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SHAZAM! Perusing the DC boards, I see: 1. Mike Carey at the Lucifer boards seems like a nice guy; 2. OW@W board is filled with people complaining about the series, still, but also with people creeped out by the parallels with the WTC attacks; 3. JGoldman10 is up to his old tricks; 4. Our friend Insomnia Boy has been making special guest appearances at ODCUT; 5. those poor bastards at the Lobo board are thinning out; 6. the LMBP seem to have integrated nicely into the new The Legion board; 7. the JLA board is still dominated by versus threads; 8. the Authority posters still look bored and are as off-topic as ever; 9. the Titans board is filled with complaints (Faeber must be getting shitty, because he's stopped his Yap with Faeber thread); 10. Ubermisfit, bless him, is still around, peddling his conspiracy theory at the Young justice board.
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Green Acres or Newsradio?
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Newsradio, of course. And the A-Team.
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Remember the one where T drank the poisoned milk? Or the one where they made a machine that spit cabbages out of a beat up old turbine? Or the one where they had to knock out T to take him up on the helicopter by hypnotizing him with the word "eclipse," and then he asks for clips in the middle of a fight and falls asleep? Oh, those are classic...
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quote:
Originally posted by THE Bastard:
Damn...and I just flamed the hell outta somebody.
The boards are back up again. Post at will...
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Quote:
Dark Typhoid Dave said:
SHAZAM!<P>Perusing the DC boards, I see:<P>1. Mike Carey at the Lucifer boards seems like a nice guy;<P>2. OW@W board is filled with people complaining about the series, still, but also with people creeped out by the parallels with the WTC attacks;<P>3. JGoldman10 is up to his old tricks;<P>4. Our friend Insomnia Boy has been making special guest appearances at ODCUT;<P>5. those poor bastards at the Lobo board are thinning out;<P>6. the LMBP seem to have integrated nicely into the new The Legion board;<P>7. the JLA board is still dominated by versus threads;<P>8. the Authority posters still look bored and are as off-topic as ever;<P>9. the Titans board is filled with complaints (Faeber must be getting shitty, because he's stopped his Yap with Faeber thread);<P>10. Ubermisfit, bless him, is still around, peddling his conspiracy theory at the Young justice board.
I didn't see any of that when I last checked...
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PJP said:
SINISTAR could kick Zod's ass.................easily.
Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrgh
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Ok, you're Mxy.
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Santa Claus makes his way down the chimney, and is met by a lovely young woman in a robe.
She says "Santa, how about giving me a special present. I know you'd like to come into my bedroom."
Santa responds "Ho! Ho! Ho! Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta deliver all these toys to the children you know."
The lovely young thing peels off her robe, revealing a skimpy negligee. Santa looks up from his sack of gifts, and
she says "I've got something special for you Santa. Can't you stay for just a little while? I know you want me. Let
me make this Christmas eve unforgetable."
Santa responds "Ho! Ho! Ho! Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta deliver all these toys to the children you know."
Not to be denied, she strips off the negligee, revealing her naughty bits, and they were quite nice naughty
bits, I might add. And she says "Santa, this is your last chance. This body is your gift."
Santa responds "Hey! Hey! Hey! Gotta stay. Gotta Stay. Can't get up the chimney with my dick this way!"
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Why the Little Angel is at the top of the Christmas Tree ...
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip. As he pulled his favorite pair of red pants
on, they
ripped. So, he had to take them off and put on another pair, which was a bit too tight. He then went to check on
the rest of the preparations. The elves were on strike. The reindeer had shin-splints. At this point, Santa
was BUMMED. He went into the kitchen to take a calming drink, and the bottle was EMPTY. Now he was really mad.
All of sudden, there was a knock at the door. Santa, in his angry state, ignored it. There was another knock.
Santa was in no mood for all of this. When the knock came again, Santa--filled with rage--threw open the door.
Standing there was a little angel who said, "Hi Santa! What do you want me to do with this Christmas Tree?"
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Why doesn't Santa have any children ?
Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.
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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
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What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve ?
They go into town, and blow a few bucks.
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Why did the snowman have a smile on his face ?
Because the snowblower was coming down the block.
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Anonymous Sun Dec 17 2006 11:53 PM Reading a post in flat mode
DC appears to be down again.
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Nuttin' For Christmas
S. Tepper, R. Bennet
I broke my bat on Johnny's head;
Somebody snitched on me.
I hid a frog in sister's bed;
Somebody snitched on me.
I spilled some ink on Mommy's rug;
I made Tommy eat a bug;
Bought some gum with a penny slug;
Somebody snitched on me.
Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad.
I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.
I put a tack on teacher's chair
somebody snitched on me.
I tied a knot in Susie's hair
somebody snitched on me.
I did a dance on Mommy's plants
climbed a tree and tore my pants
Filled the sugar bowl with ants
somebody snitched on me.
So, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad.
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.
I won't be seeing Santa Claus;
Somebody snitched on me.
He won't come visit me because
Somebody snitched on me.
Next year I'll be going straight;
Next year I'll be good, just wait
I'd start now, but it's too late;
Somebody snitched on me.
So you better be good whatever you do
'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you,
You'll get nuttin' for Christmas.
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