut to sequel
ashes, ashes, we all fall down.

Broadcast me a joyful noise unto the times, lord,
Count your blessings.
Ignore the lower fear
Ugh, this means war.

It's been a bad day.
Please don't take a picture.
It's been a bad day.
Please.

Broadcast me a joyful noise unto the times, lord,
Count your blessings.
We're sick of being jerked around.
We all fall down.

It's been a bad day...

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Daylight Saving Time, or DST, is the period of the year when clocks are moved one hour ahead. In the United States, this has the effect of creating more sunlit hours in the evening during months when the weather is the warmest. We advance our clocks ahead one hour at the beginning of DST, and move them back one hour ("spring forward, fall back") when we return to Standard Time (ST). This has the effect of moving one hour of daylight from the morning to the evening.DST was formally introduced in the United States in 1918. Today, most of the country and its territories observe DST. However, DST is not observed in Hawaii, American Samoa, Guam, Puerto Rico, the Virgin Islands and the state of Arizona (with the exception of the Navajo Indian Reservation, which does observe DST).Daylight Saving Time and time zones are regulated by the U. S. Department of Transportation, not by NIST. However, as an official timekeeper for the United States, NIST observes all rules regarding DST when it distributes time-of-day information to the public.

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A moon landing is the arrival of an intact manned or unmanned spacecraft on
the surface of a planet's natural satellite. The concept has been a goal of
humankind since it was first appreciated that the Moon is Earth's closest
large celestial body.

The United States space agency NASA achieved the first manned landing on
Earth's Moon as part of the Apollo 11 mission commanded by Neil Armstrong.
On July 20, 1969, Armstrong, accompanied by Edwin 'Buzz' Aldrin, landed
the lunar module Eagle on the surface of the Moon, while Micheal Collins
orbited above. Armstrong and Aldrin spent a day on the surface of the Moon
before returning to Earth. NASA carried out six manned moon landings between
1969 and 1972.

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Conspiracy theorists insist that the Apollo moon landings were a hoax. These
accusations flourish in part because predictions by enthusiasts that Moon
landings would become commonplace have not yet come to pass. Some claims can
be empirically discredited by three retroreflector arrays left on the Moon
by Apollo 11,[10] 14 and 15. Today, anyone on Earth with an appropriate laser
and telescope system may bounce laser beams off these devices, verifying
deployment of the Lunar Laser Ranging Experiment at historically documented
Apollo moon landing sites.Since the first hoax accusations were made—albeit by non-scientists pursuing the conspiracy accusations in part for monetary gain, and although they havebeen repeatedly debunked by many independent scientists—a small minority ofthe global population continues to believe the allegations, which has bothered NASA and the astronauts who flew the missions. However, it has recently become apparent from the multiple scheduled or proposed governmental and private efforts to send landers or orbiters to the Moon that it is likely that independent proof will be returned, and thus conclude any conspiracy theories.

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Cancún is a coastal city in Mexico's easternmost state, Quintana Roo, on
the Yucatán Peninsula. Cancun is located on the Yucatan Channel that
separates Mexico from the island of Cuba in the Greater Antilles. Cancun's
region is sometimes known as the Mexican Caribbean.The city has grown rapidly over the past thirty years to become a city of approximately 600,000 residents, covering the former island and the nearbymainlandThere are about 150 hotels in Cancún with more than 24,000 roomsand 380 restaurants. Four million visitors arrive each year in an average of 190 flights daily. The Hotel Zone of Cancun is shaped like a 7 with bridges on each end connecting to the mainland. Hotels on the vertical or long side of the 7 tend to have rougher beaches and beach erosion can be aproblem. Resorts on the horizontal or short end of the seven tend to havemore gentle surf because the waves here are blocked by the island of IslaMujeres which lies just off shore. The temperature of the city is warm and tropical, moderated by the marine breezes created by onshore trade-winds,
which circulates through its avenues. Depending on the season, maximum
temperatures range from 26 °C (78.8 °F) in January to 32 °C (90 °F) in June and between 18 °C (64.4 °F) and 25 °C (77 °F) at night. Temperature extremes have ranged between a maximum of 39.5 °C (103.2 °F) and a minimum of 9.5 °C (49.2 °F) 5 km (3.1 mi) inland at the Airport at the south end of the city. More temperate conditions occur from November to February and it is hottest from April to September, due to proximity to the Caribbean and Gulf humidity is high all-year around (averages close to 70% on rain fre days).

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If you can't stand the heat, don't go to Cancun in the summer.
~ Ben Stein

I would rather give up a weekend in Cancun, Mexico when I'm 25 than wonder when I'm older: Do I want to take my heart pill, or do I want to eat?
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If the beach is not restored, Cancun will die.
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Robert Duvall was born on January 5, 1931, in
San Diego, CA, the son of a career military officer who later became an
admiral. Duvall majored in drama at Principia College then
served a two-year hitch in the army after graduating in 1953. Duvall began
making a name for himself as a stage actor in New York, It was his appearance as "Lt. Col. Kilgore" in another Coppola picture,
Apocalypse Now that solidified Duvall's reputation as a great actor.
He got his second Academy Award nomination for the role, and was named by
the Guinness Book of World Records as the most versatile actor in the
worldHis greatest achievement in his immediate post-Oscar period was his
triumphant characterization of grizzled Texas Ranger Gus McCrae in the TV
mini-series "Lonesome Dove" for which he received an Emmy nomination.
He received a second Emmy nomination and a Golden Globe for his portrayal of Soviet dictator Joseph Stalin in Stalin (1992) (TV), and a
third Emmy nomination playing Nazi war criminal Adolf Eichmann in The Man
Who Captured Eichmann


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