I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Douglas Adams
I really didn't foresee the Internet. But then, neither did the computer industry. Not that that tells us very much of course - the computer industry didn't even foresee that the century was going to end.
Douglas Adams
When childhood dies, its corpses are called adults and they enter society, one of the politer names of hell.
Brian Aldiss
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Fred Allen
Most of the time I don't have much fun. - The rest of the times, I don't have any fun at all.
Woody Allen
She looketh as butter would not melt in her mouth.
Francis Bacon
