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i got christmas presents from DC this week!

fo' real! above and beyond my comics and my paycheck.

...snif...

i've never gotten a corporate gift before.

anyway, they sent me a cool bag (the saddle bag or paper boy bag, however y'wanna call it. goes over one shoulder, cross the body.) its actually very frickin sweet, and doesnt have a huge DC comics "im a comic fag" logo on it, or anything. its black, with a navy blue stripe, and very subtly says "dc comics" in a cool (and tiny) font.

and, within the bag was a few select kick-ass books i've asked "santa" for, plus that dc comics collected CD-rom i've posted about here a few times before.

ALSO very sweet.


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Gee, all I got was just under 2-weeks pay as a bonus...

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well, use said money to buy me more presents!

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I didn't even get a freakin' bonus...

Did get a twenty percent pay raise though...


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You suck, Rob! I want corporate gifts! And I want them now!

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Fifteen years and NEVER one bonus!

And OUR frigging "Christmas Party" is free dinner in the cafeteria...the clincher they serve it a ten oclock at night so the night shift can get some too!

Welcome to Scrooge Hospital!


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i figure you'd at least get a crazy person, all yer own.

thats simply not fair.


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My new job gives bonuses based on inventory shrinkage. Which is why I went in on my day off to help them get the counts straight. Store general managers get a bonus in the range of 5 to 10 thousand dollars based on store profitability...assuming zero shrinkage. It's not a Christmas bonus per se...they do it quarterly...but November and December count as one quarter.

As we are a brand new store, I'm not sure what to expect. Hell, I haven't even been named store manager yet and I'm not sure if I want the job if it's offered. It's cool though. The sales and assistant managers get a bonus of between 1000 and 5000 bucks. I'll take that. Free money is free money...assuming none of my staff steals or is stupid. I think I'm OK on the stealing part but, the stupid factor remains high.


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I get longevity pay at the end of every November,70 bucks for every year Ive been there.Ive been there 9 years so thats good. Thats it though,no parties or anything.

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I work at a dinner theatre and get paid per show. Which means no bonuses, but also no taxes, no FICA, and no IRS! Merry Christmas, Chewy!

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But, yeah, I'm also with Danny...

GIMME SOME CORPORATE GIFTS, KAMPHAUSEN!!!

...please?


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woo! i also got a dc christmas card, signed by all the staff in my dept.

its a picture of the statue of liberty, birds eye view, with cops and firefighters minglin with a few select dc heroes, bats, supes, ww, and static shock -- the black guy.

i also received a contract extention in the mail

all official DC documents have a waterseal in them, of a few super heroes standing atop one anothers' shoulders, like a ladder.

typically, it was superman, batman, plastic man (i dunno), robin, flash, wondie, and icon -- the black guy. but, even there, icon has since been replaced with the static shock kid (from the cartoon) as the new black guy.


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quote:
Originally posted by Rob Kamphausen:
well, use said money to buy me more presents!

That cash is going to my "Celebration" stash for Indianapolis next May...

Dream on Lane...dream on...


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you're.... buying me a trip to indy?

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Yeah right.

I'll be around enough fan boys there as it is...I don't think I could handle you there too. I might kill ya...


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challenge!

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Supes, Bats, WW, and Static Shock... DC's "big four" icons...

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here's the card cover:


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Who drew that? Howard Porter?

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i forget, to be honest. and i cant read the scan.

ill check when i get home.


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quote:
Originally posted by Rob Kamphausen:
here's the card cover:


See, now that's cool.


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The signature says Terry Dodson, who is the Harley Quinn artist. Funny, at first glance I thought it was Adam Hughes, but Dodson draws in a style similar to Hughes. Very nice haul, Rob! And Merry Christmas to ya, by the way!

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quote:
Originally posted by Chewy Walrus:
I work at a dinner theatre and get paid per show. Which means no bonuses, but also no taxes, no FICA, and no IRS! Merry Christmas, Chewy!

FICA?

I'm sure you wouldn't know what fica means in italian...


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As long as it's not Howard Porter.

Porter is a hack.


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I work for a law firm which is employed by DC Comics.

(I'm leaving in a few days to work for someone else, so I figure its no big deal to tell people now)

Did I get a nifty X-mas card? Noooooo.


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as an official employee of dc comics, lemme just say;

"nyah hah"

woo!

seriously, tho, i've worked there for a few years, and this is the first time i've gotten anything for christmas.

cant say i mind, tho... they wuz some cool stuffs!


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What did you get this year, Rob?

Coal in your Thanksmas stocking?


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 Originally Posted By: Danny
As long as it's not Howard Porter.<p>Porter is a hack.


Plus he's a Mormon!


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