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#145076 2002-03-16 2:05 AM
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Mine is pretty big.
How about your's?

#145077 2002-03-16 2:24 AM
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My comic collection? Like more than 1100, by now...

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Levianthan-big.

#145079 2002-03-16 4:13 AM
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My wang is puny.

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Hee hee. Sucked in.

#145081 2002-03-19 1:06 AM
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Heh.

#145082 2002-03-22 9:13 PM
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I bet my wang is bigger than all of yours combined

#145083 2002-03-23 5:53 AM
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If so than we will consider you to be the bigest wang ever.

#145084 2002-03-23 5:37 PM
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Now is this a gathering of horny comic book geeks or what? Why don't you all run to the bathroom and meet us back here in three minutes? Bwahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

#145085 2002-03-24 2:24 AM
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Three minutes? That long?

#145086 2002-03-25 9:40 AM
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I'm sure that's two minutes too long for you, Disco!

#145087 2002-03-29 3:15 PM
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That's 5 minutes longer than me...

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Llance wants to measure us all.

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Compared to the universe puny, Compared to a flea huge.

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Mines inverted!

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Oh? so does that mean you {edited due to bad taste}?

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#145093 2002-08-28 7:03 PM
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quote:
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Why don't you all run to the bathroom and meet us back here in three minutes? Bwahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

WE CAN'T,YOU STUNK UP THE BATHROOM SO BAD THAT WE WON'T BE ABLE TO USE IT FOR A WEEK. [whaaaa!]

#145094 2002-08-29 12:44 AM
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Which bathroom did you go to?

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*takes out her measuring tape* ok boys pants down!

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Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzip!!!

THUMP!

Ba-thump-be-thump-be-thump-thump-THUMP!!!

Measure away, m'dear!!!


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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are those....are those potatoes that fell out Joe???


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Quote:

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are those....are those potatoes that fell out Joe???




Ummmmmmmmmm...uhhhhhhhhhh...yeah.



...i hate you...



At least I put 'em in the FRONT of my pants!!!


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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then what's that huge lump in the back????




ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Alt ID #145102 2004-09-07 10:20 PM
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Oh...that's just Stupid Dogg's head.*




*see "Shout Box" for why SD's head is where it is


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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I didn't learn much from that, but I do know Lindsay Lohan has an awesome rack!


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Quote:

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I didn't learn much from that, but I do know Lindsay Lohan has an awesome rack!




Yes...yes she does.


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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Speaking of "low hands", Butter I don't think you need to measure me that critically! woo!


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What do I get if I win?


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a brand new vagina!


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Whole grain my ass!

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brother from another mother
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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
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Alt ID said:
are those....are those potatoes that fell out Joe??? <img src="/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />


Ummmmmmmmmm...uhhhhhhhhhh...yeah.

<img src="/images/graemlins/ehidunno.gif" alt="" />

...i hate you...

<img src="/images/graemlins/grumble01.gif" alt="" />

At least I put 'em in the FRONT of my pants!!! <img src="/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" />

Heh.

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2.In the Gregorian calendar, the current standard calendar in most of the world, most years whose division by 4 equals an integer are leap years. In one leap year, the month of February has 29 days instead of 28. Adding an extra day to the calendar every four years compensates for the fact that a solar year is almost 6 hours longer than 365 days.
However, some exceptions to this rule are required since the duration of a solar year is slightly less than 365.25 days. Years which are evenly divisible by 100 are not leap years, unless they are also evenly divisible by 400, in which case they are leap years.[1][2] For example, 1600 and 2000 were leap years, but 1700, 1800 and 1900 were not. Going forward, 2100, 2200, 2300, 2500, 2600, 2700, 2900, and 3000 will not be leap years, but 2400 and 2800 will be. By this rule, the average number of days per year will be 365 + 1/4 − 1/100 + 1/400 = 365.2425, which is 365 days, 5 hours, 49 minutes, and 12 seconds.
The Gregorian calendar was designed to keep the vernal equinox on or close to March 21, so that the date of Easter (celebrated on the Sunday after the 14th day of the Moon that falls on or after 21 March) remains correct with respect to the vernal equinox.[3] The vernal equinox year is about 365.242374 days long (and increasing), whereas the average year length of the Gregorian calendar is 365.2425.
The marginal difference of 0.000125 days means that in around 8,000 years, the calendar will be about one day behind where it is now. But in 8,000 years, the length of the vernal equinox year will have changed by an amount which cannot be accurately predicted (see below). Therefore, the current Gregorian calendar suffices for practical purposes, and Herschel's correction (making 4000 AD not a leap year) will probably not be necessary.

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Hootie & The Blowfish
Time

Time, why you punish me?
Like a wave bashing into the shore
You wash away my dreams.

Time, why you walk away?
Like a friend with somewhere to go
You left me crying

Can you teach me about tommorrow
And all the pain and sorrow
Running free?
Cause tomorrows just another day
And I dont believe in time

Time, I dont understand
Children killing in the street
Dying for the color of red
Time, hey there red and blue
Wash them in the ocean, make them clean,
Maybe their mothers wont cry tonight

Can you teach me about tomorrow
All the pain and sorrow
Running free?
But tomorrows just another day
And I dont believe in...

Chorus:

Time is wasting
Time is walking
You aint no friend of mine
I dont know where Im goin
I think Im out of my mind
Thinking about time

And if I die tomorrow, yeah
Just lay me down in sleep

(chorus)

Time, you left me standing there
Like a tree growing all alone
The wind just stripped me bare, stripped me bare
Time, the past has come and gone
The futures far away
Now only lasts for one second, one second
Can you teach me about tomorrow
And all the pain and sorrow
Running free?
cause tomorrows just another day
And I dont believe in time

(chorus)

Time, why you punish me?

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Willie Nelson,
Funny How Time Slips Away


Well hello there
My, it's been a long, long time
And how am I doing?
Well, I guess that I'm doing fine
It's been been so long now, but it seems like it was only yesterday
Gee, ain't it funny, how time slips away.

And how's your new love?
Well, I hope that he's doin fine
I heard you told him, that you'd love him till the end of time
It's been so long now
But it seems like only yesterday
Gee, ain't it funny, how time just slips away.

Well I gotta go now
And I guess I'll see you around
But I dont know when though
Cause you never know when I'll be back in town
But remember, what I told you
That in time your gonna pay
And it's suprising, how time slips away.

Gee, ain't it funny, how times just slips away.


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