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I didnt think old people understood the internet!
How the hell did he work out how to work a computer,I thought old people had trouble working out the magic pictures on the television!!
& on top of all this,shouldnt the old fart be dead by now?
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In less than six years, I'll be a half of a century old! Do any of you realize what that means? You'll have to help me cross the street, kiss my ass, run to the store for me, kiss my ass, mow my lawn, kiss my ass, bring hookers to my house, kiss my ass, adopt my kids (including Bibbo!), kiss my ass, bathe me, and most of all, KISS MY ASS!!!! I love being senile already! It's going to be like being on acid 24/7!  Incidently, I remember childhood much the same way! I keep trying to pry off the moniter screen to see how many white mice on treadmills it takes to make this doo-hickey work, but they put it together pretty sturdy! I managed to get the lower left corner a little loose and the sparks don't burn me that much, but someday I'll see the whole damn inside! And when that day comes, I'll rule the internet...just a step away from the entire universe! Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! On a side note, we are all dying so, like, what's your point, Arnie? One meteorite hits Roy's belly button and I'll be attending YOUR funeral (but not Roy's, he says bad things about me to Franta!)
-----once over and inside I feel like a spry 90 year old!-------- ------------------
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I believe in youthanasia!!
It was one of Megadeth`s finest albums!!
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Believe in it? Hell, I'm living it one day at a time! -----once over and us old guys get all the chicks!-------- ------------------
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Surely having sex with old people is necrophilia!
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quote:
Originally posted by LLance:
In less than six years, I'll be a half of a century old! Do any of you realize what that means? You'll have to help me cross the street, kiss my ass, run to the store for me, kiss my ass, mow my lawn, kiss my ass, bring hookers to my house, kiss my ass, adopt my kids (including Bibbo!), kiss my ass, bathe me, and most of all, KISS MY ASS!!!! I love being senile already! It's going to be like being on acid 24/7! Incidently, I remember childhood much the same way! I keep trying to pry off the moniter screen to see how many white mice on treadmills it takes to make this doo-hickey work, but they put it together pretty sturdy! I managed to get the lower left corner a little loose and the sparks don't burn me that much, but someday I'll see the whole damn inside! And when that day comes, I'll rule the internet...just a step away from the entire universe! Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! On a side note, we are all dying so, like, what's your point, Arnie? One meteorite hits Roy's belly button and I'll be attending YOUR funeral (but not Roy's, he says bad things about me to Franta!)
-----once over and inside I feel like a spry 90 year old!--------
I'll be able to do the ass kissing but Franta and Roy will have to handle the others.
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JQ's starting to grow on me! ------------------
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Are you implying I'm a "moldie oldie"? ------------------
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No that would be your cheese collection.
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I take it he`s not circumsised then!
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My pee pee was cut shortly after birth! -----once over and I don't know why Arnie needed to know that information, but there it is!------- ------------------
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You were lucky,as Franta`s was cut off shortly after birth,then he ate it!
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Ball Park Franks.....they plump when you cook 'em!
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Franks and Beans!!! Hurm...Beans. There appear to be small chunks of penis cut into them. Possible clue as to the disappearance of Franta's tallywhacker. Must investigate further.
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Many have tried,but few have survived!!
Yep you guessed it,Franta ate them!
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I was going to write something really sick, but changed my mind! I don't think Rob could have handled it! ------------------
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It's seven months since my last post on this thread and I can't help wondering what sick thing I almost wrote?
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Originally posted by Arnold Judas Rimmer:
Surely having sex with old people is necrophilia!
VIAGRA IS NOT SELLING SO WELL,IT TURNS OUT WOMEN STILL DON'T WANNA HAVE SEX WITH WRINKLED OLD MEN. ![[biiiig grin]](images/icons/grin.gif)
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adopt my kids (including Bibbo!),
So you mean it's been incest this whole time?
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incest should be illegal.
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My pee pee was cut shortly after birth! <P>-----once over and I don't know why Arnie needed to know that information, but there it is!------- <P>------------------<BR>LLance
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-Enormous, Sexually Voracious Lecher... who wants to claim your immortal soul!!!.
Every time you masturbate, God Kills a kitten! Please... think of the Kittens.
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!!!!
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