This is Bullshit!
Major Bullshit!
Who's he?
He's an Asshole, Sir.
I know that! What's his name?!
That is his name. Asshole. Major Asshole.
And his cousin?
He's an Asshole too, Sir. Gunner's Mate First Class Phillip Asshole.
How many Assholes we got on this ship anyhow?
YO!
I knew it. I'm surrounded by Assholes. Keep firing, Asshole!