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Mysterious Cargo Aboard Iranian Ship Seized by Pirates Raises WMD Concerns

• As Somali pirates brazenly maintain their standoff with American warships off the coast of Africa, the cargo aboard one Iranian ship they commandeered is raising concerns that it may contain materials that can be used for chemical or biological weapons.
  
  Some local officials suspect that instead of finding riches, the pirates encountered deadly chemical agents aboard the Iranian vessel.
  
  On Aug. 21, the pirates, armed with AK-47s and rocket-propelled grenades, stole onto the decks of the merchant vessel Iran Deyanat.
  
  They ransacked the ship and searched the containers. But in the days following the hijacking, a number of them fell ill and died, suffering skin burns and hair loss, according to reports.
  
  The pirates were sickened because of their contact with the seized cargo, according to Hassan Osman, the Somali minister of Minerals and Oil, who met with the pirates to facilitate negotiations.
  
  The pirates reportedly were in talks to sell the ship back to Iran, but the deal fell through when the pirates were poisoned by the cargo, according to Andrew Mwangura, director of the Kenya-based East African Seafarers' Assistance Program.
  
  The ship's contents are still unclear, but the reported deaths and skin abrasions have raised concerns that it could be more than meets the eye.
  
  The massive shipping company that controls the vessel, the Islamic Republic of Iran Shipping Line (IRISL), was recently designated by the U.S. Department of the Treasury over nuclear proliferation concerns. IRISL, which is accused of falsifying documents to facilitate the shipment of weapons and chemicals for use in Iran's missile program, is blocked from moving money through U.S. banks as well as from carrying food and medical supplies as part of U.S. trade sanctions against Iran.
  
  Chemical experts say the reports sound inconsistent with chemical poisoning, but may reflect the effects of exposure to radiation.
  
  "It's baffling," said Jonathan Tucker, a senior fellow at the James Martin Center for Nonproliferation Studies. "I'm not aware of any chemical agent that produces loss of hair within a few days. That's more suggestive of high levels of radioactive waste."
  
  Tucker, a chemical and biological weapons expert, said that Chinese companies have been implicated in selling Iran so-called dual-use chemicals, legal ingredients that can be processed into chemical weapons.
  
  The U.S. government says that Iran maintains facilities to process those chemicals as part of a chemical and biological weapons program. "Iran continues to seek dual-use technologies that could be used for biological warfare," said Director of National Intelligence Mike McConnell in testimony before Congress in February.
  
  But while Iran has purchased and shipped such chemicals in the past, it remains unclear whether the Iran Deyanat contains any illegal chemicals or harmful agents.

Shit. This is all rumor at this point, but it sounds like a plot for a James Bond movie.

It would be pretty wild if we got proof of the Iranian nuke program due some pirates' bungling.

Are they Islamic pirates?

If they did get their hands on some parts that only needs to be put together to make a nuke I'm quite certain it won't be long until said materials find its way into terrorist hands.

On the other hand, I agree with G-man, if it IS true it gives us a good excuse to turn the deserts in Iran into glass.

they sound like the stupidest bunch of pirates I've ever heard of.

They not only poison themselves but now they have the US Navy to deal with?

How are they anything but fucked? I don't see any danger of this making it to the black market under any circumstances. I'm sure if Iran doesn't deal with this, the United states certainly will.

So they're the insurgency of pirates?

How can he be Somali Minister of Oil and run for US President at the same time? Sounds like a conflict of interest.

your hazardous cargo is making us look weak in front of the international community!

rex's hazardous cargo... You mean his dirty socks?

Iranians don't wash their ass good. There is only so much you can do by throwing sand at your ass after taking a great big crap on a cactus.

the pirates probably got sick from the dirty ass, not WMD.

Also maybe is was a Kraken.

Insufficient Evidence Could Force U.S. Navy to Return Suspected Pirates to Somalia:

• Questions emerged Friday about whether the U.S. Navy can continue to hold a group of suspected pirates captured on the high seas and kept for now in floating jail cells ringed with barbed wire.
  
  At issue are nine men, probably Somalis, seized Thursday from a small skiff in the Gulf of Aden. A Navy ship fired warning shots and sailors boarded the skiff and arrested the men after a distress call from an Indian-flagged merchant ship.
  
  Although defense officials would not be specific, several acknowledged there may insufficient evidence to hold the men for trial and that some or all might be returned to Somalia.

Expect to see more stories like this about terrorists we find in Afghanistan and Iraq. Thanks to Glorious Leader Obama.

less scrupulous individuals might just waste the scumbags before the media gets wind of it...