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• I'm not sure it's a foreboding, as much as it is a malaise.
  
  Pretty much.
  
  The anniversary was fantastic. However, I've still had this edgy irritation, and I don't know why.
  
  No, the chicken salad always fucking rocks.
  
  After that bridge collapse, I've tended to try and avoid them, you know?
  
  I'm not even certain what a "Mojito" is, really. And, fuck Pensacola. I'm hoping I'll never have to go there again. Too hot. Sheesh.
  
  She brings up some drunk possibilities, perhaps.
  
  Nope, vagina is granule-free. I double-checked. And douched.
  
  Was it a picture book?
  
  If by "read", you mean "imagined having sex with", that doesn't surprise me. It disturbs me. But, doesn't surprise.
  
  Impossible has two S's in it, Timothy. Just saying.
  
  But can you put your legs behind your head?
  
  Well-spoken, even.
  
  The wisdom of the cavemen should always be heeded. Unless it's those annoying fucking Geico cavemen. Fuck those guys.
  
  I'm not sure what "bound up" means. But, my "rant" from last year was my opinions about the state of the boards. It made people talk. I enjoyed it.
  
  She's right.
  
  I retired from Random Interviews when I turned modship over to Harley. You'll have to ask her to do them now.
  
  Don't laugh, bitch. I've still got "never-before-seen" material safely saved on my laptop. Yeah...
  
  It took this long for a hair joke? Shameful.
  
  Are bald jokes really that funny in the 21st century? Seriously?
  
  Stop stealing Ralph Wiggums material, Jerry.
  
  Why is even money on me starting it? Why not Joe, or Knut, or any of the rest of the ones that bug her? When's the last time I said anything about that to her? Or, are you just pausing to interject because you like trying to tool on me?
  
  Yeah? How is it funny if it's meaningless?

Nowhereman and Jaburg's photoshoppe skills can't be beaten.

Now, everyone here PISS OFF!




No, really.