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I know why Winathians have twins now... #193011 2003-06-09 3:44 AM
Joined: May 2003 Posts: 1,524 Poverty Lad 1500+ posts
Poverty Lad 1500+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 1,524	I'm wishing I had one. I'm over my Mom's, taking a break from helping her put in a garden. It's been a couple of years since she had the time and energy to put one up. So about Winathians-- why only twins? I can understand an Agrarian civilization developing the trait for multiple births, but why two at a time? back when farming was the standard way of life, 6 or more children was the norm-- Mom has three brothers, two sisters. I'm not saying Winath mothers should've been popping out litters... just curious why two was the magic number. Oh, well-- back to the "salt of the earth" stuff...

Re: I know why Winathians have twins now... #193012 2003-06-08 4:42 PM
Joined: May 2003 Posts: 644 My ol' KY home Matt Kennedy 500+ posts
Matt Kennedy 500+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 644 My ol' KY home	I love being a twin--- 32 years ago my best friend in the whole world just appeared like magic 11 minutes after I was born. (My twin brother, Kent, is 11 minutes younger than me.) __________________________________________* Kent is the smooth, smart, mature twin--- I'm the goofy, foul, arrested development case. But I have a much larger penis, so it all evens out in the end...

Re: I know why Winathians have twins now... #193013 2003-06-08 5:04 PM
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Fat Cramer 500+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 558	So, Pov - does your Mom know you're posting on this board? I wish I had a twin - but I do talk to myself quite a bit. That's some compensation.

Re: I know why Winathians have twins now... #193014 2003-06-08 5:10 PM
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Matt Kennedy 500+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 644 My ol' KY home	S'great, Cramer. It really is. __________________________________________ Yeah, does your mom know that your lazy ass is postin' instead of helping with that garden, young man?

Re: I know why Winathians have twins now... #193015 2003-06-08 5:21 PM
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Poverty Lad 1500+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 1,524	Well, I was gettin' wobbly, and my rows were looking about as straight as Lashie, so she kicked me outta her garden, told me to take a few minutes and grab some lunch. and seeing as I post at work during my lunch break, I saw a visit to the boards as a natural extension of my break... For those of us born withOUT twins, console yourself with this... supposedly, EVERYone has a twin, somewhere in this world! I hope mine has more hair than I do...

Re: I know why Winathians have twins now... #193016 2003-06-08 5:37 PM
Joined: May 2003 Posts: 644 My ol' KY home Matt Kennedy 500+ posts
Matt Kennedy 500+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 644 My ol' KY home	quote: Originally posted by Poverty Lad: Well, I was gettin' wobbly, and my rows were looking about as straight as Lashie, so she kicked me outta her garden, told me to take a few minutes and grab some lunch. and seeing as I post at work during my lunch break, I saw a visit to the boards as a natural extension of my break... For those of us born withOUT twins, console yourself with this... supposedly, EVERYone has a twin, somewhere in this world! I hope mine has more hair than I do... I hear ya, buddy. I'm just so glad that you've been feeling good enough to continue working at your old job. And your mom is right--- don't over-tax yourself. __________________________________________ Me and my twin's hair is receding at a pretty good clip, too...

Re: I know why Winathians have twins now... #193017 2003-06-10 3:00 AM
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Senor Widebottom 1 post Joined: May 2003 Posts: 2 the Big Top	I'm a Gemini! :lol: :lol: p.s. June 20.(soon)

Re: I know why Winathians have twins now... #193018 2003-06-10 3:20 AM
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Fat Cramer 500+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 558	quote: Originally posted by Senor Widebottom: I'm a Gemini! :lol: :lol: p.s. June 20.(soon) Is this a solicitation for birthday presents, Senor? Honking horns and funny noses and makeup?

Re: I know why Winathians have twins now... #193019 2003-06-10 3:30 AM
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The Crusader 25+ posts Joined: Jun 2003 Posts: 30 Just over... there	Is that a rubber chicken in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Re: I know why Winathians have twins now... #193020 2003-06-10 3:31 AM
Joined: May 2003 Posts: 2 the Big Top Senor Widebottom 1 post
Senor Widebottom 1 post Joined: May 2003 Posts: 2 the Big Top	Liquor, FC. Clowns need mucho liquor!

Re: I know why Winathians have twins now... #193021 2003-06-09 6:15 PM
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Thriftshop Debutante 1 post Joined: May 2003 Posts: 1	Oh, I remember the good Senor's birthday because MINE IS FOUR DAYS LATER. So is my non-twin Bevis'. And we *absolutely will not* share presents, so don't try it! And lessee... EDE claims June 30 the Cru twins have July 1 Cargga and Cobalt Kid (will he ever show up here?) on July 14 Cancers rule! Well, okay, my mug says "the sign of the prophet or teacher"

Re: I know why Winathians have twins now... #193022 2003-06-09 8:43 PM
Joined: May 2003 Posts: 644 My ol' KY home Matt Kennedy 500+ posts
Matt Kennedy 500+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 644 My ol' KY home	quote: Originally posted by Senor Widebottom: Liquor, FC. Clowns need mucho liquor! Yes, clowns DO need plenty of booze. That whole laughing on the outside, cryin' on the inside thing. 'tis very sad indeed.

Re: I know why Winathians have twins now... #193023 2003-06-09 8:54 PM
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Thriftshop Debutante 1 post Joined: May 2003 Posts: 1	"But doctor...I am Senor Widebottom."

Re: I know why Winathians have twins now... #193024 2003-06-09 11:53 PM
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Matt Kennedy 500+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 644 My ol' KY home	quote: Originally posted by Thriftshop Debutante: "But doctor...I am Senor Widebottom." Haw! That was good! :lol:

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