i thought it was a fun premise that was so, so very ruined by a bad movie
What are you talking about? That was a good movie. Of course, it had neither Hulk Hogan, Batman, or Nintendo, so I can see why you'd hate it.
ahem. very well, here we go.
stealing a captain sammitch gimmick wont finally get you laid. he likes fat
girls, at least theoretically, and no amount of your dressing up will help. so consider this yet another failed path on your miserable, never-ending march towards the loss of virginity.
also, you have no musical talent or fashion sense. and "pharaoh" is spelled incorrectly in your profile, which shows your brain must be shedding itself to pieces in your sink every morning in place of hair, since, of course there's nothing left on your glistening, acne-laden head to lose.
finally, shut the fuck up. shut. the fuck. up.
thanks to all of you for your patience.
except for snarf; notably for any of the above 30+ reasons of utter shame and embarrassment he parades around with, fruitily, on a daily basis.
lovingly,
gob
