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It is I Pokemaster here to rescue you!
Beware Pokemaster has seen many evil dopplegangers about!
If you see you, do not attempt to subdue yourself! You may be a danger to yourself or others!
Call your licenced and insured superhero, The Pokemaster!
Pokemaster will pluck your/his/a few people pokemaster saw on the way over eyes out with my mighty thumbs!
We here at Pokemaster Inc recognize your right to live free of evil doppelgangers!