An excerpt from a past letters column:

"Dear Rex:

Which brand/material/style of sock best immitates the feel of the asian prostitute? It's been so long since i felt the touch of a disappointted woman and i want to remmember what it was like to go to see whores in brothels (instead of fantasizing about them on the internet).

Thanks!

TT, in a locked down forum on the internets"

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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