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...for putting all those damn cardboard inserts in the middle of all DC Comics with the cover date of November '03. Damn irritating. Recruit somewhere else, fascists! I'm trying to read Formerly Known as the Justice League in peace!

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Hear! Hear!

FKAJL is friggin' hilarious every single month... :)

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In the Navy
Village People

Where can you find pleasure, search the world for treasure,
learn science, technology?
Where can you begin to make your dreams all come true
on the land or on the sea?
Where can you learn to fly, play in sports or skindive,
study oceanography?
Sign up for the big band or sit in the grand stand
when your team and others meet.

In the Navy, yes, you can sail the seven seas.
In the Navy, yes, you can put your mind at ease.
In the Navy, come on now people, make a stand.
In the Navy, can't you see we need a hand.
In the Navy, come on, protect the motherland.
In the Navy, come on and join your fellow, man.
In the Navy, come on, people, and make a stand.
In the Navy, in the Navy.

They want you! They want you! They want you as a new recruit!

If you like adventure don't you wait to enter
the recruiting office fast.
Don't you hesitate, there is no need to wait;
they're signing up new seamen fast.
Maybe you are too young to join up today
but don't you worry 'bout the thing
for I'm sure there will be always the good Navy
protecting the land and sea.

In the Navy...

They want you! They want you! They want you as a new recruit!
They want you! They want you! They want you as a new recruit!
..But..but..but I'm afraid of water!
..hey..hey..look, men...
I get seasick even watching it on the TV!
They want You! - Oh my goodness!
They want you! - What am I gonna do in a submarine?
They want you! They want you!
In the Navy.

In the Navy... (fade out)

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I wanted to read that, but forgot to look at when they were starting the run... it's been, like, four issues, right? Damn.

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Don't worry, Uschi-- it'll be collected, I'm sure. Hell, they've already signed the creatives up for a second maxi-series sometime next year... [woooOOOOoooo!]

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Why blame the Navy? They didn't publish the books...

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I'm sure the Navy is completely "innocent" [yuh huh] :lol: [wink] about a lot of things, but at some point a publicity-guy working for the Navy paid a sum out of the government's coffers to specifically have the irritating cardboard insert placed in DC Comics' comics for November 2002. That DC Comics took the money and did so isn't something I'm pleased about, either.

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...Hated every moment of it.

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Dammit!

I thought the insert was for FKAJL #0!

WHY DIDNT I READ IT BEFORE I SIGNED!!!!

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D'oh!

Oh, well... you'll probably enjoy your four-year hitch in the Navy. I hear buggery isn't quite a problem as it used to be...

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DAMMIT!

Now Im really pissed!

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Yes, be angry. God forbid the very military that protects your right to read comics be allowed to recruit in one.

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Boobies!

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quote:
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Boobies!

That was an order! Boobies now!

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quote:
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Hear! Hear!

FKAJL is friggin' hilarious every single month... :)

Holy schnikes! Yer alive!

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Miss TESSMACHER!!!

(Hiya! [wink] )

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quote:
Originally posted by TheTimeTrust:
I'm sure the Navy is completely "innocent" [yuh huh] :lol: [wink] about a lot of things, but at some point a publicity-guy working for the Navy paid a sum out of the government's coffers to specifically have the irritating cardboard insert placed in DC Comics' comics for November 2002. That DC Comics took the money and did so isn't something I'm pleased about, either.

Get a grip......if you don't like it don't look at it......don't give it a second thought. You know what's funny I read those comics and didn't really pay attention to the Navy inserts till you started whining. And don't call the Navy fascists .......if you don't like this country get the fuck out. I hear France and Canada are taking in spineless bastards. [biiiig grin]

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......Nevermind I just saw where you're from ........Canada.......that explains everything. I would never expect a communist to like anything the USA stood for. So go back to hating everything that is good in the world.....Praise Allah and those porous borders you guys have up North.

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Woo-hoo! I offended PJP in my irreverency!

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Dirty commies!

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quote:
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 Originally Posted By: PJP
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by TheTimeTrust:
<strong> I'm sure the Navy is completely "innocent" <img border="0" title="" alt="[yuh huh]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt=";\)" src="images/icons/wink.gif" /> about a lot of things, but at some point a publicity-guy working for the Navy paid a sum out of the government's coffers to specifically have the irritating cardboard insert placed in DC Comics' comics for November 2002. That DC Comics took the money and did so isn't something I'm pleased about, either. </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Get a grip......if you don't like it don't look at it......don't give it a second thought. You know what's funny I read those comics and didn't really pay attention to the Navy inserts till you started whining. And don't call the Navy fascists .......if you don't like this country get the fuck out. I hear France and Canada are taking in spineless bastards. <img border="0" title="" alt="[biiiig grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />


YEAH!

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I was funner in the olden days.

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Why is your old self dead?

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Where did all the cowboys go?

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They rode off into the sunset.


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I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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To quit the Navy?

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They weren't the smartest cowboys around.


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 Originally Posted By: TTT Lite
I was funner in the olden days.


I think those 35,075 one-liners you used to BSAMS every existing thread a couple of years back took their toll.


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November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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WHOA!!


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 Originally Posted By: TheTimeTrust
...for putting all those damn cardboard inserts in the middle of all DC Comics with the cover date of November '03. Damn irritating. Recruit somewhere else, fascists! I'm trying to read Formerly Known as the Justice League in peace!
But you love the semen!

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