Once you've been in a mental institution, people are going to look at you funny. Drew Barrymore
Never believe in anything until it has been officially denied.
Otto von Bismarck
The family that stays together may be convicted of incest.
Robert Bloch
Insanity is relative. It depends on who has who locked in what cage.
Ray Bradbury
I guess it looks like a rock quarry that somebody has dynamited.
Charles Bronson
...describing his own face
If presidents don't do it to their wives, they'll do it to the country.
Mel Brooks
Everyday people are straying away from the church ang going back to god.
Lenny Bruce
Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair.
George Burns
