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It is I Pokemaster here to rescue you!

Beware Pokemaster has seen many evil dopplegangers about!

If you see you, do not attempt to subdue yourself! You may be a danger to yourself or others!

Call your licenced and insured superhero, The Pokemaster!

Pokemaster will pluck your/his/a few people pokemaster saw on the way over eyes out with my mighty thumbs!

We here at Pokemaster Inc recognize your right to live free of evil doppelgangers!