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Posters with a few working brain cells may recall that, the last time the DC message boards went down, I seized many hostages at www.robkamphausen.com and proceeded to, ah, have my way with them until the boards came back up. As it happened, the boards were down for a week, and I just about killed myself. This time, therefore, I'm going to try something less physically demanding. Sooooo, LET'S LEARN SPANISH! Lesson One: The Subjunctive Mood The Subjunctive Mood is scarcely ever employed in modern English. It is true that we say: "if I were you" instead of: "if I was you," but apart from that it is not often that the subjunctive is used. In Spanish its use, even among comparatively uneducated people, is far more widespread. The primary use of the subjunctive is to express desire, doubt or some emotion. It may be employed in principle clauses. But it is more frequently to be found in dependent clauses: i.e., in those which cannot stand alone but are dependent on some other word, such as a verb or a conjunction, before they can make complete sense. The tense of the indicative to be used in any given sentence is generally clear enough from the meaning. But it is hopeless to try to give exact meanings to the tenses of the subjunctive. "May" or "might" are sometimes indications of the subjunctive. But a sentence containing either of these words will quite possibly be in the indicative, while, on the other hand,a clause requiring the subjunctive may very well not contain either of them. We must therefore approach the matter from another point of view, ignoring the English of the sentence, and seeing what words and what circumstances call for the employment of the subjunctive in Spanish. It will be as well to recall that the present subjunctive of ar verbs is formed by adding to the stem the following endings: -e, (-es), -e, -emos, (-eis), -en. In er and ir verbs by adding: -a, (-as), -a, -amos, (-ais), -an. The characteristic vowel in te present indiciative of ar verbs is a, in er and ir verbs e. In the present subjunctive these vowels change places. Next Lesson: Angelita Rips Her Bodice
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quote: Originally posted by Mahatma Kane Jeeves: Blah blah blah, I'm a silly poopy-head, blah blah blah...
I agree. Now, let's go shot people until the boards are back up... ( See what you've done NOW, Rob? )
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Uh, ok... ( Someone lock this guy up... )
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Yes, I heard you the first time... ( This guy seriously need a dose of DCMB, and QUICK! )
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Perhaps you'd rather learn accountancy instead. No problemo. The amount of balance apparently on deposit in an account, even when figured with electronic accuracy, can be very misleading. An account with an average ledger balance of $1,500 theoretically can be overdrawn due to the existence of float, which is caused by the bank crediting the customer's account before deposited cash items have been collected from the banks on which they are drawn. Float is an analysis term used to describe the amount of uncollected funds in a ledger balance. Although all accounts have a certain amount of float, this factor is negligible in most personal accounts since there are few deposits and these deposits usually consists of one or two local checks. Float is most often encountered in business accounts. Consider the case of a small distributing company that markets products all over the United States, but buys these products in quantity locally. Assume that this company has an average daily balance of $1,500. In order to adjust this average daily balance to an average available balance, it is necessary to calculate the total amount of float on all the deposits made during the month, reduce this to an average daily float figure, and deduct this amount from the balance. This process may sound complicated, but it is really quite simple to do. Assume that nine deposits were made during the month, and the total dollar amount of all these deposits was $10,000. An examination of the locations on which the deposited items were drawn shows that it will take an average of one and a half days to collect the various items that were deposited in the customer's account. 1. Multiply the average time it took to collect the items by the total dollars deposited. One and a half days times $10,000 yields a total float for the month of $15,000. 2. Total float must be divided by the number of days in the month to obtain average daily float. Dividing $15,000 by 30 days results in a figure of $500, which represents the average daily float in this account. 3. The next step is to deduct the average daily float -- the uncollected portion of the balance -- from the average balance in order to obtain the amount that actually is on deposit and available for investing. In this case, $1,500 minus the $500 float shows an average collected balance of $1,000. If, in the above example, the total deposits had amounted to $40,000, total float would have been $60,000, or an average float of $2,000 a day. Since the average balance is only $1,500, this account would theoretically be overdrawn $500, and the bank would be entitled to charge the customer interest on this overdraft rather than allowing him an earnings credit. -- American Institute of Banking, PRINCIPLES OF BANK OPERATION (New York: Section The American Bankers Association, 1966).
