Are they mad because you haven't sent out this month's newsletter? Honestly, rex, how hard is it to write:
"Forgot to do sock laundry today. It's okay because it's like getting my own sloppy seconds, and I like that. Played World of Warcraft for sixteen straight hours. I told my mom that I'd take out the garbage when I'm done; but after five hours of yelling back and forth, she just took it out herself. Spent a couple of hours thinking about how much I hate people who are successful. Why should they be so happy and have nice things just because they worked hard for them? Fucked a sock and fell asleep."
I see you got it.