FYI: This is a piece of fan fiction I wrote out of boredom. I'm posting it here because I don't think you are allowed to post fanfic on the DCMB's.......
Hello, I am not Alex Trebec, so don't ask me if I am.
Our contestants today are Hal Jordan, Kyle Rayner and Guy Gardner.
Currently after the first round of Jeopardy, Kyle Rayner is in last place with negative $4,600, Guy Gardner is in second with negative $1,500 and Hal Jordan is in first place with $0 as he has yet to ring in because he is too busy crying.
Our topics are, Shapes, Continents, Money, Superheroes with the letter “S” on their uniforms, Words that begin with the letter “D” and Presidents.
Hal Jordan, you are in first place, you start first.
Hal: Sniffle sniffle, weep……
Okay, I see Hal is still sitting on the floor crying.
Kyle Rayner, it is your turn.
Kyle: Whoa, dude, your hair is like….. fake. Waz up wit dat?
Presidents it is for $400……
And the answer is “He was our first president”.
*Guy Gardner rings in*
Guy: You suck Trebec!!!!
No, I don’t. And my name isn’t “Trebec”.
*Kyle Rayner rings in*
Kyle: I’m confused here, what’s a president?
………
Ooooh, sorry. The answer was “George Washington”.
Okay, maybe Guy Gardner should pick.
Guy: I’m better than both of these guys. One of them is retarded and the other one is mentally insane!!
Okay, maybe I should pick a topic…..
Words that begin with the letter “d” for $600
And the answer is….
“A word that ends with the letters “og”.
*Kyle Rayner rings in*
Kyle: Whoa.
Incorrect.
Kyle: Whoa?
Still Incorrect.
*Hal Jordan rings in*
Hal: Abin didn’t deserve that……
……….
Ummm, no.
*Hal continues babbling and crying to himself*
Okay, I’ll try this one more time…. Continents for $800
This continent begins and ends with the letter “E”.
*Kyle Rayner rings in*
Kyle: Never never land?
No.
*Hal Jordan rings in*
Hal: Never never land?
No.
*Guy Gardner rings in*
Guy: Never never land?
NO!
Guy: Jeez, chill Trebec!
I AM NOT ALEX TREBEC!!!!!!!!!
Guy: Whatever you say Trebec.
ARRRRGGHH!!!!
Okay, lets move to final Jeopardy.
Write my name.
*Jeopardy theme plays and eventually finishes*
Okay, we’re back. Hal Jordan, what did you write?
“*sob sob*, Is your name Kilowog?”
Incorrect, and your wager?
“Is my name Kilowog?”
Okay, on to Kyle Rayner
“Kyle Rayner, you wrote ‘Whoa, Dude’”
That isn’t my name, and your wager?
“Where’s my car?”
Guy Gardner, I shudder to think what you wrote……
You wrote “Jack”. Much as you probably tried, you are not incorrect, my name is Jack.
And your wager?
“@$$”.
May you be relegated to being his (Kyle Rayner’s) bartender.
Guy: HAWH HAWH HAWH, LIKE THAT’LL EVER HAPPEN!!!!!