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Your reign of terror must end.
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Agreed... That Mahatma only made 10 posts and he already annoys the hell outta me...
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Any German microbiologists here? Hey, hey, then -- you're in luck! PalDat ist eine palynologische Datenbank, erstellt von dieser Abteilung; entwickelt für MS Access 7.0 (WIN 95). Der Grund für die Entwicklung dieser Datenbank war, einen Überblick und Vergleichsmöglichkeiten über die enorme Menge vorhandener palynologischer Daten zahlreicher Pflanzenfamilien zu bekommen. Die Datenbank beinhaltet eine detaillierte Beschreibung des Pollenkorns (Gestalt in trockenem und hydratisiertem Zustand, Aperturdetails, Wandstratifizierung und Ornamentierung), Bilder jedes Pollenkorns (LM, SEM, TEM) und wichtige Literaturzitate zu jeder Gattung. Innerhalb der Datenbank kann nach allen Pollenkorncharakteristika in jeder Kombination gesucht werden. Zusätzlich können verschiedenste Berichte (standardisierte Pollenkornbeschreibungen, Literatur und Bilder jeder Gattung, Schlüssel zu der gewählten Familie, Herbaretiketten) ausgedruckt werden. 
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And for you ladies .... This month marks the 10th Anniversary of Bobbi Brown Cosmetics. Revisit the original 10 Lip Colors that started it all. Bobbi herself offers great Mother's Day tips and gift ideas. April brings the innovative Concealer Kit, and our upgraded Moisture Rich Foundation SPF 15.
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waz up guys?????Man where's Rob when you wanna know why the boards are down :P Hola Como estas? Tu es muy malo no? porqua el boards no trabajan? :P My attempt at spanish anyway 
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Yo tengo banana. 
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Hugging is one of the most complex and many sided ways of communication. Through hugs we can spread our spoken language to the language of wider expression. In different hugs we may speak of security, confidence, trust and sharing in a manner that no word can tell. In these ways hugging someone may also do good for one's self-esteem. "WOW, he/she is accepting me just the way I am!" The precious moments of living get also a new significance when we add hugs into them.
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Hey Mahatma, howsabout you just go back to shutting up and having sex with people to get the boards working again! I nominate...ME! (Hehehe, sabotaging the DCMB was all part of my plan to get laid by the Mahatma!) 
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You people sure are bored... Check these out!
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now now, mahatma... you know damn well we's hates learnin!
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Fanatico tiene el pene chico!
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mxy, what'd i tell you about learnin
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quote: Originally posted by I'm Not Mister Mxypltk: Fanatico tiene el pene chico!
That better not be something rude... ...razzen frazzen...
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Hint: It's something I keep telling to you about your tiny penis...
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You're jealous mine is bigger than your imp-sized?
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Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari? 
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LOL maht, NOT LATIN  WOW......bring back the high school memories....my Latin teacher must have been at least eighty years old and she was always "Salute discipuli" and we always responded "Salute magister" but that was about the only time we ever spoke it ;-) WOW I got the Latin award to...pretty sad considering I dont even remember how to conjugate a verb in Latin much less translate it 
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Are the DC message boards down yet again? Princess E, the Latin posted above should roughly translate as, "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood." A woodchuck is a marmot.
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And let's also not forget--let's not forget, Dude--that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city-- that isn't legal either.
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Fuck Walter! He was always screwing things up!
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He's a trasvesty! Or something like that...
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Is there some actual reason the DC message boards keep imploding, or is Gob just fucking with us? 
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are those my only options? ... can't say both?
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You want me to have to get my friend Mahatma Kane Jeeves in here again? 
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I am not friends with Mister Asshole; we are just lovers. 
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Rob is cleaing all that old shit out of his cellar.
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No more curry for this man.
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