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Q) What do you call 50 lawyers at the bottom of a lake?
A) A good start. :lol:
I guess from Dave's point of view that's not very funny.
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Lawyers tell the best lawyer jokes.
Q:Whats the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?
A: Accountants know they're boring.
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Originally posted by Casanova Frankenstein:
Disco Steve, join me. I need a new disco henchman. I have a huge disco room in my mansion. And you won't have to dress like a kryptonian harlot. (unless of course, you're into that sort of thing.)
I indeed am into that sort of thing... what are the benefits?
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Zod accepts all lawyers, accountants, CEOs, and car salesmen for they have an evil that almost rivals Zod's! Kneel before Zod now!
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quote:
Originally posted by Dave:
Ahem. Does your club welcome lawyers?
I need to make sure you're evil enough.
Ah, Dave, I must tell you, our club INVENTED lawyers, politicians also.
If you are either of those, why then, you're practically a member already! :lol:
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Originally posted by Disco Steve:
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I indeed am into that sort of thing... what are the benefits?[/QB][/QUOTE]
Why, you get to DANCE! As much you want to. Until I need you to kill someone, of course.
Damn. Capt. Amazing is attacking. I'll get back to you. . .
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quote:
Originally posted by Casanova Frankenstein:
quote:
Originally posted by Dave:
Ahem. Does your club welcome lawyers?
I need to make sure you're evil enough.
Ah, Dave, I must tell you, our club INVENTED lawyers, politicians also.
If you are either of those, why then, you're practically a member already! :lol:
Excellent! I will bring some salamander dip and water crackers to the next club meeting.
Zod! Ha ha! They let me in the club which you got kicked out of! Some supervillain you are! Nyah nyah!
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Its supposed to be in caps.
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A little less conversation and a lot more action!
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With that beard, no wonder he is confined to masturbation.
Incidentally, Zod is posting as Zodmonster at the DCMBs. His signature? You guessed it. "Kneel."
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We must go there and give him some shit. Rob just loves pointless spaming on the DCMB. ![[biiiig grin]](images/icons/grin.gif)
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Zod dares you to go over there and give Zod shit! Zod is curious what will happen... ![[mwah hwah haa]](graemlins/devil.gif) NOW KNEEL!
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OK, if we see a Zodmonster post, we will attack.
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Zodmonster will kneel! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH (GASP-DEEP BREATH)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...... Laughing like an evil maniac is not as easy as it looks. [ 08-30-2002, 11:07 AM: Message edited by: Rob Kamphausen ]
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ZOD said:
Zod dares you to go over there and give Zod shit! Zod is curious what will happen... <img border="0" alt="[mwah hwah haa]" title="" src="graemlins/devil.gif" />
NOW KNEEL!
First National Bastard
-Enormous, Sexually Voracious Lecher... who wants to claim your immortal soul!!!.
Every time you masturbate, God Kills a kitten! Please... think of the Kittens.
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!!!!
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